Solo Jokes

Funniest Solo Short Jokes

Short solo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The solo humour may include short solitary jokes also.

1. Kylo Ren: I've always hated being an only child Han: You're not an only child. You're a Solo child.
2. Han Solo's diet mainly consists of protein and fat... But he allows himself one carb a night.
3. As the plane took off, the pilot turned to the co-pilot and said, Have you ever flown solo? Co-pilot: No. Typically I fly much higher than this.
4. Longest Drum Solo The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 25 minutes and it was performed by a child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.
5. The longest drum solo. Was 5 hours and 23 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on United Flight LY51 From Newark to Los Angeles.
6. Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends? Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.
7. Han Solo ordered a steak in the shape of a Wookie. He sent it back to the kitchen because it was a little chewy.
8. What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"? They were really Chewie!
9. I hate all 1970's female solo artists What a bunch of pre-madonnas
10. What's Princess Leia's favourite song? Riding solo - Jason Derulo

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Solo One Liners

Which solo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with solo? I can suggest the ones about solely and lone.

1. Why does Kylo Ren have no friends? Because his whole life he's Ben Solo
2. Why does Kylo Ren never get girls? Because for most of his life he's Ben Solo
3. Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
4. Yodas Logic Han Solo: Yoda are we going the right way?
   Yoda: Offcourse we are
5. What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.
6. Why did Boba Fett work alone? Because he was hunting Solo.
7. Who plays Han Solo in the norwegian version of Star Wars? Harrison Fjord!
8. How does Kylo Ren celebrate Father's Day? Solo
9. What's the loneliest drink? I dunno but its in a solo cup.
10. Did you see Kylo Ren at his recital? I heard he killed the solo.
11. Rey: It's not to late Kylo, come with me. Kylo: Sorry Rey, but I've always Ben Solo
12. Watching Solo die was my favorite part of The Force Awakens.... Han's down.
13. How does Kylo Ren spend Father's Day? Solo.
14. Why did Han Solo call Chewbacca a noob? He made a Wookiee mistake
15. What is it called when Kylo Ren masturbates? A Ben Solo.

Hans Solo Jokes

Here is a list of funny hans solo jokes and even better hans solo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How does Han Solo like his is Tauntaun steaks? Chewie and Luke-warm
• Did you hear Han Solo will be running next years London Marathon? He says he reckons he'll be able to finish in less than 26 miles
• Casinos make a lot of money from Han Solo They never tell him the odds
• Ill be spending this valentines day like Han. Solo.
• What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding? May divorce be with you
• Han Solo didn't like his steak… … because it was Chewy.
• What's Han Solo's favorite gum? Big League Chewie
• why does Han Solo like gum so much? Because it's chewy
• Why did Han Solo become a vegetarian? Because the last steak he ate was really Chewy.
• Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.? ... because the prices were Solo

Han Solo Jokes

Here is a list of funny han solo jokes and even better han solo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does Han Solo hate most? Sub-parsecs.
• What did Han Solo's last name change too after he married Leia? Han Duet.
• In a way, Han Solo was a bit like a modern Icarus. They both got too close to the son.
• What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon? He Ran Solo...
• How did the captain of the Millennium Falcon satisfy himself before he met Leia? With his Hans, Solo
• Who is Han Solo's favorite rapper? Tupacca
• Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency? Han Jobs
• Who played Han Solo in the Norwegian dub of Star Wars? Harrisen Fjord
• What song does Han Solo play when he flies away from Cloud City? Bailando
• What did Han Solo say to Princess Leia towards the end of their first date? You're all clear, kid, now let's *blow* this thing and go home!

Drum Solo Jokes

Here is a list of funny drum solo jokes and even better drum solo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My neighbor is so inconsiderate! He came pounding on my front door at 4am.
  Thankfully I was already awake practicing my drum solo, but very rude!
• The world record for a drum solo is 10 hours and 17 minutes. It's held by the kid who sat behind me on American Airlines flight 86 from DFW to Paris.
• You know what the worst part about Don't Stop Believing is? Without even having to hear it, it hits you like a ***MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE***! \****DRUM SOLO\****

Bass Solo Jokes

Here is a list of funny bass solo jokes and even better bass solo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Bass Solo... that's it...
• What do a bass guitar solo and peeing your pants have in common? It's quiet and embarrassing.

Cheerful Solo Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

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