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  1. Someone asked how I would feel if the fine structure constant didn't exist. My response was, "No Matter".
  2. Someone told me recently that the website was built by a Canadian company. I guess that explains why the site is constantly freezing.
  3. I'm tired of people constantly being so condescending about everything (That means to talk down to someone)
  4. What do you call someone who's constantly making jokes about their sausage? Someone with the wurst sense of humor.
  5. If someone can explain to me why my stuff gets stolen constantly,.. ..My door is always open.
  6. What do you call it when someone's stressed out when wearing a gown? Constantly under duress
  7. I feel like the workforce is getting dumber at my company every time they hire someone... It's like they're constantly bringing m**....

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  1. What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze? a 'fan'atic.

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I live in constant fear

I live in constant fear that one day while I'm least suspecting it someone might break in to burglarize and kill my mother-in-law, who lives at 375 Woodland Ave in the light blue house, only one dog who is friendly and no alarm set, always leaves the kitchen window unlocked and without screen, sleeps on the second floor south room next to the bathroom which is where she keeps all her jewelry hidden behind the mirror.

Algebra walks into a bar...

Orders a drink and sits at the bar alone. The bartender sees him sending multiple texts while constantly looking at the door.
Finally the bartender asks, "looking for someone?"
Algebra responds, "yeah, I'm trying to find my x"

Victim of someone else's attraction in the office

Boss: The men who spend more time in the office, always working overtime, are actually very hardworking. Their wives are very happy.
Bolt: No sir! The real reason is - either they are constantly tortured by their wives at home or they are attracted to someone else in the office.

I try not to comment about what is in the news but...

I have seen a lot of hate spewed in recent days about a man who is a constant winner and overachiever, and that's what the people who support him like about him. Yes, he's been caught in some lies and maybe twisted the truth a little but he's still out there proving his haters wrong time after time! Some people are just jealous of someone who is successful and has money. Throw in a hot foreign model at his side and they hate even more. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there's nothing you can do about it. I know its just going to get worse over the next several days, but like it or not, Tom Brady is in the Super Bowl.