The Best 19 Solely Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Solely jokes. There are some solely royalties jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these solely believers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Solely Jokes and Puns
A horse walks into a bar...
"Why the long face?" asks the bartender...
The horse replies, "I can no longer make ends meet based solely on the royalties from Sex in the City."
I'm starting a business....
I'm gonna do math tutoring, but solely for midgets. I'm calling it Making The Little Things Count.
I wanted to start a line of men's shirts made solely out of vegetables.
But it doesn't seem that many guys are interested in Crop Tops.
What's the difference between a politician and an actor?
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
Due to the recent relaxation of laws in Saudi Arabia,
a new chain of fast food restaurants are opening up which are run solely by women.
It's called Burka King.
Misc religion based puns
What do you call a horse who doesn't believe in God?
Hay-thiest
What do you call a pig who believes in the old gods?
A pag-ham.
What do you call a practitioner of Hinduism who solely worships in the morning?
A Hin-dew.
What do you call a caveman unsure it he believes in tools or not?
Ag-no-stick.
Men who are liked by girls, solely because of their bank balance...
....should be called Cashanovas
Adolph Hitler had a stamp on his desk
It was solely used to RSVP for meetings. The picture resembled a dolphin breaching water. Historians now believe the message was to mean Adolph in.
Every husband is a farmer by default..
his survival solely depends on "Agree"culture
First game using solely IPv6 for multiplayer
Half-Life 3
Did you hear the one about the man who became drunk solely off screwdrivers?
He didn't get hammered. He was screwed.
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I believe god created the earth solely to amuse himself.
I am a Recreationist.
Every Husband is a farmer by default.
His survival solely depends on "agree"culture...
"Agree"culture increases the GDP (Gross Domestic Peace).
Not my original. Just heard at a party recently. :)
in the wake of the pandemic and failing ratings, AMC's The Walking Dead has changed it's format.
it will now be a reality show shot solely inside America's nursing homes.
The Gardai in Ireland are worried about diversity and are setting up a division consisting solely of black people.
They're called 'The Blaggards'
Archeologists discovered an ancient Egyptian tomb that was dedicated solely to women.
At least that's what they concluded as it was full of Mummys.
My friend is a CEO of a rather large corporation. He tells me he hired his account based solely on her looks, but is generally awful at her job.
It's the THOT that counts.
There should be a pageant for minor criminals where it's based solely on their demeanor, not looks.
Whoever wins will be crowned Miss Demeanor 2018.
Why did the preacher build a new church?
Solely for the profit!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the solely greatness jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working solely symbolic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.