The Best 46 Sonic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sonic jokes. There are some sonic ultra jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sonic sonic the hedgehog puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sonic Jokes and Puns

I heard Chris Farley was turned down for the Sonic the Hedgehog's first voice actor

Apparently he sucked at speedballs

(Dr Who joke) Why can't a sonic screwdriver cure erectile dysfunction?

It doesn't do wood.

Sonic the Hedgehog sells his soul to the Devil.

Gotta go Faust!

Sonic joke, Sonic the Hedgehog sells his soul to the Devil.

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

Why should you never eat Sonic the Hedgehog?

He gives your underwear blue streaks.

I'm too afraid of downloading PC sonic games

C'mon, that creepypasta does not .exest!

Why doesn't Sonic eat with his friends during lent...

Because hes gotta go fast.

Sonic joke, Why doesn't Sonic eat with his friends during lent...

What do call Sonic after collecting the 7 Chaos Emeralds?

Super Saiyanic

What did the terrorist get at Sonic?

He had a blast!

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

The sonicare toothbrush is named after the words I never heard my father say.

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Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?


What did Sonic the Hedgehog say 24 hours before he got a blood test?

Gotta go fast.

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast

I always order my burgers from Sonic

He always gets them to me the fastest

What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog?

Gin and sonic.

Sonic joke, What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog?

What's the fastest drink in the world ?

Sonic the eggnog.

What is Guile's Favoriten Videogame?

Sonic Boom!

"Persian sonic, why are you tired?"


What does Sonic say when's he on a diet

Gotta go fast!!

Who's the fastest tailor in the world?

Sonic the Swift Taylor

I told my friend to stop buying Sonic Comics...

He said it was one of his many issues

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

My friend had a Mario themed wedding.

He had a Sonic themed divorce a year later. It was over really fast and he lost all his rings.

Credit to Max Scoville

What is Sonic the Hedgehog's favorite time of the year?


Because he has more opportunities to go fast.

During Ramadan, Sonic the Hedgehog is a Muslim

Because he's gotta go fast.

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog...

...but it's no use.

^^^^^^For ^^^^^^Sonic ^^^^^^fans.

"With my sonic superpowers I shall call myself....



"Yeah! Doesn't it have a nice ring to it?"


What a Jamaican calls Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic looked like his games were getting better in recent years

and then BOOM

I thought it would be a cool idea to have sonic in real life

But apparently speed doesn't make animals faster

What do the Philadelphia Eagles and a dead Sonic the Hedgehog have in common

No Rings

What would Sonic say if he ran a booth at a carnival?

Come on, step it up!

What did Sonic say before his colonoscopy?

Gotta go fast.

Why does Sonic always wear gloves?

Because his hands are cold.

What's the makes sonic?

Other person: Sega
Me: Ga

Who makes sonic?

Other person: Sega
Me: Ga

Yesterday was a really big day for Monsters.

Godzilla King of Monsters, Monster Hunter World dlc and the new Sonic poster were all teased.

Me: *cracks knuckles*

Sonic: You monster!!!

Amy Rose.

And then Sonic took the first flight leaving Thailand.

What does Sonic do when he wants to lose weight?

He's gotta go fast

I asked Guile what the worst Sonic game is.

He said, "Sonic Boom!"

What's the name of Sonic the Hedgehog's drug business


Do you know why Sonic never chooses Heads?

Cause he prefers Tails.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Got to go fast!

How do you contact Sonic?

You give him a ring!

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