The Best 10 Sombrero Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sombrero jokes. There are some sombrero hombre jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sombrero fedora puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sombrero Jokes and Puns

A guy's wife is stuck in a toilet.

He tries getting her out - nothing, she's still stuck, unable to get out. So guy calls the plumbing company to come to rescue. They say that they'll be there in half an hour. While waiting, the guy covers his wife's private parts with a sombrero, so she doesn't get embarrassed any further.
Half an hour later plumbers come, look at the situation and the more experienced looking one says "We'll get the lady out - no problem. As for the Mexican - I'm sorry, but we think he's beyond saving..."

With the second lockdown looming, I saw a man purchase 3 crates of San Miguel, 2 bottles of tequila, 6 bags of paella and a sombrero.

I think hispanic buying.

There's a Mexican, An American and a Canadian on a blimp...

The blimp starts falling out of the sky, so the three men start throwing anything they brought that they don't need.

The Canadian says, "there's too many of these in my country," and throws a bunch of hockey sticks out of the blimp.

The Mexican says, "There's too many of these in my country," and throws out his sombrero.

The American says, "There's too many of these in my country,"...

And throws the Mexican off the blimp.

If you leave a Sombrero and Maracas in your Ford Focus

Will it become a Ford Fiesta?

At the Supermarket

Just saw a bloke in the supermarket buying 5 crates of San Miguel, 8 frozen paella and sombrero... I thought to myself Hispanic buying


If Mexican restaurants have taught me anything

it's that people in Mexico only sleep with their back to a cactus while wearing a forward slanted sombrero.

Why aren't sombreros more popular?

They look shady

Pay attention to funeral dress codes

Sombre is only a couple of letters away from Sombrero

Looking for a joke

My grandmother remembers a punchline she heard when she was a kid. I am looking for the joke.

Here is the punchline.
"I get my sombrero, I go with you."

I hear Mexican funerals are...

a sombrero 'casion.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sombrero immigrate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sombrero taco piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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