Solid Liquid Gas Jokes

Funniest Solid Liquid Gas Short Jokes

Short solid liquid gas jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The solid liquid gas humour may include short liquid solid jokes also.

1. President Biden has announced water is now only legal in three states. Solid, liquid and gas.
2. A police officer arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states Solid, liquid and gas
3. There are 5 Types of Matter... Gas
   Solid
   Liquid
   Plasma
   and most importantly
   Black Lives
4. Scientists say there are now 4 confirmed states of matter Solid matter
   Liquid matter
   Gas matter
   and most recently...
   Black Lives matter
5. The first three states of matter are liquid, solid, and gas. What are four and five? Nine.
6. What is Metal Gear's Snake's secret? There's a Solid, Liquid, and Solidus Snake. It seems they all passed gas.
7. Now that Gay Marriage is legal in all states I can finally get married as a solid, liquid, or gas.
8. What did the solid say to the liquid and the gas? Actually, never mind... It doesn't matter.
9. Why did the liquid, solid, and gas disagree on the age of consent? it varies from state to state.
10. The Six States of Matter Solid
    Liquid
    Gas
    Plasma
    Bose-Einstein Condensate
    Black Lives

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Solid Liquid Gas One Liners

Which solid liquid gas one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with solid liquid gas? I can suggest the ones about liquid and states of matter.

1. There are four states of matter. Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives.
2. If I'm not a solid, a liquid, or a gas, does that mean... ...I don't matter?
3. What has gas, liquid and solids on it at the same time? Uranus.
4. What do you call a suspension of solid or liquid particles in laughing gas? Aerolols.
5. Physics student asks to go to bathroom Professor asks "Liquid, Solid or Gas"
6. I'm a scientist I'm always trying to guess if it's solid, liquid or gas. When I f**....

Solid Liquid Gas Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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