The Best 5 Somme Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Somme jokes. There are some somme germany jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these somme france puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Somme Jokes and Puns

A British Soldier and an Australian Soldier are in the trenches of the Somme

The British soldier asks the Australian: "Tell me lad, did you come here to die?"

The Australian says "Nah mate, I came here yesterdie!"

What was the common understanding between the French and German generals during World War I?

*You win Somme, you lose Somme."*

Not all French departments saw violence during the first World War

But Somme did.

How can you tell when a sommelier loves his job?

He's always got a semillon.

My Father was never the same after World War I

Hes got somme psychological problems now.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the somme reichs jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working somme neuf piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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