The Best 18 Somalian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Somalian jokes. There are some somalian syrian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these somalian condoleezza puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Somalian Jokes and Puns

The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!

Who hasn't had Somalian food?

Somalian children

Somalis at the Olympics...

The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events.

Somalian joke, Somalis at the Olympics...

What is the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken in a Somalian village

Everyone thinks its cute when a kid wants to be a pirate

But when a Somalian kid says he wants to be a pirate it's a different story

An Iranian, Iraqi, Libyan, Somalian, Sudanese, Syrian and a Yemenite walk into a bar in america.

Just kidding, they can't.

What do you call a Somalian on hunger strike?

A Somalian

Somalian joke, What do you call a Somalian on hunger strike?

Somalian women were rated the hottest out of any country...

They're all pirates, of course they have the most booty.

Why does a Somalian baby cry?

It's having a mid life crisis.

I apologize for nothing.

How do you kill 50 flies in one hit?

Slam a Somalian child in the face with a shovel

Why aren't Somalians going to the movies?

They can't keep their chair down

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How do you order wine at an African Restaurant?

Ask for the Somalian

What does two rice grains in the sink mean?

Some Somalian has been up all night puking.

Have you ever had Somalian food?

Neither have they.

A Somalian general decides to make a pro military add, the first thing he says is


My Somalian tailor is offering specials right now.

For $5 he'll sew up the hole in your pants, and for $10 he'll sew up the hole in your daughter!

Somalian joke, My Somalian tailor is offering specials right now.

Have you tasted Somalian food?

Neither have they.

Have you ever seen a Somalian Thanksgiving?

Neither have they.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the somalian rice jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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