FINNISH HYMN!!!
I bet they can't name even 3 of his songs.
Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
Because swift never misses.
I call it my trail mix.
It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )
it won't be long before we have country songs where your truck leaves you too.
A charitable man decided to visit a sick ward at a hospital to cheer up the patients. He took along a keyboard and played humorous songs and told jokes at many a bedside. After finishing his final performance for an old man he said, "I hope you get better." The old man smiled vaguely at the performer and replied, "I hope you do too."
I said maybe.
...and call it LinkedIn Park.
I'll show myself out now.
Today, I was playing my iPod on shuffle. The song, "This is Not the End" by The Bravery came on. The next song was "This is the End" by She Wants Revenge. It was followed by "The End." by My Chemical Romance. As soon as the songs finished, the battery promptly died. I think my iPod left a suicide note.
Not Mariah Carey
... And getting songs stuck in your head.
I said Hey Now...
I went to see a Muslim Tribute band last night at a Mosque.
They were called "Bomb Jovi" and I thought they were brilliant.
They performed songs like:
"Losing my Head over You",
"Rocket Launcher Man",
"You're Six, you're Beautiful, and you're Mine".
Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down!
Then I heard this Muslim guy saying he had the entire Koran on a DVD.
I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"
Well that was when the trouble started.
....there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.
And that's why I'm no longer a fireman...
I asked him, "How do I find other songs by the singer of 'Bad Romance'?"
He replied: "Google Gaga"
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
There honestly aren't many good 30 second songs out there.
You probably never heard of it.
Please excuse formatting, I'm on mobile.
As they were checking in, the receptionist said that the elevator was broken and that they could have a room on the first floor. The guys said that they would take the stairs and for the first 15 floors, they would sing songs, the next 15 floors they would tell funny stories and the last 15 floors would be sad stories.
So they start the walk, singing songs for the first 15, telling funny stories for the next 15, and finally, the reach the 30th floor and one guy says to the other, what's your sad story?
The guy responds, I don't have the room key
Because he's great at fingering minors
... and he says, "Doc, I'm not sure what's wrong with me. I can't stop shaking my hips and singing Tom Jones songs."
To which the doctor replies, "Clearly sir, you have Tom Jones' Disease."
The man asks, "Is this common?"
The doctor answers, "It's not unusual."
All we seem to be able to write are the hooks
Paul: Anyone got any ideas for how we should end Hey Jude?
John: Nah.
George: Nah.
Ringo: Nah.
OC/DC
and I was in the restaurant .......... when I suddenly realized The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
On duck tape !
God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed.
But I found out my lawyer was pro-bono.
I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
Lessons will be in BAGDAD
But it is quite clear that "You're Welcome" is a rock song.
Just duets
I said maybe.
It's called Broadband.
Because there aren't any words that rhyme with "Orange."
I was shopping for a new bathroom this week, and was shown an amazing toilet that plays ABBA songs when you flush it.
What a loo.
I'm gonna party like it's $19.99
it never returns but it constantly sings songs about how it wants to.
They played the twist so I did the twist. They played jump so I jumped. I got kicked out after they played come on Eileen...
Don't worry that's not true - I don't know what her name was
But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs.
A Dell.
Neptunes.
A hummingbird.
So I asked her to tell me more, tell me more.
Elephants Gerald
So the US trains a spy to go to the USSR and they do the full package: songs, how to drink like a russian, everything. So the deadline drops they send a spy fully clothed to survive the weather to Siberia. When the spy reaches the nearest town he goes to a bar to drink with the russians, he knows everything: songs, names of the drinks, by the end of the night he is a friend to everyone in the bar. When the first russian leaves saying "Ну пока Американси (Goodbye, american)". He asks another russian how did he know that he is an american the russian answers: "But Oleg, you're black"
I told him that I don't mind learning a few of his songs but I am really not comfortable blacking up.
Where we play your favorite songs, hit after hit
I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
She sings all about it in her new hit song.
But if I played 250 songs at a gig, the crowd would leave.
In a stu-stu-studio.
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
Because Drake's girlfriends have to have a age appropriate way to listen to his songs.
The Windmill, the Coal Plant, and Geothermal Station Formed the Band "Earth, Wind, and Fire". Their songs start off slow but eventually build in Energy. They would have been Electric too if it wasn't for their Dam manager always holding them back. He was Resistant to change and couldn't see the Potential in the Current market. That's when a few atoms decided Fuse together and go Nuclear. Earth Wind and Fire couldn't compete with Watt the other band brought so they Discharged their manager and started their own Solar careers
A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I need sleeping pills".
"Why, what's going on?", replies the doctor.
"I have these two songs constantly stuck in my head and I can't sleep! You've got to help me!", implores the man.
"Well which two songs?" asks the doctor.
"That song 'What's New Pussycat' and the theme song to the movie Thunderball", the man tells the doctor.
"Ah. You've got Tom Jones Syndrome", the doctor solemnly tells the man.
"Tom Jones Syndrome? I've never heard of that! Is it rare?" the man asks.
The doctor replies, "It's not unusual".
Yeah, at the BBC they only like them young.
Nothing Else Matters
When I opened the door I realised it was just the chives talking.
It's 16 hours long and only has 5 songs on it
Just the hits
This year, 60s rock group The Byrds will be embarking on a tour of the United States for the 50th anniversary of their formation. The band announced that former President George Bush will be joining them on stage for several of their songs, however, Bush will be playing both guitar and keyboards in order to cut costs. This just goes to show that a Bush in the band is worth two of the Byrds.
they are all done by Adele!
BF: Babe, look what I have got you! Spotify premium, now you can listen to our favourite love songs, anywhere, anytime, without ads!
GF: Yay! Is it for my birthday this year ?
BF: No, it's for your birthday every year!
It's completely off the charts.
Come together, right now... over Smee.
I believe they were Orcastrato
Two elderly Russian veterans go to travel in the jungles of Congo. They roam the jungle, singing vodka songs and hunting their own food for weeks, when suddenly a huge lion jumps on one of them out of nowhere, crushing the elderly Russian to the ground, vigorously biting off most of his vital organs one after the other. The other elderly veteran looks at him worriedly. "Vladimir, comrade, is this painful?"
Vladimir looks up from the lion's throat and replies:
"Only when I laugh"
So I played some sad songs to turn it all around. now I'm depressed and miserable
"Hey guys, I wrote some songs"
I haven't heard anything from him since
We will play our songs, but start over half way through it.
Singapore.
Adele
Trail mix.
Because it was haulin' oats.
DJ Vu
Bees Better Have My Honey
It makes me high key upset
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