Solve Jokes

Funniest Solve Short Jokes

Short solve jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The solve humour may include short solution jokes also.

1. My stalker ex-girlfriend just threatened to kill herself if I didn't take her back. Isn't it great when problems solve themselves?
2. Really enjoying my new life aboard the giant space station designed to solve Earth's overpopulation problem . Just a bit weird how the sun gets slightly bigger in my cabin window every day.
3. Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve? There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
4. I bought a book titled How to Solve Half Your Problems. I read it twice, now I'm problem free.
5. Americans are the best at solving Rubik's Cube They have a long history of sorting and separating colour
6. Mom, someone called me gangster at school today. Mom: Dont worry I'll go tomorrow and solve this problem
   Son: Make sure it looks like an accident.
7. Why are no murders solved in West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA and no one has any teeth.
8. A global crisis broke out, affecting every nation and people of all kinds In response, the world banded together and quickly solved the problem through mutual cooperation and understanding
9. I'm from a future where Trump won re-election and solved Global Warming Just a heads up though, nuclear winter is a bit chilly.
10. Mother, mother, ... ... how come other children need hours to solve Rubik's cube but I do it in just a few seconds?
    - Well, sweetie, it's because you're color blind.

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Solve One Liners

Which solve one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with solve? I can suggest the ones about resolution and repair.

1. Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities
2. What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally? Sheer luck Holmes
3. why dont atheists solve exponential equations ? they dont believe in higher powers.
4. My wife says I can't solve my own problems How do I prove her wrong?
5. Being married is solving problems together. Problems I wouldn't have, if I was single.
6. How does a mathematician solve their constipation? They work it out with a pencil
7. Marriage brings two people together to solve issues they never had before
8. You can't solve every problem with calculus It has its limits
9. Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle? He was stumped.
10. I spent the whole night trying to solve a math problem... and then it dawned on me.
11. I saw a book at the bookstore called "How to Solve 50% of your problem" So I bought two
12. Stalin would do well in my math class: He's got a lot of practice solving by elimination.
13. Drinking alcohol doesn't solve any problems. But then again, neither does drinking milk.
14. How do people in Prague solve algebra equations? Guess and Czech.
15. Dear math, Solve your own problems

Solve Problem Jokes

Here is a list of funny solve problem jokes and even better solve problem puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, I know, I'll solve it with threads! has Now problems. two he
• Having a crush on someone is like solving a math problem. If you know you can't get it, all you can do is just stare at it.
• Why did ChatGPT's mom always ask it to solve math problems? Because it was good at calculating attention!
• Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily? It was a no buena
  My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
• What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions? An algorithm.
• Cats don't need smart phones to solve their problems, they just sleep until the problem solves itself. Cats: There's a nap for that.
• There are almost no problems that cannot be solved by adding puppies into the equation... except for world hunger...which come to think of it, they can also solve.
• Did you hear about the math teacher... ...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard?
  He really rose to the equation.
• My company uses salt water to solve any problem. We are called Saline Solutions.
• How does Al Gore solve math problems? He uses an Al-Gore-ithm

Hard To Solve Jokes

Here is a list of funny hard to solve jokes and even better hard to solve puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why are murders so hard to solve in Tennessee? Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
• You think solving the measure of circles is hard?! Triangles

Solve For X Jokes

Here is a list of funny solve for x jokes and even better solve for x puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Most people don't know that DMX is good at math When solving a polynomial, X gon give it to you
• Coworker gave the best accidental joke after mentioning why she liked Algebra. "I love solving for X, and I don't even know why!"
• How come in math we are always solving for x? Because with my ex, I'm always trying to solve for why.
• How did the teacher solve the integral of dx/(x^2((x^2)-4)^1/2)? I guess he had a few trig sub his sleeve
• My friend asked me to help him solve and integral with multiple X variables. I told him it sounds like a U problem
• Why do the algebra books always ask you to "solve for X"? I wish they'd just teach the X to move on and solve it's own problems.
• A high school teacher once told me that math can solve any problem, numerical or not. I've been sitting here for weeks and I still can't replace my X.
  ^^Sorry ^^;_;

Solve Rubik Jokes

Here is a list of funny solve rubik jokes and even better solve rubik puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• ChatGPT can solve a Rubik's cube in less than a second, but it still can't find its way out of a recursion loop!
• Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing? I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.
• Jesus tried to solve a Rubik's cube He died on the cross.
• I tried to solve the Rubik's cube today but got nowhere with it. Back to square one.
• What goes: Click. "Did I get it?" Click. "Did I get it?" Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.
• No matter how much a dog mixes up a rubik's cube it will always be solved
• What does the soundtrack of An Inconvenient Truth have in common with solving a Rubik's Cube? Algorithms

Problem Solve Jokes

Here is a list of funny problem solve jokes and even better problem solve puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the dancing queen use to solve her math problems? An ABBA-cus.
• I've solved every single mathematical problem! I have nothing more to add
• Politicians are like air freshener They don't solve problems. They cover them up.
• I bought three sniffer dogs, to try and solve the drug problem in my area. Thankfully, they managed to find me some.
• How do police solve problems in the streets? troubleshooting
• I can relate to alice in wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems
• Why did the psychologist leave the math teacher? He has way too many problems that need solving.
• Why do dogs start barking instead of trying to solve the problem? Because solving problems are ruff.
• A recent study has shown that almost 92% of anti-vaxers are republican. guess that problem solves itself.
• Can a blonde solve a math problem? (WARNING: math joke) The odds are, they can't even

Hilarious Solve Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about solve you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tract jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make solve pranks.