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I responded, "How about now?"
You are bigger than that!
But in reality it's because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle
It's called gluten tag.
I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25
Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U
So in the morning, he calls 911 to come pick up the body.
The 911 operator told him that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
He replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?
There was a long pause and finally he said, "How 'bout if I drag him over to Oak Street and you pick him up there?"
Nobody's perfect.
If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand
Edit 1: when you cheat in poker you have a partner
Edit 2: this is getting more upvotes than I thought it would get but before someone calls me out on it. This was a Mae West quote about bridge and several Internet memes put poker instead of bridge because more people play poker than bridge and when you cheat in poker you have partners(the poker strategy is called collusion)
An oncologist!
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I made this one up last night but I'm sure someone has thought of it before.
Apparently the politically correct term is "Tyrone, please paint the fence".
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American
A Tooter (my 9yo daughter made it up)
***A faux pa.***
A politician.
Nobody knows
"Yeah!" I replied. "They came out of the closet this morning actually!"
A kleptomaniac!
I'd probably be earning more than the average woman.
American.
But I always get called a monster when I admit to being attracted to miners.
The American Healthcare System
A summer
(I thought of this, hope it's original)
"Hello how I may I be of assistance sir?"
"I NEED YOU TO SEND SOMEONE TO MY ROOM RIGHT AWAY."
"Calm down Sir, what seems to be the problem?"
"My wife is trying to jump out of the window..."
"Oh that sounds like a personal matter, I'm afraid we cannot involve ourselves."
"Listen here you smartass, the window isn't opening up and that's a maintenance matter!"
Instead of liking someone, you dig them.
(putting the romance back in necromance.)
Mom: Dont worry I'll go tomorrow and solve this problem
Son: Make sure it looks like an accident.
Independent
**Guy**: Hey! I found this wallet with $2k, an Amazon gift card, and it says it belongs to someone named 'Ryan'
**Host**: Oh how nice of you. Do you want me to ask Ryan to reclaim it?
**Guy**: No, I want to request a sad song for Ryan
I phone up one of my usual numbers and a little boy answers the phone.
"Are you parents home, young man?" I ask.
I hear him drop the phone and burst into tears. I wait a few seconds until someone pick up the phone. An elderly voice at the end of the line barks back at me:
"For the last time, this is an orphanage. PLEASE stop calling."
A hotel receptionist gets a call*
Man: Hello, I'm in room 210, you need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she's saying that she's going to jump out of the window.
Receptionist: I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal problem. We cannnot help you with that.
Man: Listen you idiot. The window is not opening and that's a MAINTENANCE problem.
The lanlord!
They should just call U2 and ask how they did it
A private tutor!
A sassination.
American.
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