The Best 5 Somethings Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Somethings jokes. There are some somethings twenties jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these somethings nothings puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Somethings Jokes and Puns

The common phrase to express somethings simplicity is

"its not rocket science...". But what do rocket scientists say to each other? "Come on Doug, its not.....sex."

Somethings afoot

My wife asked if she could count the digits on my feet..

Toe-tally , I replied

Somethings are easier said than done.

Like 'sit', 'eat ', 'sleep' ,'chill'.

Why didn't the stick of butter confess his feelings?

Because somethings are butter left unsaid.

I feel like somethings going to go wrong every time I do the dishes...

Dunno what it is, but I get this sinking feeling.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the somethings grownups jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working somethings let me show you something piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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