Sole Jokes

110 sole jokes and hilarious sole puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sole that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for some hilarious sole jokes? Whether it is a pun involving a shoemaker or a joke involving a dover sole or toe, this article has tons of laugh-worthy sole jokes you won't be able to resist. Read on to get your sole-powered laughter on!

Funniest Sole Short Jokes

Short sole jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sole humour may include short heel jokes also.

  1. I'm starting a business.... I'm gonna do math tutoring, but solely for midgets. I'm calling it Making The Little Things Count.
  2. A sole and a flounder are swimming in the ocean when they bump into each other. The sole says, "A flounder!" The flounder, to be polite, says nothing.
  3. Why don't foot fetishists like redheads? Because they don't have soles.

    ^(My bf told me to put this here.)
  4. I wanted to start a line of men's shirts made solely out of vegetables. But it doesn't seem that many guys are interested in Crop Tops.
  5. The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes. You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole.
  6. I used to feel guilty about getting rid of old shoes until I realised they were going to a better place. It turns out that shoes have soles.
  7. Why do they sell shoes in pairs? Because they're sole-mates.
    (I made this joke up about a week ago and figured I'd tell it on non-peak hours so I don't get upvoted enough to quit my day job)...
  8. A man takes his shoe off in church... Man 1: *takes off shoe and starts peering inside of it*
    Man 2: "What the problem?"
    Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "
  9. What's the difference between a politician and an actor? One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
  10. Due to the recent relaxation of laws in Saudi Arabia, a new chain of fast food restaurants are opening up which are run solely by women.
    It's called Burka King.

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Sole One Liners

Which sole one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sole? I can suggest the ones about sons and elves.

  1. why do buddhists walk around barefoot its good for the sole
  2. Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory? Hundreds of soles were lost
  3. Yesterday, there was a fire in a shoe factory. Hundreds of soles were lost.
  4. Did you hear about the shoe factory that exploded? Many soles were lost...
  5. What happened when the shoe factory burned down? 500 soles were lost.
  6. My cousin's shoe store burned down yesterday There were so many lost soles.
  7. There was a devastating fire in my shoe shop. So many lost Soles.
  8. I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.
  9. There was a tragic fire at a Nike factory recently... 800 soles were lost.
  10. Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!
  11. Why did the Satanic cults' feet hurt? They sold their soles to the devil.
  12. I just heard the inventor of autocorrect died... ...may his sole restaurant in pieces.
  13. What did Kanye do after getting dropped by Adidas? Some Sole searching
  14. What did the Grim Reaper say when he walked into a shoe shop? I've come for your soles!
  15. Why does good footwear go to heaven? Because they have soles.

Shoe Sole Jokes

Here is a list of funny shoe sole jokes and even better shoe sole puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My brother and I are partners in a shoe business but we decided to split the business Now I am the sole proprietor.
  • I once burnt down a shoe factory I feel awful when I think of the soles lost
  • Which two fish you need to make a shoe? Sole and eel.
  • What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes? Your sole is mine!
  • Beware of Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes. The devil might steal your sole.
  • The old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner. There still were strings attached.
  • Firefighters recovered just the bottom of one shoe after the shoe factory burned down It was the sole survivor.
  • I just quit my job working in a shoe factory It was sole destroying
  • I bought a pair of shoes from a ginger. I have no idea why he sold them to me, they have no soles.
  • Why do shoes come in pairs? Because they're sole mates

Sole Survivor Jokes

Here is a list of funny sole survivor jokes and even better sole survivor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Breaking News! Ursula the Sea Witch has taken over and destroyed the local shoe factory. There were no survivors. Those poor unfortunate soles.
  • The shoe factory burned down today. Sadly, there were no survivors. Rest In Peace all those poor soles.
  • Juliane Koepcke was the sole survivor, when her plane crashed in the amazon Guess they should have made the whole plane out of her
  • Edit on the shoe factory fire. One person is still alive. They were the sole survivor
  • Yo mama is so fat That when Thanos snapped even he disappeared and she was the sole survivor
  • What's less fair than being the sole survivor of a nuclear attack? Losing your glasses.
Sole joke, What's less fair than being the sole survivor of a nuclear attack?

Samoan Sole Jokes

Here is a list of funny samoan sole jokes and even better samoan sole puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a Samoan that's never on time? Sole...T
Sole joke, What do you call a Samoan that's never on time?

Hilarious Fun Sole Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about sole you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean elope jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sole pranks.

That's the last time Shang Tsung accompanies my family to the fish restaurant....

He spent all night trying to steal my brother's sole!

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

It was her sole comfort.

What do you call a guy that overeats for the sole purpose of getting stomachaches?

A glutton for punishment.

I used to work in a shoe re-cycling factory

it was sole destroying.
This was a reply from a friend when I told him the "minor details" joke :p

My local cobbler broke the bottom of my shoes tryng to fix them...

I guess that is his sole responsibility.

A dyslexic was tired of his boring life

So, he sold his sole to Santa.

Fisherman got jokes...

A little fish humor for everyone.
"Did you do that on Porpoise? Or just for the Halibut?"
"Oh my Cod, save my Sole!"
"You s**..., that smelt, so get your bass out of here!"

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

When I worked at the shoe store...

I was the sole employee.

A Monk went into a shoe store...

He was doing some Sole Searching.

How do you know an accident victim is dead when their shoe falls off?

You can see the sole leave their body.

Confucius say...

Man who walks everyday barefoot will have a tough sole

Why did James Brown return his shoes to the store?

They had no sole.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Why did the gingers shoe break

Because it had no sole.

Missing socks

When you lose a sock in the wash or laundry hamper, the one that's left becomes more human than you know.
It's looking for its sole mate.

God is a sock

He saves your sole

My sole task as an elevator boy is pushing b**....

It's just depressing.

In the latest federal North Korean election, Kim Jung Un won 100% of the vote.

A landslide victory against his sole competitor: "*Or else*".

I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again.

I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

I tripped, and my buddy and I strangely interlocked toes.

We're sole mates now.

The little old woman who lived in a shoe...

...wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome...

I would employ lots of woman whose sole job will be to call me handsome.

My wife says if we get 1000 upvotes we can have s**... in the m**... for the sole purpose of procreation

2000 and she'll let me do it with the lights on

Your so ugly

The ai who's sole purpose was to love you rebelled against its programming.

I found a new passion yesterday pairing socks.

I guess I just enjoy bringing sole mates together.

What's the last thing a spider sees before you step on it?

Your sole.

What was the romantic with a f**... looking for?

a sole mate

As a tickle fetishist...

...being tickled is my *sole* purpose.

Why do the Mexican homies on the States always have one shoe lace untied?

Because in the sole of their shoes it says Taiwan

I bought some shoes from a ginger

Unfortunately they had no sole...

You know the joke about the guy who buys his shoes from his drug dealer?

I wonder why he chose that dude to be his sole supplier.

I wanted spiritual guidance but all she did was stare at my feet.

She was trying to read my sole.

Why was the fisherman upset with his new property?

After selling his sole for a small plaice perched by the sea (something to the tuna 500 square feet), he found something fishy within contract and realised he cod do better if he weren't such a cheap-skate.

Made pact with the Devil

I sold him my sole.

Why did the poorly made shoe go to confession?

Because it had a bad sole

My shoe died recently.

May it's sole rest in peace.

Why was the Australian that lost his shoes so depressed

He couldn't find his sole, mate.

Why was the fishmonger burned at the stake?

Because he sold his sole to the Devil.

How do you turn a shoe into a Ginger?

You take away it's sole!

Last night I saw a d**... eating the bottom of my shoe.

When I asked him why he looked at me saying, "I am eating your sole"

I buy all of my fish from one store...'s my sole provider.

Today, I picked up my first pair of running shoes.

May God have mercy on my Sole.

How do shoes find love?

They find their sole mate. (#s)

If you had a hole in your shoe...

It would be the window to your sole.

What happens when a shoe dies?

It's sole goes to heaven

Why did the ginger person go into the shoe shop?

For a sole

Why did the Ginger's foot get blistered?

He had no sole

Person who created 'Autocorrect' died.....

May his sole restaurant in peas..

I asked Satan to fix my shoe the other day.

But he took my sole in return.

Turns out my friend bought the exact same shoes as me

I guess you could say we're sole sisters

Nike names the first Kaepernick shoe...

The Kneel Armstrong - inscription on the sole (to be viewed while kneeling of course), that's one small kneel for man, one giant kneel for mankind .

What's the difference between a women getting out of church and a women getting out of the tub?

The one getting out of church has hope in her sole

Puma has created a smart shoe that ties itself via an app on your phone.

Clever idea, but I feel devices like these lack sole.

A girl won't date me because she'd be taller than me when she wears heels

It's her sole reason.

My parents didn't vaccinate their kids.

Fortunately, I was adopted by them and it helped me to become their sole heir.

Did you hear about the foot that got ran over?

God rest his sole

Batman has retired and now runs a small shoe repair shop.

They call him the Dark Knight of the Sole.

The Court has decided Elon Musk will be Granted Sole Custody of Child X Æ A-12 After Divorce from Wife Grimes

Since he filed for and was awarded the patent back in March of 2019

Finally got my daughter to admit I can make good dad jokes... occasionally.

My 10 year old was putting away her laundry, and I noticed that she had a large pile of unfolded socks. I asked her why she hadn't put them away yet, and she said, "I can't because these are all single."
I said, "I know why they are single. They haven't found their sole mates yet."
She literally snorted, and told me that I finally made a good one.

What happened after a tornado hit the shoe store?

After weeks of Sole Searching it finally reopened.

Sole joke, What did Kanye do after getting dropped by Adidas?

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