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I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
....there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.
And that's why I'm no longer a fireman...
A charitable man decided to visit a sick ward at a hospital to cheer up the patients. He took along a keyboard and played humorous songs and told jokes at many a bedside. After finishing his final performance for an old man he said, "I hope you get better." The old man smiled vaguely at the performer and replied, "I hope you do too."
... and he says, "Doc, I'm not sure what's wrong with me. I can't stop shaking my hips and singing Tom Jones songs."
To which the doctor replies, "Clearly sir, you have Tom Jones' Disease."
The man asks, "Is this common?"
The doctor answers, "It's not unusual."
God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed.
On duck tape !
It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )
Where we play your favorite songs, hit after hit
FINNISH HYMN!!!
Because swift never misses.
I went to see a Muslim Tribute band last night at a Mosque.
They were called "Bomb Jovi" and I thought they were brilliant.
They performed songs like:
"Losing my Head over You",
"Rocket Launcher Man",
"You're Six, you're Beautiful, and you're Mine".
Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down!
Then I heard this Muslim guy saying he had the entire Koran on a DVD.
I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"
Well that was when the trouble started.
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But I found out my lawyer was pro-bono.
It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs.
There honestly aren't many good 30 second songs out there.
Elephants Gerald
Today, I was playing my iPod on shuffle. The song, "This is Not the End" by The Bravery came on. The next song was "This is the End" by She Wants Revenge. It was followed by "The End." by My Chemical Romance. As soon as the songs finished, the battery promptly died. I think my iPod left a suicide note.
I said maybe.
A Dell.
They played the twist so I did the twist. They played jump so I jumped. I got kicked out after they played come on Eileen...
Don't worry that's not true - I don't know what her name was
But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
It's called Broadband.
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
Neptunes.
I said maybe.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
Not Mariah Carey
Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
Just duets
and I was in the restaurant .......... when I suddenly realized The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
I said Hey Now...
... And getting songs stuck in your head.
I call it my trail mix.
Because there aren't any words that rhyme with "Orange."
All we seem to be able to write are the hooks
I asked him, "How do I find other songs by the singer of 'Bad Romance'?"
He replied: "Google Gaga"
Because he's great at fingering minors
...and call it LinkedIn Park.
I'll show myself out now.
Paul: Anyone got any ideas for how we should end Hey Jude?
John: Nah.
George: Nah.
Ringo: Nah.
I'm gonna party like it's $19.99
I bet they can't name even 3 of his songs.
it never returns but it constantly sings songs about how it wants to.
OC/DC
it won't be long before we have country songs where your truck leaves you too.
A hummingbird.
Lessons will be in BAGDAD
I told him that I don't mind learning a few of his songs but I am really not comfortable blacking up.
So I asked her to tell me more, tell me more.
You probably never heard of it.
But it is quite clear that "You're Welcome" is a rock song.
I was shopping for a new bathroom this week, and was shown an amazing toilet that plays ABBA songs when you flush it.
What a loo.
They have tons of great songs and Sting is a great singer
For example, a march to battle was sung around middle D. Gregorian chants were sung from low D to middle G.
It seems that most, if not all, pirate shanties were sung on the high C's.
Especially since I'm not a great dancer. Most of the songs tell you what to do. Like when they play "Do The Twist," you twist. They play "Jump Around", you jump around ... There was, however, that unfortunate night I got kicked out when the DJ played "Come On Eileen."
Timed Gas
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to the music on my Samsung phone with an ear-piece.
It's my jingle bell rock.
Yes...He's a Singer songwriter....or sew it seams !!
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams. (Don't hate me.)
..I said, 'but baby, it's cold outside'
Were hoping it doesn't reach video folder...
He's a Singer song writer.
We play the same songs, but heavier. We're called Logz.
He's a singer songwriter or sew it seams.
They're not any good, completely butcher the songs.
They're called ABBA Trois
I couldn't believe it, so I put on one of their records, and it made me really really really want a cig or cigar.
It threaten's that it's going to leave, but it keeps coming back singing the same old songs.
It's a pun croc band.
Now every time I hear their songs I get BTSD.
when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really really loud, so I timed my Farts with the beats. After a couple of songs I started to feel better.
I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered I was listening to my iPod.
I might have a feat. fetish
FINNISH HYMNS!
'How long has this been happening?'
'Ever since I was a young boy…'
He says, just because she sang some good pop songs back in the 80s don't mean she knows how to make a vaccine! .
Which if you have a family like mine, both songs describe the journey.
He's a singer songwriter.
but don't you hate it when one of their songs gets stuck in your head, in your heaad
even worse, if you play them forwards you can hear Nicki Minaj.
A photo album.
I call it my Trail Mix.
He needs Help.
Turns out he had Crooner virus.
I called it Coldplay.
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