Sole Survivor Jokes
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Firefighters recovered just the bottom of one shoe after the shoe factory burned down
It was the sole survivor.
Breaking News! Ursula the Sea Witch has taken over and destroyed the local shoe factory. There were no survivors.
Those poor unfortunate soles.
The shoe factory burned down today. Sadly, there were no survivors.
Rest In Peace all those poor soles.
Juliane Koepcke was the sole survivor, when her plane crashed in the amazon
Guess they should have made the whole plane out of her
Edit on the shoe factory fire. One person is still alive.
They were the sole survivor
Yo mama is so fat
That when Thanos snapped even he disappeared and she was the sole survivor
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle.
They made it to an uninhabited island.
Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing.
Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing.
Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
What's less fair than being the sole survivor of a nuclear attack?
Losing your glasses.
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