The Best 6 Solider Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Solider jokes. There are some solider russia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these solider soldier puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Solider Jokes and Puns

American scientists made a clocks ...

that goes forward a second if someone swears near it.
So for testing they put them in army barracks of England, France and Russia. After a while they go and check on clocks.
In England clock is 2 second forward. In France clock is 30 seconds forward. They now visit Russia and see that clock is missing.
They ask nearby solider :"What happened to the clock?".
Solider replies : "We didn't need that fan in here."

The president visits a military base

He asks a solider stationed there what vehicles he's looking at. The Solider replies "Tanks Obama"

It wasn't a big deal when the solider got an STI

It was an honorable discharge.

Why were the first soliders ready to enter a battle in the American Revolution so bad in bed?

They were all minutemen.

My Grandmother dropped her handkerchief in front of a solider on main street; Four weeks later they were married.

And that guy was banging her long before my grandfather joined the picture


Why couldn't the WW1 solider be convinced to stop looking up ladies skirts?

Because he had an entrenched view

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the solider marines jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working solider army piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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