The Best 6 Solstice Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Solstice jokes. There are some solstice spring jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these solstice winter solstice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Solstice Jokes and Puns

I'm going to a solstice party at my in-laws

It's going to be a long night

What's the best day to host a midget convention?

The Winter solstice. It's the shortest day of the year!

A man walks into a bar after the summer solstice and orders a quadruple vodka

The bartender asks, "Is everything alright?"

The man sighs and says, "It's been a long day."

Why are there no Muslim Eskimos?

Because when Ramadan comes during the Summer Solstice they all starve to death.

Well, tomorrow is gonna be a long day......

What with the summer solstice and all.....


It's a dark day in America today.

Literally. It's the winter solstice.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the solstice warmer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working solstice quadruple piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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