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6 solicitor jokes and hilarious solicitor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about solicitor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


Cheeky Solicitor Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What is a good solicitor joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I get a lot of solicitors at my house, salespeople, charity seekers, Jehovah's Witnesses, I've seen them all. But today I got someone at my door asking if I eat enough vegetables

I wasn't expecting some sort of spinach inquisition!

Maurice and Sadie were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary by having a meal at a restaurant with their friends.

Maurice looked unhappy, so his best friend Michael, a solicitor, asked him what was wrong.
"Do you remember on our fifth anniversary I asked you what would happen if I murdered Sadie?"
"Yes," answered Michael, "I said you would get twenty years in jail."
"Well," said Maurice, "I would have been a free man tonight."

A family gather round the death bed of grandad, his solicitor arrives as the man is able to read out his will:

'To my daughter, I leave my Kensington properties says grandad'
'To my son, I leave my Richmond properties'
'Finally, as I have the most properties in Windsor and Ascot, I leave these for the grandchildren'
The solicitor turns to the grandmother and quietly whispers 'My god, I never knew your husband had amassed such wealth'
'Wealth!' Shouts out the grandmother 'These are his window cleaning routes'

What's the difference between a h**... and a solicitor?

A h**... will stop trying to screw you once you''re dead.

Lawyers and Prostitutes

If a solicitor engages in solicitation and a p**... engages in prostitution, then why do prostitutes get booked for solicitation and solicitors get paid to screw people?

A solicitor walks up to a car

...and says,
"Good afternoon, have you heard the news? There is a tragedy happening. Terrorists kidnapped our President Donald Trump. If they don't receive $100 million in ten hours, they say they will soak Trump in gasoline and set him on fire! And that's why I and others are going around and asking people to donate what they can. Would you like to make a contribution?"
The driver responds,
"Okay, you can take a gallon."

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