Solve Jokes
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Do you love a good puzzle? If you are looking for a challenge, why not try solving jokes? Learn how to break down the riddles and crack the code by working through a range of hard-to-solve puzzles, such as problem solving, solve for x, sudoku, approximation and variable equations. Get ready to flex your brain and find the punchline!
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Funniest Solve Short Jokes
Short solve jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The solve humour may include short solution jokes also.
- My stalker ex-girlfriend just threatened to kill herself if I didn't take her back. Isn't it great when problems solve themselves?
- Really enjoying my new life aboard the giant space station designed to solve Earth's overpopulation problem . Just a bit weird how the sun gets slightly bigger in my cabin window every day.
- Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve? There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
- I bought a book titled How to Solve Half Your Problems. I read it twice, now I'm problem free.
- Americans are the best at solving Rubik's Cube They have a long history of sorting and separating colour
- Mom, someone called me gangster at school today. Mom: Dont worry I'll go tomorrow and solve this problem
Son: Make sure it looks like an accident. - Why are no murders solved in West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA and no one has any teeth.
- A global crisis broke out, affecting every nation and people of all kinds In response, the world banded together and quickly solved the problem through mutual cooperation and understanding
- I'm from a future where Trump won re-election and solved Global Warming Just a heads up though, nuclear winter is a bit chilly.
- Mother, mother, ... ... how come other children need hours to solve Rubik's cube but I do it in just a few seconds?
- Well, sweetie, it's because you're color blind.
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Solve One Liners
Which solve one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with solve? I can suggest the ones about resolution and repair.
- Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities
- What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally? Sheer luck Holmes
- why dont atheists solve exponential equations ? they dont believe in higher powers.
- My wife says I can't solve my own problems How do I prove her wrong?
- Being married is solving problems together. Problems I wouldn't have, if I was single.
- How does a mathematician solve their constipation? They work it out with a pencil
- Marriage brings two people together to solve issues they never had before
- You can't solve every problem with calculus It has its limits
- Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle? He was stumped.
- I spent the whole night trying to solve a math problem... and then it dawned on me.
- I saw a book at the bookstore called "How to Solve 50% of your problem" So I bought two
- Stalin would do well in my math class: He's got a lot of practice solving by elimination.
- Drinking alcohol doesn't solve any problems. But then again, neither does drinking milk.
- How do people in Prague solve algebra equations? Guess and Czech.
- Dear math, Solve your own problems
Solve Problem Jokes
Here is a list of funny solve problem jokes and even better solve problem puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, I know, I'll solve it with threads! has Now problems. two he
- Having a crush on someone is like solving a math problem. If you know you can't get it, all you can do is just stare at it.
- Why did ChatGPT's mom always ask it to solve math problems? Because it was good at calculating attention!
- Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily? It was a no buena
My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one! - What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions? An algorithm.
- Cats don't need smart phones to solve their problems, they just sleep until the problem solves itself. Cats: There's a nap for that.
- There are almost no problems that cannot be solved by adding puppies into the equation... except for world hunger...which come to think of it, they can also solve.
- Did you hear about the math teacher... ...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard?
He really rose to the equation. - My company uses salt water to solve any problem. We are called Saline Solutions.
- How does Al Gore solve math problems? He uses an Al-Gore-ithm
Hard To Solve Jokes
Here is a list of funny hard to solve jokes and even better hard to solve puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why are murders so hard to solve in Tennessee? Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
- You think solving the measure of circles is hard?! Triangles
Solve For X Jokes
Here is a list of funny solve for x jokes and even better solve for x puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Most people don't know that DMX is good at math When solving a polynomial, X gon give it to you
- Coworker gave the best accidental joke after mentioning why she liked Algebra. "I love solving for X, and I don't even know why!"
- How come in math we are always solving for x? Because with my ex, I'm always trying to solve for why.
- How did the teacher solve the integral of dx/(x^2((x^2)-4)^1/2)? I guess he had a few trig sub his sleeve
- My friend asked me to help him solve and integral with multiple X variables. I told him it sounds like a U problem
- Why do the algebra books always ask you to "solve for X"? I wish they'd just teach the X to move on and solve it's own problems.
- A high school teacher once told me that math can solve any problem, numerical or not. I've been sitting here for weeks and I still can't replace my X.
^^Sorry ^^;_;
Solve Rubik Jokes
Here is a list of funny solve rubik jokes and even better solve rubik puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- ChatGPT can solve a Rubik's cube in less than a second, but it still can't find its way out of a recursion loop!
- Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing? I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.
- Jesus tried to solve a Rubik's cube He died on the cross.
- I tried to solve the Rubik's cube today but got nowhere with it. Back to square one.
- What goes: Click. "Did I get it?" Click. "Did I get it?" Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.
- No matter how much a dog mixes up a rubik's cube it will always be solved
- What does the soundtrack of An Inconvenient Truth have in common with solving a Rubik's Cube? Algorithms
Problem Solve Jokes
Here is a list of funny problem solve jokes and even better problem solve puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the dancing queen use to solve her math problems? An ABBA-cus.
- I've solved every single mathematical problem! I have nothing more to add
- Politicians are like air freshener They don't solve problems. They cover them up.
- I bought three sniffer dogs, to try and solve the drug problem in my area. Thankfully, they managed to find me some.
- How do police solve problems in the streets? troubleshooting
- I can relate to alice in wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems
- Why did the psychologist leave the math teacher? He has way too many problems that need solving.
- Why do dogs start barking instead of trying to solve the problem? Because solving problems are ruff.
- A recent study has shown that almost 92% of anti-vaxers are republican. guess that problem solves itself.
- Can a blonde solve a math problem? (WARNING: math joke) The odds are, they can't even

Hilarious Solve Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about solve you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tract jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make solve pranks.
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The people who create math worksheets are so lazy.
They create a bunch of problems and expect other people to solve it for them.
As an atheist I find tell my maths teacher I shouldn't have to solve exponential factors
because I don't believe in higher powers
I was trying to solve an equation when I realised that the minus button on my calculator was broken...
On the plus side, it still worked.
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Physics Joke
I tried having a t**... with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three body problem
What do bed detectives solve?
Pillow cases
Two american tourists are having lunch at a McDonald's in Leicester square
They are arguing how to pronounce Leicester. To solve their dispute, they decide to walk up to the counter and ask the cashier.
"Excuse me ma'am, but can you tell me where we are? But can you pronounce it slowly, as you see, we're not from around here."
The cashier nods and says "Mic...don...alds"
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Confucius Say
It is only when a mosquito lands on your t**... that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.
Relativity theory
In classical (Newtonian) physics, we can't solve the three-body problem. In the theory of relativity, we can't solve the two-body problem. In quantum mechanics, we can't solve the one-body problem, and with quantum electro dynamics, we don't even understand the vacuum anymore.
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A blonde is about to solve a crossword...
... but still misses some answers.
She asks for a help her best friend,
"Jane, could you help me solving this pls. - the clue says 'Feminine i**... part' - with 4 letters.."
"Across or down?" asks her friend.
"It's across"
"Then it should be lips"
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Why are r**... crimes so hard to solve...
Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.
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Not original, I heard it on satellite radio yesterday.
I think we should solve world hunger.
You might say I'm a strong believer in world peas.
^I'll ^see ^myself ^out...
An ambitious Chinese man named Hoo Ming wanted to run for president. He understood the problems that Americans faced every day and so he wanted to show everyone he planned to solve it by making it his slogan...
Hoo Cares!
How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?
By feeding the poor to the hungry.
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So I've heard there's a h**... epidemic among white teens...
I guess they're used to shooting up to solve their problems
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So I went to the doctor yesterday because I've been feeling tired all the time.
He told me I needed to quit m**....
I asked him if that would solve my problem. "No," he replied, "but I can't examine you while you're doing it."
Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?
They had no leads.
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why is it so hard to solve a m**... in Kentucky?
Because everyone is related and there are no dental records.
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Why are r**... murders so hard to solve?
Because it ain't m**... if they had it comin'!
A Mathematician
A mathematician gives his wife an algebraic expression and asks her to solve it while they were in bed.
The wife asks, "Why?"
"Because I need you to isolate the D. "
What do my wife and my math teacher have in common?
They both love to create problems that I am apparently supposed to solve.
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How do you solve a math equation?
Isolate the "x" so it gets depressive and takes s**....
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How to solve Global Warming:
Convince republicans that rising temperatures are turning people gay.
I once picked up a book to solve insomnia. It was a pretty heavy read.
So I pulled an all nighter.
How does a mathematician want to solve terrorism?
He wants to simplify the radicals.
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I don't see why in this day and age there aren't marches against fat shaming
Because marches would definitely solve the problem.
Why do autistic kids solve math problems for fun?
Because they enjoy being mentaly challenged.
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Cannibalism...
... has the potential to solve both of the world's hunger and overpopulation problem
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water can solve all your problems, want to lose weight, drink mor water, want to wake up, splash want water on your face, someone getting on your nerves,
drown them
Did you hear about the Optometrist who helps police solve crimes?
He's a Private I
Patients in an insane asylum are eating plaster off the walls,
the head doctor calls in the best doctor in the country to try and solve this problem. So the best doctor comes in and inspects the walls. He tells the head doctor to repaint the walls from red to green. The next day after the walls are repainted the head doctor comes in and sees the patients sitting and staring at the walls. "Why aren't you eating the walls now?" the head doctor asks them. "They arn't ripe yet"
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Why is it so hard to solve a m**... in a trailer park?
Because the DNA evidence is all the same and there are no dental records
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An economist was asked in a talk about how to solve 3 issues
"How would you solve the inevitable future problems of overpopulation, water and employment?"
"Well" he says, "In the future when the water get scarce, we will probably go to war so it can be secured, which will solve the employment problem, and the population should go down as well."
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What do you call a dog that doesn't solve mysteries?
s**... Don't.
A lot of people think a world without sin would be perfect
But there's only so much you can solve with cos and tan
What's the difference between your dentist and a philosopher?
Your dentist helps you solve molar dilemmas.
Why do insomniacs always solve things quickly?
They don't sleep on it.
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So my wife asked me yesterday "What would you do if You and I were 'Adam and Eve'?"
I replied nonchalantly, **"I'd fap and go to sleep. That would solve most problems."**
P.S: A'yup, I slept on the couch. :/
I really hate posting in forums when trying to troubleshoot a tech problem
person 1: Having the same problem please fix
person 2: same pls halp
person 3: same someone please find solution
person 4: doesnt work for me either
person 5: yeah please solve
I solved the case of the kidnapping in the park
turns out he was just tired
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I know how to solve the homeless problem and make bums into hard working citizens!
Give them construction worker helmets. They already have the standing around doing nothing part down!
I like thinking about how to solve mysteries while I'm sitting on the toilet
I'm de-deucing
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Why can't politicians do algebra? (A series of jokes)
Why can't politicians do algebra?
They can't solve the inequalities.
Why can't politicians do algebra?
They're afraid of the radicals.
Why can't politicians do algebra?
They're just really s**....
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I've realized that s**... would solve all my problems....
...if I could just get the right people to try it.
If somebody offered me a coin flip to either get 10 million dollars or instantly die, I'd accept in a heartbeat. A 50 percent chance to solve all my problems would be amazing!
And even if I lost the flip, I'd still get some money.
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Why was the PTA meeting h**... difficult to solve?
Because it wasn't apparent who did it.
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Why was the bird shop h**... difficult to solve?
Because it wasn't a parrot who did it.
I never believed that chiropractors could solve my back problems
2 weeks later, I stand corrected
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To solve world hunger we need to eat the rich and e**... a giant statue of Bernie Sanders. Why do we need the statue?
Well, I'm glad that the first step didn't raise any questions.
What do you call a sudden urge to solve differential equations?
Calculust
Alchohol may not solve your problems
but neither will water.
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A man with e**... problem go to the doctor
The doctor says:"in order to solve your problem you have to eat a lot of bread.
The man says:" how the bread can help me?!? ".
The doctor says:" trust me and eat a lot of bread.
The same day the man went to buy the bread in a trust shop and asks for 3kg of bread.
The baker knows that the man lives alone and asks:" 3kg seem too much, it will become hard."
The man exclaimed:" Hard, give me 6kg!!"
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A Russian enters a bar full of Turkish people.
He's wearing a t-shirt with bright lettering "turkish got 3 problems."
Just a few seconds later the Turkishs oppose him and say "Hey, yopu know what you're wearing is insulting?"
The russian responds: "This is your first problem: You're so easily offended."
The Turkish respond: "Okay, maybe we should settle this outside."
The Russian: "That's your second problem: You always want to solve your problems with violence."
The Turkish bring him outside and pull their knives.
The Russian: "And here's your third problem. You always bring knives to gun fights."
I was scanning radio stations and landed on a religious show where the host made mention of Jesus's will.
I thought wow, someone should read that. It would probably solve a lot of arguments.
A man and his wife are walking in a mall, and the man realizes that his wife has disappeared...
The man walks to a woman outside the nearest store and says, I need to talk to you, I can't find my wife . The woman responds, I'll help you, but how is talking to me going to solve anything? . The man replies, my wife usually comes back when she sees me talking to strange women .

