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67 sonic jokes and hilarious sonic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sonic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

If you're looking for a laugh, you've come to the right place. These sonic jokes are sure to make you chuckle. From jokes about Sonic's speed to jokes about his love life, there's something for everyone. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the fun.

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Funniest Sonic Short Jokes

Short sonic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sonic humour may include short sonny jokes also.

  1. (Dr Who joke) Why can't a sonic screwdriver cure erectile dysfunction? It doesn't do wood.
  2. "With my sonic superpowers I shall call myself.... ...TINNITUS!"
    "Tinnitus?"
    "Yeah! Doesn't it have a nice ring to it?"
  3. What do an anorexic person and Sonic the hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast.
  4. I thought it would be a cool idea to have sonic in real life But apparently speed doesn't make animals faster
  5. I told my friend to stop buying Sonic Comics... He said it was one of his many issues
  6. What's the fastest drink in the world ? Sonic the eggnog.
  7. What did the Muslim Sonic say? Gotta go fast.
  8. What's the name of Sonic the Hedgehog's drug business Sonic SPEED
  9. My friend had a Mario themed wedding. He had a Sonic themed divorce a year later. It was over really fast and he lost all his rings.
    Credit to Max Scoville
  10. What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog? Gin and sonic.

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Sonic One Liners

Which sonic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sonic? I can suggest the ones about hedgehog and sons.

  1. During Ramadan, Sonic the Hedgehog is a Muslim Because he's gotta go fast.
  2. What does Muslim sonic say when ramadan begins. Gotta go fast!
  3. How do you contact Sonic? You give him a ring!
  4. What happens when a witch breaks the sound barrier? You hear a sonic broom.
  5. What does Sonic say during Ramadan? Gotta go fast
  6. "Persian sonic, why are you tired?" "Iran."
  7. What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan? Got to go fast!
  8. Do you know why Sonic never chooses Heads? Cause he prefers Tails.
  9. What did Sonic the Hedgehog say 24 hours before he got a blood test? Gotta go fast.
  10. Why should you never eat Sonic the Hedgehog? He gives your underwear blue streaks.
  11. What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo
  12. What does Sonic say when's he on a diet Gotta go fast!!
  13. Why doesn't Sonic eat with his friends during lent... Because hes gotta go fast.
  14. I asked Guile what the worst Sonic game is. He said, "Sonic Boom!"
  15. fasting. What a Jamaican calls Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic Hedgehog Jokes

Here is a list of funny sonic hedgehog jokes and even better sonic hedgehog puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog sells his soul to the Devil. Gotta go Faust!
  • I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... ...but it's no use.
    ^^^^^^For ^^^^^^Sonic ^^^^^^fans.
  • What is Sonic the Hedgehog's favorite time of the year? Lent.
    Because he has more opportunities to go fast.
  • What do the Philadelphia Eagles and a dead Sonic the Hedgehog have in common No Rings
  • Yo momma is so ugly she is the reason Sonic the Hedgehog runs fast.
  • Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim? Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!
  • What does Sonic the Hedgehog say during lent? Gotta fast!
  • I heard Chris Farley was turned down for the Sonic the Hedgehog's first voice actor Apparently he s**... at speedballs
  • Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog? ***"IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

Sonic Boom Jokes

Here is a list of funny sonic boom jokes and even better sonic boom puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Sonic looked like his games were getting better in recent years and then BOOM
  • What is Guile's Favoriten Videogame? Sonic Boom!

Tails Sonic Jokes

Here is a list of funny tails sonic jokes and even better tails sonic puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • [from jimmy kimmel] Tails: Sonic what just happened? Sonic: I just {bleep} you
Sonic joke, [from jimmy kimmel] Tails: Sonic what just happened?

Comical Sonic Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about sonic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean epic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sonic pranks.

I'm too afraid of downloading PC sonic games

C'mon, that creepypasta does not .exest!

What did the t**... get at Sonic?

He had a blast!

The sonicare toothbrush is named after the words I never heard my father say.

I always order my burgers from Sonic

He always gets them to me the fastest

Who's the fastest tailor in the world?

Sonic the Swift Taylor

What would Sonic say if he ran a booth at a carnival?

Come on, step it up!

Me: *cracks knuckles*

Sonic: You monster!!!

Amy Rose.

And then Sonic took the first flight leaving Thailand.

What does Sonic do when he wants to lose weight?

He's gotta go fast

Superman is flying around the city when he sees Wonder Woman lying n**... and spread eagle atop a skyscraper

He thinks to himself I can fly over there, have super sonic fast s**... with her, and fly away before she even notices…
He zips over, pumps away with a speed that induces time dilation in his nether region, and flies away before Wonder Woman can tell what happened.
Startled, Wonder Woman exclaims, What the h**... was that???
The Invisible Man replies, I have no idea but my a**... hurts like h**...!

Sonic joke, What does Muslim sonic say when Ramadan begins.

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