The Best 6 Solitary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Solitary jokes. There are some solitary hermit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these solitary desolate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Solitary Jokes and Puns

A man got lost on a camping trip

A man got lost on a camping trip. Rescuers scoured the wilderness until a medical emergency team finally spotted a solitary figure across a wide chasm.

Charlie Smith, someone shouted, is that you?

Yes, it is, came the reply. Who are you?

We're from the Red Cross.

I gave at the office! Charlie shouted back.

Three statisticians go out hunting together...

After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and ends up shooting too far to the left of the rabbit. The second aims, misses, and shoots too far to the right. The third shouts out "We got him!"

"I think solitary confinement is a luxury," said my friend, "don't you?"

"You're on your own there," I replied.

Solitary joke, "I think solitary confinement is a luxury," said my friend, "don't you?"

Did you hear about the solitary T shirt printer?

He's going to dye alone

On a faraway island lived a solitary genius

On a tribal island, far far away from here, lived a man called Cong Clu. Mr. Clu was a physicist, and had lately taken a liking to particle physics.

His research, however, was disturbed quite a lot, by the strong magnetic flow from the ferrous rocks, that the island was made up of, and in the end he had to give up..

It simply proved too hard to draw Cong Clu's Ions from the experiments.


Solitary Theoretical Physicist Proves Solipsistic Reality...

Unfortunately, he won't publish his research because he doesn't trust peer review.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the solitary singular jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working solitary penitentiary piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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