The Best 16 Sonic Hedgehog Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sonic Hedgehog jokes. There are some sonic hedgehog jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sonic hedgehog puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sonic Hedgehog Jokes and Puns

During Ramadan, Sonic the Hedgehog is a Muslim

Because he's gotta go fast.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Got to go fast!

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say 24 hours before he got a blood test?

Gotta go fast.

Why should you never eat Sonic the Hedgehog?

He gives your underwear blue streaks.


What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

Fasting.

What a Jamaican calls Sonic the Hedgehog

What's the name of Sonic the Hedgehog's drug business

Sonic SPEED

What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog?

Gin and sonic.

I heard Chris Farley was turned down for the Sonic the Hedgehog's first voice actor

Apparently he sucked at speedballs

Sonic the Hedgehog sells his soul to the Devil.

Gotta go Faust!

You can explore sonic hedgehog reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sonic hedgehog dad jokes. There are also sonic hedgehog puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog...

...but it's no use.

^^^^^^For ^^^^^^Sonic ^^^^^^fans.

What do the Philadelphia Eagles and a dead Sonic the Hedgehog have in common

No Rings

What is Sonic the Hedgehog's favorite time of the year?

Lent.

Because he has more opportunities to go fast.

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

***"IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

Yo momma is so ugly she is the reason Sonic the Hedgehog runs fast.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sonic hedgehog jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sonic hedgehog piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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