The Best 7 Somali Pirate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Somali Pirate jokes. There are some somali pirate barbary jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these somali pirate piracy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Somali Pirate Jokes and Puns

It's international pirate day...

...but I don't know Somali.

Happy talk like a pirate day!

Now where do I learn Somali at?

We usually think of pirates being all smiley.

Turns out they're all Somali.

So I've to board my submarine off the coast of the Seychelles and monitor the Somali pirates as they sail around the coast of Mogadishu.

This is my latest submission.

I'm a modern day pirate

So where do I learn my Somali at

What do you call the booty that Somali Pirates steal wherever the go?


Why does sweden have so many somalis?

They have a pirate bay......

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the somali pirate blackbeard jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working somali pirate corsair piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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