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34 somali jokes and hilarious somali puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about somali that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover a collection of humorous Somali jokes, drawing upon Somali culture and experiences in Africa and the diaspora. From the classic forehead joke to comparisons between Djibouti and Romania, these fun-filled jokes are sure to bring a smile to any African's face.

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Funniest Somali Short Jokes

Short somali jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The somali humour may include short sail jokes also.

  1. Somalis at the Olympics... The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events.
  2. What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa? Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.
  3. The head of the 2016 Somali Olympic squad has apologized to officials on behalf of their team... ...after realizing shooting and sailing were two separate events.
  4. What's the difference between an al-Shabab camp and a Somali wedding? Don't ask me I just fly the drone.
  5. A Somali... an Egyptian and a Saudi are asked "What is your opinion of eating meat?" The Somali said, "What is eating?" The Egyptian said, "What is meat?" And the Saudi said, "What is an opinion?"
  6. A Somali girl found a chickpea and ate it.. ..her family disowned her they thought she was pregnant.
  7. So I've to board my submarine off the coast of the Seychelles and monitor the Somali pirates as they sail around the coast of Mogadishu. This is my latest submission.
  8. How does a Somali couple celebrate their child's first birthday? by putting flowers on his grave

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Somali One Liners

Which somali one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with somali? I can suggest the ones about scurvy and pirate.

  1. Have you guys ever tried Somali food ? Neither have they
  2. It's international pirate day... ...but I don't know Somali.
  3. What language do Somalis speak. ARRRabic
  4. Happy talk like a pirate day! Now where do I learn Somali at?
  5. We usually think of pirates being all smiley. Turns out they're all Somali.
  6. I'm a modern day pirate So where do I learn my Somali at
  7. What do you call an African that plays Fortnite? SomAli-A
  8. What do you call a Somali Islamist? A Salami.
  9. Why does sweden have so many somalis? They have a pirate bay......
  10. What's the fastest bird in the world? The Somali chicken! *bud um, tish*
  11. What's a somali's favorite sport? Cross-country
  12. What do you call a Somali person in Jamaica? Pirate of the Carribean.
  13. What do you call the b**... that Somali Pirates steal wherever the go? Welfare.
  14. How did the Somali t**... describe his flight? "It was dynamite!"
  15. What does a Somali pirate scream when boarding a ship? **Allahu akbarrrr!**

Somali joke, What does a Somali pirate scream when boarding a ship?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about somali can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of somali puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Amusing Somali Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about somali you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make somali prank.

The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!

Somali Pirates Can't Find Hidden Treasure Buried in 2007

A bunch of Somali pirates lost their hidden treasure. They last saw their hidden treasure in 2007. They tried everything, bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar. But they couldn't find their treasure.
One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.
"Captain, we should break R Kelly out of prison".
The Captain said "This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard, but go ahead. why?"
"Captain, if anybody can find 15 year old b**..., it's this guy!".

A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali are sitting under a tree.

A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali are sitting under a tree. A caterpillar gets on the Romanian's shoulder.
The Romanian throws the caterpillar at the Jew, the Jew throws the caterpillar at the Somali, the Somali picks up the caterpillar and eats it.
Another caterpillar gets on the Romanian, the Romanian throws it at the Jew, the Jew picks it up and asks the Somali: "Do you want to buy a caterpillar?"

Who hasn't had Somalian food?

Somalian children

Why does a Somalian baby cry?

It's having a mid life crisis.
I apologize for nothing.

Somalian women were rated the hottest out of any country...

They're all pirates, of course they have the most b**....

Why aren't Somalians going to the movies?

They can't keep their chair down

Have you ever had Somalian food?

Neither have they.

A Somalian general decides to make a pro military add, the first thing he says is

THE ARMY NEEDS SHOES!

Somali joke, A Somalian general decides to make a pro military add, the first thing he says is

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these somali jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.