Solipsist Jokes

What are some Solipsist jokes?

Is it solipsistic in here?

Or is it just me?

Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?

*noun
the view or theory that the self is all that can be known to exist.*

So Rene points to Gorgias in the schoolyard and says, "you're a stupid solipsist...".

...and Gorgias says, "I know you are but what I am."

There is no bar.

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says: "Why the long face?"

Horse says: "I'm a solipsist."

The bartender doesn't understand because he is a horse. Horses can't talk.

Why did the solipsist go to see a therapist?

Because he realized that all his life, he had been talking to himself.

A solipsist posts on a forum

In his thread, he asks, "Anyone else out there a solipsist?"
After a day of no replies
He thinks to himself, "I guess it's just me!"

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