Somalian Jokes

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Funniest Somalian Short Jokes

Short somalian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The somalian humour may include short cooker jokes also.

1. The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!
2. Olympic Results for Sailing are out: The British have taken the Gold medal.
   The French have taken the Silver medal.
   The Somalians have taken the boats.
3. Somalis at the Olympics... The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events.
4. Everyone thinks its cute when a kid wants to be a pirate But when a Somalian kid says he wants to be a pirate it's a different story
5. An Iranian, Iraqi, Libyan, Somalian, Sudanese, Syrian and a Yemenite walk into a bar in america. Just kidding, they can't.
6. A Somalian general decides to make a pro military add, the first thing he says is THE ARMY NEEDS SHOES!
7. My Somalian tailor is offering specials right now. For $5 he'll sew up the hole in your pants, and for $10 he'll sew up the hole in your daughter!
8. Why are so many people kidnapped in Somalia? Because Somalians take them to their mothership.
9. Why are there no Somalians on Star Trek? Because they don't want to work I the future either
10. Somalian women were rated the hottest out of any country... They're all pirates, of course they have the most b**....

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Somalian One Liners

Which somalian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with somalian? I can suggest the ones about rave and romaine.

1. Who hasn't had Somalian food? Somalian children
2. What is the fastest animal in the world? A chicken in a Somalian village
3. What do you call a Somalian on hunger strike? A Somalian
4. Why does a Somalian baby cry? It's having a mid life crisis.
   I apologize for nothing.
5. How do you kill 50 flies in one hit? Slam a Somalian child in the face with a shovel
6. Why aren't Somalians going to the movies? They can't keep their chair down
7. How do you order wine at an African Restaurant? Ask for the Somalian
8. What does two rice grains in the sink mean? Some Somalian has been up all night puking.
9. Have you ever had Somalian food? Neither have they.
10. How many extraterrestrials need help in Africa? Only Somalians
11. Have you tasted Somalian food? Neither have they.
12. Have you ever seen a Somalian Thanksgiving? No?
    Neither have they.
13. What did the Somalian get from the social welfare office? Financial Aids.
14. What do you call a Somalian with a turkey? A vegetarian
15. My African friend knows a lot about reds and w**... He's a wine Somalian

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Somalian Jokes

What funny jokes about somalian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make somalian pranks.