The Best 7 Sole Survivor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sole Survivor jokes. There are some sole survivor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sole survivor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sole Survivor Jokes and Puns

Firefighters recovered just the bottom of one shoe after the shoe factory burned down

It was the sole survivor.

Breaking News! Ursula the Sea Witch has taken over and destroyed the local shoe factory. There were no survivors.

Those poor unfortunate soles.

The shoe factory burned down today. Sadly, there were no survivors.

Rest In Peace all those poor soles.

Juliane Koepcke was the sole survivor, when her plane crashed in the amazon

Guess they should have made the whole plane out of her

Edit on the shoe factory fire. One person is still alive.

They were the sole survivor


Yo mama is so fat

That when Thanos snapped even he disappeared and she was the sole survivor

Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle.

They made it to an uninhabited island.

Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing.

Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing.

Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sole survivor jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sole survivor piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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