The Best 3 Sombre Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sombre jokes. There are some sombre disconsolate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sombre procession puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sombre Jokes and Puns

Why aren't sombreros more popular?

They look shady

The house phone

went at one minute past midnight last night, I answered and went all sombre as I was talking to the wife's Dad.

I came off the phone and told the wife her mother had died of a heart attack. She immediately got up and drove through the night from Cornwall to Aberdeen, she'll just be arriving now. This has to be my best April fools joke yet.

Pay attention to funeral dress codes

Sombre is only a couple of letters away from Sombrero

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sombre pallbearers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sombre bleak piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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