Song Jokes
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Short song jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The song humour may include short sing jokes also.
- With the rise of self-driving vehicles... With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too
- Avril Lavigne could have just called her song Skater boy instead of Sk8er Boi. Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
- My dad is obsessed with The Beatles and is missing just one of their songs from his record collection. He needs Help.
- I almost lost my job as a DJ at a country music station I accidentally played the same three songs for five hours. Fortunately, our listeners didn't seem to notice.
- Everyone is a fan of Stephen hawking now that he died. I bet they can't name even 3 of his songs.
- Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas!
Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown. - I love how Pit Bull announces himself at the beginning of every song giving us time to change the song.
- What do me and Mariah Carey have in common? Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
- Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
- I have a Spotify playlist that has songs from The Peanuts Movie, Eminem, and The Cranberries I call it my trail mix.
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Song One Liners
Which song one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with song? I can suggest the ones about album and music.
- Did you know Mortal Kombat was based on an old Scandinavian song? A Finnish hymn.
- What's an album with zero bad songs? A photo album.
- What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics? A hummingbird
- I made a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap.
- Which chord is essential to every Christian song? Gsus
- My daughter made this tonight: What's the favourite song of sloths? Don't Hurry, Be Happy
- What's a skeletons 💀 favorite song lyric? I just want somebody to love! 🎶
- What is Putin's favorite justin timberlake song? Crimea River...
- Song you sing to your dad on Father's Day? Glad You Came.
- If you like Pina Coladas... ... And getting songs stuck in your head.
- Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs? Not Mariah Carey
- My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Smash Mouth songs. I said Hey Now...
- I've got a friend who writes songs about sewing machines. He's a singer songwriter.
- What Christmas song do they play at the mental hospital? Do you see what I see?
- What's the official song of the Anti Vaxx movement? Down With the Sickness
Christmas Song Jokes
Here is a list of funny christmas song jokes and even better christmas song puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music? One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
- Prisoner's Christmas Song *You better watch out*
*You better not cry*
*You better not pout*
*I'm going in dry* - Why does Joe Exotic avoid singing Christmas songs? He hates carols.
- I wish I was Jesus so instead of listening to the same Christmas songs every day if the office, I could be dead.
- So last year I started a tradition, I carry a pebble and throw it at anyone who sings Christmas songs before December.... I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.
- My wife asked me to get out of the house because I can't stop singing Christmas songs. I said, But Baby, it's cold outside.
- You know what's the favourite holiday song in Wales? All I Want For Christmas is Ewe
- What is a cop's favorite Christmas song? Police Navidad
- Want to know Quasimodo's favorite Christmas song? Jingle bells!
- What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song? I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas
Song Lyric Jokes
Here is a list of funny song lyric jokes and even better song lyric puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What bird never sings the lyrics to a song? A hummingbird.
- I made a rap song all about soap. It's fine, the lyrics are clean.
- My mom told me last night that she had a dream where I only spoke using 90's song lyrics. All I could say is "How bizarre, how bizarre"
- I absolutely love the lyrics to the song "What is Love?" The artist really haddaway with words...
- LPT: if you're trying to study, don't listen to music with lyrics Any modern pop-song should do.
- Why is it appropriate that the Rolling Stones let their song Start Me Up be used for a Windows 95 commercial? Because it contains the lyrics You'd make a grown man cry.
- When you listen to a foreign language song. Despacito I don't know the lyrics so I ate a burrito and my mom has a dorito oh oh oh
- can you guys help me find an AC/DC song? it has 3 power chords and the lyrics are about being a badass, Thanks!
*stolen from RYM* - The problem with hummingbirds is..... .....that I keep having to teach them the song lyrics, since they always seem to forget them. At least they still know the tune.
- Every 3 months, I'll text my Dad lyrics from Sia songs. He never texts me back... ...we have a distant relationship, and I like to keep it that way.
Song Title Jokes
Here is a list of funny song title jokes and even better song title puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result... It's titled:
Never Gonna Give EU Up - Did you know Kevin Spacey was a composer? His most famous song is titled *Drunk Mistake* in A minor.
- When Montell Jordan introduces you to his friends, but your name sounds like a title to one of his songs... "This is Howie Dewitt!"
- Who let the dogs out? Title of a popular song in America, an argument between two chefs in China
- I'm working on a gangsa Christmas song My working title is "Santa and His Three Hos"
Folk Song Jokes
Here is a list of funny folk song jokes and even better folk song puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How do you protect your valuables from an accordionist? Hide them in an old folk song.
- I just heard a folk song about KFC It was fingerpickin' good!
Howlingly Hilarious Song Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about song you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean playlist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make song pranks.
A man and wife went to a new dance club...
The first song was "The Twist," so they did the twist.
The second song was "The Monster Mash," so they did the monster mash.
The third song was "Come on, Eileen." They were thrown out.
Anyone else hear the new whitney houston song they just released?
No? Well it's very underground right now.
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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
>You know **Dasher** and **Dancer** and **Prancer** and **v**...**,
**Comet** and **Cupid** and **Donner** and **Blitzen**,
but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
**Rudolph** the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
**Olof** the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
So I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar...
and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.
Jamaican Snowman
What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song? ...... Snowoman no cry.
If I had a dollar for everytime I heard someone sing a Macklemore song out loud...
...I would have 20 dollars in my pocket
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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?
Hi h**..., Hi h**..., it's off to work I go!
An observation by Adam Hills
"I have a slight theory as to why there's such a high percentage of obesity in America as compared to the rest of the world. I think it's because in 1984, a group of English and Irish musicians got together and put out a song that told us to 'feed the world'.
And then a year later, a group of American singers told us, 'We Are the World'"
What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?
Olive My Love
Patient asks his doctor...
A patient asks his doctor, "If I gave up women, wine, and song, would I live longer?" The doctor replies, "No, but it will feel longer."
So apparently Justin Timberlake is going to write a song for all the people that have been devastated by the crisis in Ukraine.
It's going to be called 'Crimea River'.
I don't like the song Stairway To Heaven
because it implies that heaven is not wheelchair accessible.
Did you hear the song about the fisherman?
It's pretty catchy.
LPT: If you've got toddlers at home, and you're going to take them out...
You can probably get away with using a light sedative. Save chloroform for children 12 and older.
A misunderstanding
A girl is driving down the highway listening to the radio when a song comes on that she really, really likes. The DJ says the name of that song was "Hot lips and tender kisses." The girl says to herself I've got to buy that record. She pulls over and looks up the phone number for the nearest record store. She dials the number but makes a mistake while dialing and instead of calling a record store she has called an auto mechanic. The phone rings and the mechanic picks up the phone. The girl says, excitedly, "Do you have hot lips and tender kisses?" The mechanic is a little confused, but responds, "No, but I've got hot pants and seven inches." The girl responds, "Is that a record?" The mechanic says, "No, but it's better than average."
I have a rather unique talent. You can give me any girl's name and I know a song for that name.
Try me!
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A Mongolian man tells his friend a story
When I came home late last night, I found my wife with another man. I was furious, and to hold myself back, I sat down and drank from a bottle that was left on the table. Then, I sang a song to cheer myself up. When I felt a little better, I looked around, and said to myself, s**..., this isn't my house,'.
My son asked me what it was like to be married
I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song.
Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?
Because it's a Finnish hymn.
When an artist covers another artist's song, it's flattering. When a comedian tells another comedian's joke, it's
Carlos Mencia
Muslim Band
I went to see a Muslim Tribute band last night at a Mosque.
They were called "Bomb Jovi" and I thought they were brilliant.
They performed songs like:
"Losing my Head over You",
"Rocket Launcher Man",
"You're Six, you're Beautiful, and you're Mine".
Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down!
Then I heard this Muslim guy saying he had the entire Koran on a DVD.
I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"
Well that was when the trouble started.
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I wrote a song about a coal digger having s**... with a 15 year old.
I call it 'A miner in a Minor' in A minor.
Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?
They could hummus a song!
(I was really proud of this one.)
I love the way pitbull says "Mr.World Wide" at the start of a song.
Because it gives me time to change the station.
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What's the best song for a t**...
You've got a friend in me.
Last request...
A blindfolded man is about to be put to death by firing squad. The general walks up to him and asks if he has a last request.
"I would like to sing the song of my people one last time."
The general agrees and takes a step back.
"One million bottles of beer on the wall! One million bottles of beer!"
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iPod Shuffle
Today, I was playing my iPod on shuffle. The song, "This is Not the End" by The Bravery came on. The next song was "This is the End" by She Wants Revenge. It was followed by "The End." by My Chemical Romance. As soon as the songs finished, the battery promptly died. I think my iPod left a s**... note.
How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
My life is just like Rihanna's new song.
Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!
Congratulations to Ukraine to winning the Eurovision Song Contest.
Can't wait for Russia to host it next year.
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I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis.
It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding d**...
I'm writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced.
There's a lovely key change at the end.
Last request
The inmate on death row is scheduled to be put to death by firing squad. He doesn't request a last meal or anything special for his last day.
As he stands before the firing squad he says, "Actually, music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions."
The guard nods solemnly and tells him to go ahead.
The inmate starts, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall... ."
Me "I love this song, nothing can ruin it"
Kidz bop "challenge accepted"
The iPhone 7 ad has a catchy song...
Hit the road Jack
A grave digger...
A grave digger hears a story about how Mozart had an unfinished song folded up in his coat pocket when he was buried.
The grave digger goes to the cemetery where Mozart was buried, and starts digging at the composer's grave.
The grave digger hits the coffin.
The grave digger opens the coffin, and sees Mozart holding the unfinished piece, and erasing each note on at a time.
The grave digger yells, "What are you doing?!"
Mozart responds with, "Decomposing."
What do chemists say when they wanna play a song at guitar?
"Anyway, here's van der Waal."
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My husband surprised me last night with a s**... time playlist
Needless to say, there was only one song.
Have you heard of the peanut butter song?
It's my jam.
What is Putins favorite song to play for Ukraine?
Crimea-River
A man goes to jail.
A man was sentenced to death. By tradition, the man can request one last meal
"So what will it Be?" the executioner asked
"Instead of food, can I request to sing one last song? But you must let me finish the song"
Confused by this, the executioner agreed to let the man sing
The man begins "1,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall..."
What was the song that Vlad the Impaler's victims sang before they were killed?
Vladislav...Baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me....no more...
I got slapped at the club the other day
I went dancing at a local club, hoping to get a little action since it's been a while. I met this gorgeous girl and asked her to dance, a little emboldened by the alcohol. After the first song with her body so close to mine, she leans in and says "You smell good! Whatcha got on?"
I said, "Well, I have a hard-on but I didn't know you could smell it."
My wife's favorite song is "Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers. She says so every time it's on the radio.
I reply "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know..."
What do you call a religious song from Helsinki that describes the end of a Mortal Kombat match?
A Finnish Hymn
What do you call a song with a Chris Brown feature?
An instant hit.
Did you hear Kevin Spacey is writing a song?
The entire thing is written in A minor
Donald Trump was recently asked "Do you know the difference between Sunni and Shia?"
He replied "I don't know which is which but I loved their song 'I got you babe'."
What song do friends with benefits usually play?
You've got a friend in me.
What do you call a Metallica song after being transcribed?
Sheet metal.
I love pirating music!
"What Should We Do with a Drunken Sailor?" is my all-time favorite song
Why did the ants wait until the bear's favourite song came on before stealing his jelly?
Because nobody would understand what was going on when he yelled "YO! THAT'S MY JAM!"
How is it called in Australia, when they need to restart the song from the beginning at the club?
A DJ redo.
Whys was the internet so obsessed with the song "Cotton-Eyed Joe" for a short period of time?
I mean, where did it come from where did it go?
People think listening to a really great song and having an eargasm is great
Thats until you get hearing aids
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I got kicked out of my aunt's f**... for singing a song...
It was the Pink Panther theme. Dead aunt, dead aunt, dead aunt dead aunt dead aunt...
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Guy calls in on radio show
**Guy**: Hey! I found this wallet with $2k, an Amazon gift card, and it says it belongs to someone named 'Ryan'
**Host**: Oh how nice of you. Do you want me to ask Ryan to reclaim it?
**Guy**: No, I want to request a sad song for Ryan
My wife asked me the other day if I knew the song 'Wonderwall' by Oasis
I said maybe.
Did you hear about the musician who played through the silent part of a song?
He was charged with resisting a rest
It's a shame The Beatles didn't make the submarine in that song green.
That would've been sublime.
Last Request
Two convicts who were about to be executed, The warden says to the first one, 'Do you have a last request?'
The convict says, 'Yes, I'd like to hear the song Achy Breaky Heart one last time.'The Warden says, 'OK, I think we can arrange that.' Then he says to the second convict, 'How about you?' The second convict says, 'Yeah, kill me first.'
Japanese Banking Crisis
Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.
In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived.
Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.
Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it's feared staff may get a raw deal.
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My wife suggested for s**... we do something from a song...
Her friend Eileen wasnt to happy about it.
Someone said that all the songs in Moana are pop songs.
But it is quite clear that "You're Welcome" is a rock song.
What is Donald Trump's favorite song?
wonderwall
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Guy: "I lost my virginity to Barry White."
Girl: "Me, too! What song was it for you?"
Guy: "Song?"
I literally just wrote a song about the Coronavirus, but I will never let anyone hear it.
It's too catchy. It'll be with you for weeks.
Financial collapse in Japan
Origami Bank has folded.
Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai Bank has had to cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
There's something fishy going on at Sushi Bank...shareholders are afraid they might get a raw deal.
Kamikaze Bank shares have nose-dived.
500 jobs at Karate Bank have been chopped.
My ex-girlfriend's name is Eileen.
whenever I hear the song "come on Eileen" I can't help but think "I already did"
What's Princess Leia's favourite song?
Riding solo - Jason Derulo
