Sonic Jokes

Funniest Sonic Short Jokes

Short sonic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sonic humour may include short sonny jokes also.

1. (Dr Who joke) Why can't a sonic screwdriver cure erectile dysfunction? It doesn't do wood.
2. "With my sonic superpowers I shall call myself.... ...TINNITUS!"
   "Tinnitus?"
   "Yeah! Doesn't it have a nice ring to it?"
3. What do an anorexic person and Sonic the hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast.
4. I thought it would be a cool idea to have sonic in real life But apparently speed doesn't make animals faster
5. What did the Muslim Sonic say? Gotta go fast.
6. What's the name of Sonic the Hedgehog's drug business Sonic SPEED
7. My friend had a Mario themed wedding. He had a Sonic themed divorce a year later. It was over really fast and he lost all his rings.
   
8. What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog? Gin and sonic.
9. I'm too afraid of downloading PC sonic games C'mon, that creepypasta does not .exest!
10. Amy Rose. And then Sonic took the first flight leaving Thailand.

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Sonic One Liners

Which sonic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sonic? I can suggest the ones about hedgehog and epic.

1. During Ramadan, Sonic the Hedgehog is a Muslim Because he's gotta go fast.
2. What does Muslim sonic say when ramadan begins. Gotta go fast!
3. How do you contact Sonic? You give him a ring!
4. What happens when a witch breaks the sound barrier? You hear a sonic broom.
5. "Persian sonic, why are you tired?" "Iran."
6. Do you know why Sonic never chooses Heads? Cause he prefers Tails.
7. What did Sonic the Hedgehog say 24 hours before he got a blood test? Gotta go fast.
8. Why should you never eat Sonic the Hedgehog? He gives your underwear blue streaks.
9. What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo
10. What does Sonic say when's he on a diet Gotta go fast!!
11. Why doesn't Sonic eat with his friends during lent... Because hes gotta go fast.
12. I asked Guile what the worst Sonic game is. He said, "Sonic Boom!"
13. fasting. What a Jamaican calls Sonic the Hedgehog
14. I told my friend to stop buying Sonic Comics... He said it was one of his many issues
15. What's the fastest drink in the world ? Sonic the eggnog.

Sonic The Hedgehog Jokes

Here is a list of funny sonic the hedgehog jokes and even better sonic the hedgehog puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Sonic the Hedgehog sells his soul to the Devil. Gotta go Faust!
• I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... ...but it's no use.
  ^^^^^^For ^^^^^^Sonic ^^^^^^fans.
• What is Sonic the Hedgehog's favorite time of the year? Lent.
  Because he has more opportunities to go fast.
• What do the Philadelphia Eagles and a dead Sonic the Hedgehog have in common No Rings
• Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim? Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!
• What does Sonic the Hedgehog say during lent? Gotta fast!

Sonic Boom Jokes

Here is a list of funny sonic boom jokes and even better sonic boom puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Sonic looked like his games were getting better in recent years and then BOOM
• What is Guile's Favoriten Videogame? Sonic Boom!

Tails Sonic Jokes

Here is a list of funny tails sonic jokes and even better tails sonic puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• [from jimmy kimmel] Tails: Sonic what just happened? Sonic: I just {bleep} you

Comical Sonic Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about sonic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sprint jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sonic pranks.