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There is an abundance of cello jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 60 funniest jokes on solo. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any han witze you can hear about solo.
Because his whole life he's Ben Solo
Because for most of his life he's Ben Solo
Han Solo: Yoda are we going the right way?
Yoda: Offcourse we are
Han Solo asks C3PO to give him a countdown, and C3PO says..
"10....8.....6.....4"
Han interrupts him and asks what the heck he's doing.
C3 says "You told me to never tell you the odds"
A Hijacking.
Because he was hunting Solo.
Han: You're not an only child. You're a Solo child.
Solo
Its either Han Solo,
or i have to use the force.
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.
I dunno but its in a solo cup.
I heard he killed the solo.
Kylo: Sorry Rey, but I've always Ben Solo
Carmen is invited to a party, and decides to go solo. Once there, she quickly discovers she doesn't know anyone, and moves to the bar to grab a drink. Scoping out the partiers in the hopes of finding someone she knows, she spots a good looking young man in the corner, also all alone. She approaches him and introduces herself. "Hi, I'm Carmen".
"What a beautiful name," he says. "Is that a family name?"
"No, it's simply the combination of the two things I like most," she say, "Cars and men. Carmen. What's your name?"
And he says "Well, if that's the case, my name is BJ. BJ Titsengolf."
A man is flying solo in a hot air balloon and he discovers that he is lost. He lowers altitude until he can see a guy walking through a field.
He says to the guy, "Hey, where am I"?
The guy replies, "You are in a hot air balloon about 8 feet above farmer Jack's field."
The balloon guy says, "You must be an engineer. Because you correctly answered my question but it was completely unhelpful for my situation.
The guy on the ground says, "You are right I am an engineer. And you must be a manager. Because I gave you exactly the information that you asked for and yet somehow I am now to blame for your negligent situation."
He sent it back to the kitchen because it was a little chewy.
I guess he shouldn't have been.....
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Flying solo.
Han's down.
Solo.
A couple goes to see a marriage counselor. They say their marriage is on the rocks because they never speak to each other.
The counselor tries to get them to talk, but they just sit there with their arms folded and their mouths closed. He tries playing games. He tries tricking them. Nothing he can do can get them to talk to each other.
Finally, he pulls out an electric bass and starts playing a solo.
Instantly, the couple turns to each other and starts conversing for the first time in months.
How on earth did you know that would work? they ask.
Simple, he says, Everyone always talks during the bass solo.
A Ben Solo.
Hand Solo
What a bunch of pre-madonnas
Riding solo - Jason Derulo
I was solo and decided just to get partnered up at the Club house. After a little bit I was partnered with this fairly lovely lady. We went out playing and started chatting it up. We were laughing and talking and finding out we have a lot in common. though all the fun though we were not actually playing very well. By the time we got to the 18th hole we both had pretty difficult putts ( I was 25 feet on a bad lie and she was slightly closer on the same lie )
I had been enjoying my time with her so much I made her a deal. I told her if I made the putt I would take her out to dinner ( if she didn't mind ) at one of the best restaurants on the island. I lined up and hit the ball after a tense moment the ball passed the cup but stopped and rolled back dropping in.
I guess she didn't want to be out done, so she turns to me and says. " If I make this putt, after dinner I will invite you back to my place for drinks. We can relax in my hot tub and drink Champagne and see what happens from there, but only if I make this putt."
Hearing her proposal I quickly walk up to her and ask her to let me help her line up the putt. She agrees. So I walk up to her ball bending down and pick it up, then handing it back to her. She looks at me and asks me what am I doing? I look back at her with a straight face and tell her " That's a gimmie if I ever saw one "
Chewie and Luke-warm
He says he reckons he'll be able to finish in less than 26 miles
Riding Solo
He sits down, pint for him, shandy for the dog. The bar man asks him "So fella, what ya been up to recently?"
"Skydiving" said the blind man.
"Skydiving?!" said the barman astonished "How long have you been doing that now?"
"A few months now, did my first solo jump there last weekend."
"That's amazing." said the barman still astonished, "Tell me this though, how do you know you're getting near the ground?"
"Oh that's easy." says the blind man. "I wait for the dog's lead to go slack."
He became best friends with hand solo.
...it's a Solo film
I call it the Hands Solo
Solo.
A hand solo
And during the pre-flight check, he pulled out the emergency kit and opened it. Inside he found just a single deck of cards and nothing else.
Turning to the old grizzled flying vet, he asks "Hey bud, sorry to seem concerned but why does the emergency kit only contain a deck of cards?"
The vet laugh heartily at the question. He answers "That's all you'll ever need here in the wild!"
Confused and growing concerned, the pilot asks "Don't....don't we need a gun, matches, fire starter, bullets and water to survive?"
The vet looks at him as replies "No man. If you ever crash, just pull out the deck of cards and start playing solitaire. Eventually someone will show up and tell you that you're playing it wrong."
Solo.
Because she preferred Han SOLO.
Solo
Medusa - she does a killer gorgon solo.
Because he's Ben Solo all his life.
He came pounding on my front door at 4am.
Thankfully I was already awake practicing my drum solo, but very rude!
So at lunch I saved my pork for last so I could have Ham Solo.
... because the prices were Solo
The priest cleared his throat disapprovingly:
"Mister Solo, you need to say the words so we can end the ceremony."
They both got too close to the son.
Their prices can't be beat
Have you heard about their guitar sale?
The prices are solo
Sans Solo.
He Ran Solo...
He's Ben Solo too long.
Han Jobs
Malaria.
After 3 movies, our expectations are now Solo...
Golfer decides to have a drink after a solo round of golf and heads in to the clubhouse.
Golfer [panting]: I'm spent. I just played 18 holes.
Gay bartender: Amateur.
While doing a lab experiment I was listening to music by a band who's bassist was a known drug abuser. During his solo, I slipped on some spilled vinegar & lost my grip on a beaker full of sodium hydroxide.
Looks like while he was tripping on acid dropping the bass, I was tripping on acid dropping the base
To get away from the oboe solo.
" May divorce be with you "
Because he was busy riding Solo
Hand Solo.
Wow, it's so expensive to bore me.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.