Great Solitaire Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
Recreational tampons...
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while in the joint. On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and said that was going to paint anything he could. Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire..." The third convict was sitting quietly aside when the other two took notice of him and asked, "What did you bring?" The guy pulled out a box of tampons, smiled. and said, "I brought these." The other two were puzzled and asked, "Why did you bring those things?" He grinned and pointed to the box and said;
"Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."
Insanity defined
The definition of insanity is when you're cheating at solitaire and a fight breaks out.
Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually.
It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire.
If you are ever lost in the woods...
Just start playing a game of solitaire and someone will appear behind you with guidance on your next move.
What did the police do to the guy who murdered someone with a deck of cards?
They put him in solitaire confinement.
What did they do with the Crazy 8's?
They put it in Solitaire confinement.
I played cards by myself in prison...
It was solitaire confinement.
I was playing a game of solitaire, but I only had a pack of Tarot cards
I actually won, but 4 people died
When I play solitaire...
I'm the best in the room!
I was trying to put a team together for a game of solitaire. My wife caught wind of it and berated me in front of all my friends...
...but two can play at that game...
What do you call a clown that praises the sun?
Solitaire.
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