The Best 24 Somalia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Somalia jokes. There are some somalia kenya jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these somalia turmoil puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Somalia Jokes and Puns

The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Who hasn't had Somalian food?

Somalian children

Somalia joke, Who hasn't had Somalian food?

Olympic Sailing results are in!

Denmark have taken gold

Finland have taken silver

Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise

A Rich man sent a medicine shipment to Somalia

Once it reached the Airport inspection, Customs rejected it and sent it back;
the instructions on the medicines said : after meal

Somalian women were rated the hottest out of any country...

They're all pirates, of course they have the most booty.

Why does a Somalian baby cry?

It's having a mid life crisis.

I apologize for nothing.

Somalia joke, Why does a Somalian baby cry?

Whats the national bird of somalia?

The black hawk

Olympic sailing competition just finished. France got the gold, South Africa got the silver, and ...

Somalia got the boat.

Why aren't Somalians going to the movies?

They can't keep their chair down

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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Mogadishu, Somalia is holding a concert today

to raise money to get kids vaccinated against measles in the US

The first Olympic sailing results are in

England has taken gold, France has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat.

What was the score in the Egypt vs Somalia match?

Egypt 8 Somalia didn't

Why was Jesus not born in Somalia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin ..... Kill me

Have you ever had Somalian food?

Neither have they.

Somalia joke, Have you ever had Somalian food?

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

A Somalian general decides to make a pro military add, the first thing he says is


Is it true that the Somalia is the most progressive country in the world?

Of course! The life was already better yesterday than it's going to be tomorrow!

What do you call an African that plays Fortnite?


My Somalian tailor is offering specials right now.

For $5 he'll sew up the hole in your pants, and for $10 he'll sew up the hole in your daughter!

Olympic results are out finally

Sailing results:
GB have taken Gold.
Denmark Silver.
And Somalia has taken a middle aged couple sailing round the World.

What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).

Have you ever seen a Somalian Thanksgiving?

Neither have they.

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