The Best 35 Songs About Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Songs About jokes. There are some songs about bonnie tyler jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these songs about album puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Songs About Jokes and Puns

With the rise of self-driving vehicles...

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too

An American spy comes into a Soviet bar

And orders a drink.

"No drink for US spies" said the barkeep.

The spy goes pale. He pulls out a bottle of Vodka and drains it in one big gulp.

"You drink like Russian, but you are American spy"

The spy pulls out his accordeon and plays a wonderful Russian folk song, everyone in the bar tearing up, including the barkeep.

"You sing like Russian", he said under tears, "but you are American spy"

He starts dancing the Kozachok, worthy of the Bolshoy dancers.

"You dance like Russian, but you are American spy"

"Ok, you got me. But how do you know?"

"There are no black Russians"

My dad is obsessed with The Beatles and is missing just one of their songs from his record collection.

He needs Help.

TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.

FINNISH HYMN!!!

With the rise of self driving vehicles,

we shall soon hear a country song about a guy's truck leaving him too.


Everyone is a fan of Stephen Hawking now that he died.

I bet they can't name even 3 of his songs.

Every N.W.A song

Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas!

Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown.

If you play Nicki Minaj songs backwards you can hear satanic messages.....

even worse, if you play them forwards you can hear Nicki Minaj.

Did you know Mortal Kombat was based on an old Scandinavian song?

A Finnish hymn.

I love how Pit Bull announces himself at the beginning of every song

giving us time to change the song.

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

You can explore songs about albums reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean songs about chart topping dad jokes. There are also songs about puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Considerate.

*An old silly one...but a grin inducer nevertheless*

Mr. Fienstein called the FM radio station and said "I've found a wallet with $400, a credit card and an ID card belonging to Mr. Smith, No.13,Halls Rd, Jackson, TN."
To which the radio jockey says " Oh how honest. So you want his wallet returned back to him?"

Mr. Fieinstein says "No……. I just wanted you to play a sad song for him".

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE)

Because swift never misses.

I have a Spotify playlist that has songs from The Peanuts Movie, Eminem, and The Cranberries

I call it my trail mix.

My life is just like Rihanna's new song.

Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!

What's an album with zero bad songs?

A photo album.

I love the way Pitbull says "Mr.World Wide" at the start of a song.

Because it gives me time to change the station.

A drunk guy calls a radio station...

...and tells the RJ,"I found this purse outside Raven's club. It has 1500 dollars in cash, a credit card, an iPhone 6s, and a driving license with Rebecca's name on it."
The RJ asks in an impressed tone,"It was good of you to call us. Do you need my help contacting her so that you can return the purse?"

"No. I just wanted to request a sad song for Rebecca."

Japanese Banking Crisis

Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.


In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.


Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived.


Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.


Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it's feared staff may get a raw deal.


Guy calls in on radio show

**Guy**: Hey! I found this wallet with $2k, an Amazon gift card, and it says it belongs to someone named 'Ryan'
**Host**: Oh how nice of you. Do you want me to ask Ryan to reclaim it?
**Guy**: No, I want to request a sad song for Ryan

Just realized that the song "Take On Me" was released almost 38 years ago...

Bit of an A-ha moment for me.

I have a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberies, and The Peanuts.

I call it my Trail Mix.

When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children.

It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )

Now that vehicles are driving themselves...

It won't be long until a country singer writes a song about their truck leaving them too.

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

A man goes to jail.

A man was sentenced to death. By tradition, the man can request one last meal

"So what will it Be?" the executioner asked

"Instead of food, can I request to sing one last song? But you must let me finish the song"

Confused by this, the executioner agreed to let the man sing

The man begins "1,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall..."

I hate it when you get a Cranberries song stuck in your head...

.. In your head

In your head.

In your head.

With self-driving cars

it won't be long before we have country songs where your truck leaves you too.

I made a song about a tortilla

Actually it's more of a wrap.

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

Fun Fact: The Mortal Kombat theme was actually inspired by an old European song of praise.

It was a Finnish hymn.

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers

The first boy says, My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.

The second boy says, That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.

The third boy says, I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!

I wrote a song about a coal digger having sex with a 15 year old.

I call it 'A Miner in a Minor' in A minor.

I wrote a song about a tortilla.

Well it's actually more like a wrap.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the songs about louis armstrong jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working songs about discography piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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