The Best 62 Solo Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Solo Jokes and Puns
My neighbor is so inconsiderate!
He came pounding on my front door at 4am.
Thankfully I was already awake practicing my drum solo, but very rude!
Have you heard about the music stores percussion sale?
Their prices can't be beat
Have you heard about their guitar sale?
The prices are solo
Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency?
Han Jobs
I discovered a Star Wars themed sex technique...
I call it the Hands Solo
Hear about Harrison Fords plane crash?
I guess he shouldn't have been.....
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Flying solo.
Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
I'm a fan of Star Wars.
So at lunch I saved my pork for last so I could have Ham Solo.
Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?
... because the prices were Solo
The Millenium Falcon is taking off...
Han Solo asks C3PO to give him a countdown, and C3PO says..
"10....8.....6.....4"
Han interrupts him and asks what the heck he's doing.
C3 says "You told me to never tell you the odds"
What's the loneliest drink?
I dunno but its in a solo cup.
After Luke Skywalker found out Princess Leia was his sister...
He became best friends with hand solo.
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I hate all 1970's female solo artists
What a bunch of pre-madonnas
Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?
Because his whole life he's Ben Solo
Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?
Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.
What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?
He Ran Solo...
How does Kylo Ren celebrate Father's Day?
Solo
[Dirty] How does Leia spend Father's Day?
Riding Solo
In a way, Han Solo was a bit like a modern Icarus.
They both got too close to the son.
Why does Kylo Ren never get girls?
Because for most of his life he's Ben Solo
Why did Boba Fett work alone?
Because he was hunting Solo.
What do you call a woman who's good at both cheese-making and singing?
Medusa - she does a killer gorgon solo.
Did you hear Han Solo will be running next years London Marathon?
He says he reckons he'll be able to finish in less than 26 miles
How does Kylo Ren spend Father's Day?
Solo.
My sex life is just like star wars:
Its either Han Solo,
or i have to use the force.
Ill be spending this Valentines day like Han.
Solo.
The 2018 STAR WARS movie isn't part of a trilogy...
...it's a Solo film
Kylo Ren: I've always hated being an only child
Han: You're not an only child. You're a Solo child.
Yodas Logic
Han Solo: Yoda are we going the right way?
Yoda: Offcourse we are
What do you call flying solo in the mile high club?
A Hijacking.
Watching Solo die was my favorite part of The Force Awakens....
Han's down.
"I do." "I know."
The priest cleared his throat disapprovingly:
"Mister Solo, you need to say the words so we can end the ceremony."
How does Han Solo like his is Tauntaun steaks?
Chewie and Luke-warm
What do you call masturbation in the Star Wars universe?
A hand solo
Rey: It's not to late Kylo, come with me.
Kylo: Sorry Rey, but I've always Ben Solo
Why is Kylo Ren always so angry?
Because he's Ben Solo all his life.
Disney really gets the Star Wars fanbase...
After 3 movies, our expectations are now Solo...
Did you see Kylo Ren at his recital?
I heard he killed the solo.
Wow, they finally made a movie about my sex life!
Solo.
What is Chewbacca's least favorite font?
Sans Solo.
What's a Star Wars fan's favorite sex position?
Hand Solo
What do you get when you perform a bad vocal solo to a crowd of mosquitoes?
Malaria.
Han Solo ordered a steak in the shape of a Wookie.
He sent it back to the kitchen because it was a little chewy.
Why is Kylo Ren always so angry?
He's Ben Solo too long.
Why did Princess Leia refuse a threesome ?
Because she preferred Han SOLO.
All of my sexual escapades are like a big budget Star Wars movie
Solo
What is it called when Kylo Ren masturbates?
A Ben Solo.
What's Princess Leia's favourite song?
Riding solo - Jason Derulo
The longest drum solo.
Was 5 hours and 23 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on United Flight LY51 From Newark to Los Angeles.
Longest Drum Solo
The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 25 minutes and it was performed by a child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.
The world record for a drum solo is 10 hours and 17 minutes.
It's held by the kid who sat behind me on American Airlines flight 86 from DFW to Paris.
Han Solo didn't like his steak…
… because it was Chewy.
Steve Winwood began his solo career in 1977.
He would have started sooner, but he was stuck in traffic.
Plot twist, Kylo Ren is not an only child
He's a Solo child
Your call is very important to us.
So please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo.
Why did Han Solo call Chewbacca a noob?
He made a Wookiee mistake
Dexter Holland wasn't always lead singer of the Offspring
Long ago he was in the seafood industry. He had a job shucking oysters for a restaurant. Anyway, one day he sees an ad for a competition in oyster shucking, but it is a team challenge. He shows up solo, and knows he won't be let in. His confidence is low at this point, but he still signs up. The attendant notices he only writes down one name, and asks why, to which Dexter replies:
"I'm just a shucker with no shellfish team"
How did the captain of the Millennium Falcon satisfy himself before he met Leia?
With his Hans, Solo
Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner?
It was Chewie.
Why did Han Solo become a vegetarian?
Because the last steak he ate was really Chewy.
Who plays Han Solo in the Norwegian version of Star Wars?
Harrison Fjord!
Who played Han Solo in the Norwegian dub of Star Wars?
Harrisen Fjord
I dreamt that I was performing a flute solo in my underwear.
I was the flute of the room, in my fruit of the loom.
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