The Best 9 Solicit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Solicit jokes. There are some solicit quack jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these solicit resell puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Solicit Jokes and Puns

Was solicited by a charity to donate my used clothing to starving people around the world. I said No Way!!

Anyone that could fit into my clothing, is NOT starving!!

Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors?

They're up all night to get Lockheed.

I solicited a prostitute the other night. NSFW

She said, "hey handsome. It's $20 an inch, and if it's over ten, it's free."

Best 40 bucks I ever spent.

Did you hear about the woman who tried to solicit sex for spaghetti?

She got charged with Pastatution

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story on people who solicit teenagers for sex. If you have anything you'd like to add to this conversation, go ahead. Otherwise you're free to go.

Yeah, actually, if you could vote for me in the Alabama senate race that would be awesome.

A solicitor walks up to a car

...and says,

"Good afternoon, have you heard the news? There is a tragedy happening. Terrorists kidnapped our President Donald Trump. If they don't receive $100 million in ten hours, they say they will soak Trump in gasoline and set him on fire! And that's why I and others are going around and asking people to donate what they can. Would you like to make a contribution?"

The driver responds,

"Okay, you can take a gallon."


Is a lady barrister without her briefs a solicitor?

Why shouldn't your solicit a prostitute with Parkinson's?

It makes for a shaky proposition.

A woman decides to solicit sexual favors...

But since asking for money is illegal she decided to ask simply for a spaghetti dinner.

After several years of successful work she was caught in a police sting and charged with pastatution

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the solicit herbiwhore jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working solicit seek piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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