Somali Jokes
32 somali jokes and hilarious somali puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about somali that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover a collection of humorous Somali jokes, drawing upon Somali culture and experiences in Africa and the diaspora. From the classic forehead joke to comparisons between Djibouti and Romania, these fun-filled jokes are sure to bring a smile to any African's face.
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Funniest Somali Short Jokes
Short somali jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The somali humour may include short scurvy jokes also.
- Somalis at the Olympics... The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events.
- A Somali... an Egyptian and a Saudi are asked "What is your opinion of eating meat?" The Somali said, "What is eating?" The Egyptian said, "What is meat?" And the Saudi said, "What is an opinion?"
- A Somali girl found a chickpea and ate it.. ..her family disowned her they thought she was pregnant.
- So I've to board my submarine off the coast of the Seychelles and monitor the Somali pirates as they sail around the coast of Mogadishu. This is my latest submission.
- How does a Somali couple celebrate their child's first birthday? by putting flowers on his grave
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Somali One Liners
Which somali one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with somali? I can suggest the ones about pirate and .
- It's international pirate day... ...but I don't know Somali.
- What language do Somalis speak. ARRRabic
- Happy talk like a pirate day! Now where do I learn Somali at?
- We usually think of pirates being all smiley. Turns out they're all Somali.
- I'm a modern day pirate So where do I learn my Somali at
- What do you call an African that plays Fortnite? SomAli-A
- What do you call a Somali Islamist? A Salami.
- What's the fastest bird in the world? The Somali chicken! *bud um, tish*
- What's a somali's favorite sport? Cross-country
- What do you call the b**... that Somali Pirates steal wherever the go? Welfare.
- Why does sweden have so many somalis? They have a pirate bay......
- How did the Somali t**... describe his flight? "It was dynamite!"
- What do you call a Somali person in Jamaica? Pirate of the Carribean.
Amusing Somali Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about somali you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make somali pranks.
The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!
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Somali Pirates Can't Find Hidden Treasure Buried in 2007
A bunch of Somali pirates lost their hidden treasure. They last saw their hidden treasure in 2007. They tried everything, bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar. But they couldn't find their treasure.
One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.
"Captain, we should break R Kelly out of prison".
The Captain said "This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard, but go ahead. why?"
"Captain, if anybody can find 15 year old b**..., it's this guy!".
A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali are sitting under a tree.
A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali are sitting under a tree. A caterpillar gets on the Romanian's shoulder.
The Romanian throws the caterpillar at the Jew, the Jew throws the caterpillar at the Somali, the Somali picks up the caterpillar and eats it.
Another caterpillar gets on the Romanian, the Romanian throws it at the Jew, the Jew picks it up and asks the Somali: "Do you want to buy a caterpillar?"
Who hasn't had Somalian food?
Somalian children
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Why does a Somalian baby cry?
It's having a mid life crisis.
I apologize for nothing.
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Somalian women were rated the hottest out of any country...
They're all pirates, of course they have the most b**....
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What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?
Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.
A Somalian general decides to make a pro military add, the first thing he says is
THE ARMY NEEDS SHOES!
My Somalian tailor is offering specials right now.
For $5 he'll sew up the hole in your pants, and for $10 he'll sew up the hole in your daughter!
