Songs Jokes
165 songs jokes and hilarious songs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about songs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Find out all the latest jokes related to your favorite songs! Here you can discover funny jokes from all genres of music, including Christmas songs, Bollywood songs, Telugu songs, Beatles songs, DJ songs, Ilocano songs, 80s songs, classical music, bands, and more. Whether you're looking for a clever pun or a funny one-liner, find your best laughs here!
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Funniest Songs Short Jokes
Short songs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The songs humour may include short music jokes also.
- With the rise of self-driving vehicles... With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too
- Avril Lavigne could have just called her song Skater boy instead of Sk8er Boi. Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
- My dad is obsessed with The Beatles and is missing just one of their songs from his record collection. He needs Help.
- With the rise of self driving vehicles, we shall soon hear a country song about a guy's truck leaving him too.
- I almost lost my job as a DJ at a country music station I accidentally played the same three songs for five hours. Fortunately, our listeners didn't seem to notice.
- Everyone is a fan of Stephen hawking now that he died. I bet they can't name even 3 of his songs.
- Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas!
Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown. - If you play Nicki Minaj songs backwards you can hear satanic message..... even worse, if you play them forwards you can hear Nicki Minaj.
- I love how Pit Bull announces himself at the beginning of every song giving us time to change the song.
- What do me and Mariah Carey have in common? Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
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Songs One Liners
Which songs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with songs? I can suggest the ones about playlist and album.
- Did you know Mortal Kombat was based on an old Scandinavian song? A Finnish hymn.
- What's an album with zero bad songs? A photo album.
- What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics? A hummingbird
- I made a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap.
- Which chord is essential to every Christian song? Gsus
- I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well it's actually more like a wrap.
- My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Oasis songs. I said maybe.
- My daughter made this tonight: What's the favourite song of sloths? Don't Hurry, Be Happy
- What's a skeletons 💀 favorite song lyric? I just want somebody to love! 🎶
- What is Putin's favorite justin timberlake song? Crimea River...
- Song you sing to your dad on Father's Day? Glad You Came.
- If you like Pina Coladas... ... And getting songs stuck in your head.
- Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs? Not Mariah Carey
- My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Smash Mouth songs. I said Hey Now...
- I've got a friend who writes songs about sewing machines. He's a singer songwriter.
Songs About Jokes
Here is a list of funny songs about jokes and even better songs about puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
- I have a Spotify playlist that has songs from The Peanuts Movie, Eminem, and The Cranberries I call it my trail mix.
- My life is just like Rihanna's new song. Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!
- I love the way pitbull says "Mr.World Wide" at the start of a song. Because it gives me time to change the station.
- Just realized that the song "Take On Me" was released almost 38 years ago... Bit of an A-ha moment for me.
- I have a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberies, and The Peanuts. I call it my Trail Mix.
- When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )
- Now that vehicles are driving themselves... It won't be long until a country singer writes a song about their truck leaving them too.
- I hate it when you get a Cranberries song stuck in your head... .. In your head
In your head.
In your head. - With self-driving cars it won't be long before we have country songs where your truck leaves you too.
Beatles Songs Jokes
Here is a list of funny beatles songs jokes and even better beatles songs puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- It's a shame The Beatles didn't make the submarine in that song green. That would've been sublime.
- What's a cow's favourite Beatles song? Hay Chewed
- A Danish person will not be nostalgic about old Beatles songs. But a norwegian wood.
- The Beatles were sitting in the studio, making up ideas for new songs. Paul: Anyone got any ideas for how we should end Hey Jude?
John: Nah.
George: Nah.
Ringo: Nah. - What's Putin's favorite Beatles song? Back in the USSR
- If The Beatles were from Hawaii... What would they have called their song, "Hello Goodbye?"
- My sister asked me who sings the 'Black Beatles' song [OC] I told her probably John Melanin.
- I tried buy only some of the songs off of a Beatles album But the store owner said they all come together
- What's an unvaccinated kid's favorite Beatles song? When I'm Four
- Did you hear what happened to Jude from the Beatles song? He died of a Sodium overdose.
Dj Songs Jokes
Here is a list of funny dj songs jokes and even better dj songs puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How is it called in Australia, when they need to restart the song from the beginning at the club? A DJ redo.
- What happens when a DJ is playing a song with a small bass drop? The crowd goes mild.
- what did they call the disc jockey who kept playing the same songs again and again? DJ Vu
- Why did the DJ played emo songs when he saw Juan? Because there is a Hispanic at the Disco
- I finally figured out why DJ Khaled yells his own name in songs... Because his wife never yells it in the bedroom.
- I'm going to be a DJ at a retirement home this weekend. With an average age of 81 years old, will the song "Last Christmas" be inappropriate?
- What is Neo's favorite DJ Khaled song? "I'm the one."
- My uncle asked me to DJ his wedding. Apparently, it's in really bad taste to have the first song be "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
- A DJ releases a genie from a bottle... and then he starts to leave.
"Wait, what about the three wishes?" asks the genie.
The DJ sighs and asks:
"Alright, what songs do you want me to play?" - Why doesn't DJ Khaled write any sad songs? Because they aren't in a major key
Playlist Songs Jokes
Here is a list of funny playlist songs jokes and even better playlist songs puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Trail mix dad joke I made a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, California Raisins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Spice Girls, and the Peanuts.
I call it my Trail Mix. - I made a jam bands playlist on Spotify It's 16 hours long and only has 5 songs on it
- I'm not saying your fat but.... Your running playlist only has 3 songs in it
- What's the most played song on a homesick, Iranian foreign exchange students playlist? ♫And I-ran, I-ran so far away ♫
- My husband surprised me last night with a s**... time playlist Needless to say, there was only one song.
- I want to make a music playlist titled: "Sausages" Cause every song on it is a b**...
- I was going to make a s**... playlist for my wife and I last night. Unfortunately, iTunes doesn't allow you to add the 30-second song preview to a playlist.
- How do you search for a playlist of Justin Bieber's songs without using Google? You Shazam a f**....
Christmas Songs Jokes
Here is a list of funny christmas songs jokes and even better christmas songs puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What Christmas song do they play at the mental hospital? Do you see what I see?
- What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music? One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
- Around this time of the year, I start carrying around a stone with me to throw at people who are singing Christmas songs already. It's my jingle bell rock.
- Prisoner's Christmas Song *You better watch out*
*You better not cry*
*You better not pout*
*I'm going in dry* - Why does Joe Exotic avoid singing Christmas songs? He hates carols.
- I wish I was Jesus so instead of listening to the same Christmas songs every day if the office, I could be dead.
- So last year I started a tradition, I carry a pebble and throw it at anyone who sings Christmas songs before December.... I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
- My wife asked me to get out of the house because I can't stop singing Christmas songs. I said, But Baby, it's cold outside.
- My wife says she is going to kick me out if I keep singing anymore Christmas songs.. ..I said, 'but baby, it's cold outside'
- You know what's the favourite holiday song in Wales? All I Want For Christmas is Ewe
Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Songs Jokes
What funny jokes about songs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plays jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make songs pranks.
At this time of the year....
....there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.
And that's why I'm no longer a fireman...
The Entertainment
A charitable man decided to visit a sick ward at a hospital to cheer up the patients. He took along a keyboard and played humorous songs and told jokes at many a bedside. After finishing his final performance for an old man he said, "I hope you get better." The old man smiled vaguely at the performer and replied, "I hope you do too."
A man goes to the doctor...
... and he says, "Doc, I'm not sure what's wrong with me. I can't stop shaking my hips and singing Tom Jones songs."
To which the doctor replies, "Clearly sir, you have Tom Jones' Disease."
The man asks, "Is this common?"
The doctor answers, "It's not unusual."
God is cruel
God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed.
How do birds record their songs ?
On duck tape !
Thanks for listening to Chris Brown radio...
Where we play your favorite songs, hit after hit
TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.
FINNISH HYMN!!!
Muslim Band
I went to see a Muslim Tribute band last night at a Mosque.
They were called "Bomb Jovi" and I thought they were brilliant.
They performed songs like:
"Losing my Head over You",
"Rocket Launcher Man",
"You're Six, you're Beautiful, and you're Mine".
Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down!
Then I heard this Muslim guy saying he had the entire Koran on a DVD.
I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"
Well that was when the trouble started.
I was going to sue U2 for stealing one of my songs
But I found out my lawyer was pro-bono.
I bought a Chris Brown's greatest hits album.
It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs.
I hate listening to music during s**......
There honestly aren't many good 30 second songs out there.
What is large, grey and sings great jazz songs?
Elephants Gerald
iPod Shuffle
Today, I was playing my iPod on shuffle. The song, "This is Not the End" by The Bravery came on. The next song was "This is the End" by She Wants Revenge. It was followed by "The End." by My Chemical Romance. As soon as the songs finished, the battery promptly died. I think my iPod left a s**... note.
Radio One has banned its DJs from playing Madonna songs, saying that at 56 she is old and irrelevant.
Yeah, at the BBC they only like them young.
My son asked me to stop singing oasis songs in public...
I said maybe.
What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?
A Dell.
I went to a party the other day and danced to all the songs.
They played the twist so I did the twist. They played jump so I jumped. I got kicked out after they played come on Eileen...
Don't worry that's not true - I don't know what her name was
My girlfriend broke up with me, because she hated me singing Linkin Park songs all the time.
But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
There's a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet.
It's called Broadband.
Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
Which songs do planets sing?
Neptunes.
What's one of the worst songs a to put on at a wedding?
I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
Where does Phil Collins record his songs?
In a stu-stu-studio.
What kind of piano songs does the Nike CEO play?
Just duets
I desperately needed to pass gas!
and I was in the restaurant .......... when I suddenly realized The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Why aren't there any rap songs about Donald Trump?
Because there aren't any words that rhyme with "Orange."
Did you hear that Taylor Swift stopped singing songs about herself?
She sings all about it in her new hit song.
I just started a pirate themed band with my friends, but we're having trouble writing songs for it
All we seem to be able to write are the hooks
A baby helped me out the other day...
I asked him, "How do I find other songs by the singer of 'Bad Romance'?"
He replied: "Google Gaga"
Why is Kevin Spacey so good at writing sad songs
Because he's great at f**... minors
I'm going to start a metal band that writes songs about how important it is to connect with people in your professional network...
...and call it LinkedIn Park.
I'll show myself out now.
I found a bar that only plays songs by Prince, but you can drink as much as you like, all night, for $20.
I'm gonna party like it's $19.99
The Apple iPod says that 1 gig is enough for 250 songs.
But if I played 250 songs at a gig, the crowd would leave.
Have you guys heard about the irish boomerang?
it never returns but it constantly sings songs about how it wants to.
What do you call a rock band that makes songs about sorting?
OC/DC
What kind of bird always forgets the words to songs?
A hummingbird.
I heard an Iraqi guitar tutor is offering to teach guitarists songs in obscure tunings
Lessons will be in BAGDAD
A friend just asked me to be usher at his wedding.
I told him that I don't mind learning a few of his songs but I am really not comfortable blacking up.
I didn't quite get my girlfriend's complaints about my passion for Grease songs...
So I asked her to tell me more, tell me more.
The latest hipster music craze plays songs at a frequency of 50000 Hz.
You probably never heard of it.
Why does Kidz Bop cover Drake songs?
Because Drake's girlfriends have to have a age appropriate way to listen to his songs.
Someone said that all the songs in Moana are pop songs.
But it is quite clear that "You're Welcome" is a rock song.
New bathroom
I was shopping for a new bathroom this week, and was shown an amazing toilet that plays ABBA songs when you flush it.
What a loo.
I just don't understand why black people don't like the police
They have tons of great songs and Sting is a great singer
I just read a story about songs in history and the pitches in which they were sung.
For example, a march to battle was sung around middle D. Gregorian chants were sung from low D to middle G.
It seems that most, if not all, pirate shanties were sung on the high C's.
I love dances at weddings ...
Especially since I'm not a great dancer. Most of the songs tell you what to do. Like when they play "Do The Twist," you twist. They play "Jump Around", you jump around ... There was, however, that unfortunate night I got kicked out when the DJ played "Come On Eileen."
Timed Gas
Timed Gas
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to the music on my Samsung phone with an ear-piece.
My friend writes songs about sewing machines...
Yes...He's a Singer songwriter....or sew it seams !!
My friend composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams. (Don't hate me.)
I am in the hospital because my cousin's brother swallowed a 16gb memory card and he is singing all songs in it
Were hoping it doesn't reach video folder...
My friend writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer song writer.
Recently joined a Styx cover band
We play the same songs, but heavier. We're called Logz.
My friend writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a singer songwriter or sew it seams.
Have you heard of a French ABBA cover band with just 3 members?
They're not any good, completely butcher the songs.
They're called ABBA t**...
I just found out The Spice Girls were paid off by the tobacco industry to hide subliminal pro-smoking messages in their songs.
I couldn't believe it, so I put on one of their records, and it made me really really really want a cig or cigar.
Where do pigs hear their favorite songs?
On the Ham Radio!
American Idol is like that toxic girlfriend.
It threaten's that it's going to leave, but it keeps coming back singing the same old songs.
Some crocodiles formed a band that does parody songs.
It's a pun croc band.
I went to a BTS concert a while back. It was absolutely horrible.
Now every time I hear their songs I get BTSD.
I was in the bar yesterday...
when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really really loud, so I timed my Farts with the beats. After a couple of songs I started to feel better.
I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered I was listening to my iPod.
I'm weirdly turned on by songs with guest performers...
I might have a feat. f**...
What kind of songs does Sub-Zero sing at his church in Helsinki?
FINNISH HYMNS!
'Doctor, I keep spontaneously singing songs by The Who'
'How long has this been happening?'
'Ever since I was a young boy…'
I finally convinced my h**... friend to get a Covid vaccination, but he doesn't want Moderna.
He says, just because she sang some good pop songs back in the 80s don't mean she knows how to make a vaccine! .
Chris Rea's two biggest hits in the UK are 'Driving home for Christmas' and 'Road to h**...'
Which if you have a family like mine, both songs describe the journey.
