The Best 19 Soni Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Soni jokes. There are some soni daughter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these soni soninlaw puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Soni Jokes and Puns

The sonicare toothbrush is named after the words I never heard my father say.

"With my sonic superpowers I shall call myself....

...TINNITUS!"

"Tinnitus?"

"Yeah! Doesn't it have a nice ring to it?"

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast

Soni joke, What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Got to go fast!

Do you know why Sonic never chooses Heads?

Cause he prefers Tails.


What did Sonic the Hedgehog say 24 hours before he got a blood test?

Gotta go fast.

What does Sonic say when's he on a diet

Gotta go fast!!

Soni joke, What does Sonic say when's he on a diet

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

Why doesn't Sonic eat with his friends during lent...

Because hes gotta go fast.

What's the name of Sonic the Hedgehog's drug business

Sonic SPEED

What does Sonic do when he wants to lose weight?

He's gotta go fast

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Sonic the Hedgehog sells his soul to the Devil.

Gotta go Faust!

Sonic looked like his games were getting better in recent years

and then BOOM

What would Sonic say if he ran a booth at a carnival?

Come on, step it up!

-Dad,my classmates at school call me a gangster.

-Don't worry son,i will take care of it.
-Alright,but make sure it will look like an accident,huh?

My first Dad joke and on Father's Day.....Son and Dad talking about sports.

Son-I like commentators. Dad-I like all taters.

Soni joke, My first Dad joke and on Father's Day.....Son and Dad talking about sports.

What did Sonic say before his colonoscopy?

Gotta go fast.

What is Sonic the Hedgehog's favorite time of the year?

Lent.

Because he has more opportunities to go fast.

Why does Sonic always wear gloves?

Because his hands are cold.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the soni real jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working soni hedgehog piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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