The Best 14 Songwriter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Songwriter jokes. There are some songwriter friend jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Songwriter Jokes and Puns

I've got a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.

He's a singer songwriter.

My friend composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams. (Don't hate me.)

My friend composes lyrics about sewing machines.

She's a Singer songwriter.

My friend writes songs about sewing machines.

He's a singer songwriter or sew it seams.

What do you call a zombie songwriter?

A De-composer


What do you call a dead songwriter?

A decomposer

I have a friend who writes ballads about antique sewing machines...

He's a Singer songwriter it seams...

Did you hear beloved singer songwriter Willie Nelson died today?

He was playing on the road again.

Kurt Cobain hated Smells Like Teen Spirit so much...

He killed the songwriter

What does a songwriter do in his grave?

He decomposes.

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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I told my parents I wanted to be a songwriter...

They told me I'd be Bach!! I didn't realize what the meant until I moved back into their basement.

I write songs about sewing machines

I'm a Singer Songwriter

What's the difference between a smooth sewer and a terrible songwriter?

Ones a swift tailor and the other is Taylor Swift!

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