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Amusing & Witty Somme Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What is a good somme joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A British Soldier and an Australian Soldier are in the trenches of the Somme

The British soldier asks the Australian: "Tell me lad, did you come here to die?"
The Australian says "Nah mate, I came here yesterdie!"

What was the common understanding between the French and German generals during World War I?

*You win Somme, you lose Somme."*

Not all French departments saw violence during the first World War

But Somme did.


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