The Best 60 Solution Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Solution jokes. There are some solution equation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these solution neutralize puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Solution Jokes and Puns

Sex is like...

Sex is like math. You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, leave your solution, and pray you didn't multiply.

Sex is like air. You don't know what it's worth until you're not getting any.

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep...

but they have a limited amount of building material. The engineer gets up first and makes a square fence with the material, reasoning that it's a pretty good working solution. "No no," says the physicist, "there's a better way." He takes the fence and makes a circular pen, showing how it encompasses the maximum possible space with the given material.

Then the mathematician speaks up: "No, no, there's an even better way." To the others' amusement he proceeds to construct a little tiny fence around himself, then declares:

"I define myself to be on the outside."

If you're not part of the solution,

you're either a solid or a gas.

Solution joke, If you're not part of the solution,

Needed: Eyelids

A baby is born with no eyelids. The doctors need a solution, and fast. The best solution, and the one they arrive at, is to use his foreskin for his new eyelids. They successfully attach his foreskin as eyelids, with only one complication. Now hes a little cock-eyed.

This is my dad's (a math major) favourite joke. What's the difference between an Engineer and a Mathematician?

A mathematician and an engineer are living together in a dorm when a fire starts in their room.

The mathematician wakes up and sees the fire. He quickly scans the room and sees a fire extinguisher and goes back to bed, happy knowing a solution exists.

The engineer wakes up, sees the fire and uses the extinguisher to put it out.


Cocaine is never a solution...

Unless it's dissolved in water.

Sorting out Problems

Remember, whenever you have a problem with someone, use hydrochloric acid. It's always a solution.

Solution joke, Sorting out Problems

What do you call a tooth in a glass?

A one molar solution.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

I could tell you that sodium hydroxide is a liquid out of solution.

But then that would be a lye.

Confucious say...

Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.

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The United Nations world-wide survey

The United Nations sent out a survey to all the nations in the different continents of the world.

The survey went like this:

"We want your honest opinion on how to find a solution to the food shortage in the rest of the world"

The survey of course, turned out to be a total and abject failure:

The People in western Europe didn't know what the word 'shortage' meant. The people in eastern Europe had no idea what the expression 'honest' was supposed to mean. In china no one knew what 'opinion' was. In Africa they didn't know what 'food' was. In the middle east no one could figure out what 'solution' was; and in america they had no idea what 'the rest of the world' meant.

Why did Adolf Hitler hate math class?

He didn't like showing his work; was only interested in the final solution.

You know why it's women and children first off of a sinking ship?

It's so that the men can have some peace and quiet to figure out a solution.

If you're not part of the solution...

You're part of the precipitate.

I really don't understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem.

Chemically speaking, it's a solution.

Solution joke, I really don't understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem.

A Physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician are all locked in separate burning buildings

The Physicist runs to a chalkboard, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, runs and finds that amount, puts out the fire, and survives.
The engineer pulls out a calculater, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, runs and finds 10 times that amount, puts out the fire, and survives.
The mathematician runs to a chalkbaord, calculates exactly how much water he will need to put out the fire, declares, "There IS a solution!", and then burns to death.

Drugs are not a solution!

Until you mix them with water

What is it called when Al Gore comes up with a solution to a problem?

An Al-Gore-ithm.

I'll see myself out.


There's a giant hole in town and everybody is falling in it and going to the hospital

The mayor holds a meeting and asks everyone to propose a solution.

Someone stand up and says: "We should put a cop next to the hole and whenever someone falls he'll call an ambulance."

Another person offers to put an ambulance next to the hole.

Someone else offers to build a hospital next to the hole.

At this point everybody starts arguing so the mayor shuts everybody up and says: "You are all stupid. We should close up the hole and dig another one next to the hospital."

What did Hitler call his records store?

The Vinyl Solution.

I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression.

Then I realized alcohol is a solution.

I don't think drinking Vodka is the solution to all of my problems...

But it's worth a shot.

The school counsellor told me that alcohol was never a solution.

I said that my chemistry teacher would disagree.

A statistician, a mathematician, and a biologist are standing outside a house.

They watch two people walk in. A couple hours later, they watch three people walk out.

The statistician considers the problem for a moment, then thinks to himself: "Oh, we must have miscounted."

The biologist, naturally, goes through a similar moment of introspection before deciding, "Ah, they must have reproduced!"

Meanwhile, the mathematician arrived at the solution almost immediately: "If one person goes back into the house, it will be completely empty!"

I think my optometrist is in love with me.

Every time I leave his office he hands me a bottle of contact solution and says "Eye care for you"

It turns out my high school Chemistry teacher was right....

Alcohol IS a solution.

Why are women and children evacuated first?

So we can think about a solution in silence.

A small town has a factory which produces coffee scented skin creme.

The trucks which transport the cream are causing so much traffic in the small town that the mayor holds a town hall meeting to find a solution. The residents eventually vote to move the cream by train.

So there was a local motion for mocha lotion locamotion.

Why are women and children evacuated first?

So we can figure out a solution in peace and quiet.

Wet phone solution.

Person 1: If you drop your phone into some water, fill a bag with rice and put the phone in the bag and sit it on the kitchen bench overnight.
During the night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your broken electronics.

Person 2: Dude, that's not how it works. They would eat the rice too.

When I was younger I thought drugs were going to be a much bigger problem.

Now I'm older, they seem like the only solution.

The School teacher sent home a note with her student..

The note reads, Your son is an obedient and bright student, but spends too much time talking to girls.

Mother sends a note back the following day, Please advise a solution. Father has the same problem.'

Vodka isn't a liquid.

It's a solution.

If you aren't part of the solution

Then you weren't properly dissolved.

Joke my physics teacher told us

A farmer has a bunch of chickens who aren't laying eggs. Puzzled, he enlists the help of a physicist to try and work out the problem. The physicist went away and did his calculations, then came back a week later.

'I have a solution to your problem, but...' the physicist said.

'But what?' Said the farmer.

'It only works for circular chickens in a vacuum.'

Why are women and children always the first ones to get evacuated on a emergency situation ?

So men may think on a solution in silence

One for the Mathematicians

Some engineers are trying to measure the height of a flagpole.
They only have a measuring tape, and they have not been able to slide the tape up the pole.

A mathematician asks what they are doing, and they explain.
The solution is easy, she says. She pulls the pole out of the ground, lays it down, and measures it.

After she leaves, one of the engineers says,
That is so typical! We tell a mathematician we need the height – and she gives us the length!

How many mulas till a solution?

One mula...
Two mula...
Three mula...
Formula.

I made this up. No one ever laughs. It must be my delivery.

Why are so many chemists addicted to alcohol?

Because they are sure alcohol is a solution.

What do alcoholics and chemists have in common?

They both view alcohol as a solution.

I'll see my self out......

Did you hear about the professor who could tell the acidity or baseness of a solution by dipping his genitals into it?

He had a PH D

The UN decided to do a worldwide survey...

The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge flop. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe, they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China, they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East, they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America, they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA, they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

According to Science

Alcohol is a solution.

To those who say "alcohol is not the solution":

Alcohol is a solvent. By definition, it's part of the solution.

Why do all german exchange students fail math?

Because nobody wants to see their final solution.

They say alcohol isnt the answer.

But chemistry says it is a solution.

Multiplying by zero is just suicide in math: you don't really get a solution, but the problem goes away.

Shower thoughts didn't like it, but maybe you will

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

The devil has started to get really self conscious about his receding hairline and is planning to take out his anger on the humans if he cant find a solution.....

There's going to be hell toupee

Ya know, if you believe in reincarnation, suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem

anyways, the hotline asked me not to come back

Why do women an children evacuate first in any disaster?

So men can think of a solution in silence.

A man buys a parrot but the only thing it does is insult the man...

After spending hours trying every possible solution to get it to shut up the man decides to put the parrot in the freezer. A few minutes pass and the parrot falls silent. Thinking he might of killed it the man opens the freezer and finds the parrot shivering but alive. S-s-sorry for i-i-i-insulting you s-sir. I p-p-promise I'll s-s-stop . The man takes the the parrot out of the freezer and after a few minutes the parrot shyly says i-if you don't mind m-me asking... w-what did the t-t-turkey do?

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence.

Do you know why women and children are always evacuated first in any emergency situation?

So that all the men can think and come up with a solution in peace and quiet.

Source: my dad (to me on International Women's Day)

Why do people with problems drink alcohol?

It's a solution

After some pressure from his family a man who is hard of hearing visits his doctor.

After a lengthy examination, the doctor identifies the problem and prescribes the solution. He takes it and the doctor tells him to come back in a week to check that everything is A-OK.

A week later he revisits. The doc announces, "You're hearing is perfect. Your family must be delighted."

He replies. "Oh, I haven't told them yet, I just sit around the house listening to them. So far I've changed my will three times."

My landlord yelled at me today because my heating bill is through the roof and that he's going to have to come over soon to discuss a solution.

I told him my door is always open.

I tried having my mother's phone disconnected, but customer service told me that since the account was in my dad's name, he'd have to be the one to put in the request.....

The fact that he'd been dead for 40 years didn't sway the rep. Then a solution hit me: If I stop paying the bill, you can turn off the service, right?

Well, yes, she said reluctantly. But that would ruin his credit.

I have found a solution my glasses fogging up from wearing a mask

I wear a monocle, they only fog up half as much.

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