Solvent Jokes
21 solvent jokes and hilarious solvent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about solvent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Solvent Short Jokes
Short solvent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The solvent humour may include short detergent jokes also.
- To those who say "alcohol is not the solution": Alcohol is a solvent. By definition, it's part of the solution.
- An electrolyte and a solvent are talking in jail. Solvent: What are you in for?
Electrolyte: A salt charge. - The key to fixing all of the world's problems is drinking more water It's the universal solvent
- I will be doing an alcohol free month... I guess I'll have to find an alternative to ethanol as a solvent for my capsaicin extractions.
- My friend wanted a non polar solvent for his collection that wasn't particularly toxic. I told him to get some water from the equator.
- What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent? The Final Solution
- At long last I've done it! I've invented a Universal Solvent... I just don't have anything I can put it in
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Solvent One Liners
Which solvent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with solvent? I can suggest the ones about solution and lubricant.
- Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
- Alcohol is an excellent solvent. It dissolves marriages, friendships and organs.
- What do you call a Rabbi who works with solvents? An 'acidick Jew
- What do you call a murderous Universal solvent? A final solution
- What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute? [in]solvent
- If you think Alcohol is a solution you need help It's a solvent.
- Why doesn't Santa Claus use petroleum distillates? He prefers polar solvents
- Alcohol is a great solvent it solvents all of my problems.
- Solvent a**... It's nothing to sniff at.
Cheerful Fun Solvent Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about solvent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean substance jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make solvent pranks.
An elementary school student gets gum stuck in his hair...
So the nurse takes him to the science teacher and say "Can you get the gum out of his hair?"
The science teacher responds "Of course, its just a matter of having the right solvent."
An hour later the nurse asks the science teacher "Have any luck?"
The science teacher responds "Yes, here's the gum back."
