Sole Jokes

• Short Sole Jokes
• Sole One Liners
• Shoe Sole Jokes
• Sole Survivor Jokes
• Samoan Sole Jokes
• More Sole Jokes

Funniest Sole Short Jokes

Short sole jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sole humour may include short heel jokes also.

1. I'm starting a business.... I'm gonna do math tutoring, but solely for midgets. I'm calling it Making The Little Things Count.
2. A sole and a flounder are swimming in the ocean when they bump into each other. The sole says, "A flounder!" The flounder, to be polite, says nothing.
3. Why don't foot fetishists like redheads? Because they don't have soles.
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   ^(My bf told me to put this here.)
4. I wanted to start a line of men's shirts made solely out of vegetables. But it doesn't seem that many guys are interested in Crop Tops.
5. The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes. You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole.
6. I used to feel guilty about getting rid of old shoes until I realised they were going to a better place. It turns out that shoes have soles.
7. Why do they sell shoes in pairs? Because they're sole-mates.
   (I made this joke up about a week ago and figured I'd tell it on non-peak hours so I don't get upvoted enough to quit my day job)...
8. A man takes his shoe off in church... Man 1: *takes off shoe and starts peering inside of it*
   Man 2: "What the problem?"
   Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "
9. What's the difference between a politician and an actor? One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
10. Due to the recent relaxation of laws in Saudi Arabia, a new chain of fast food restaurants are opening up which are run solely by women.
    It's called Burka King.

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Sole One Liners

Which sole one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sole? I can suggest the ones about sons and elves.

1. why do buddhists walk around barefoot its good for the sole
2. Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory? Hundreds of soles were lost
3. Yesterday, there was a fire in a shoe factory. Hundreds of soles were lost.
4. Did you hear about the shoe factory that exploded? Many soles were lost...
5. What happened when the shoe factory burned down? 500 soles were lost.
6. My cousin's shoe store burned down yesterday There were so many lost soles.
7. There was a devastating fire in my shoe shop. So many lost Soles.
8. I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.
9. There was a tragic fire at a Nike factory recently... 800 soles were lost.
10. Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!
11. Why did the Satanic cults' feet hurt? They sold their soles to the devil.
12. I just heard the inventor of autocorrect died... ...may his sole restaurant in pieces.
13. What did Kanye do after getting dropped by Adidas? Some Sole searching
14. What did the Grim Reaper say when he walked into a shoe shop? I've come for your soles!
15. Why does good footwear go to heaven? Because they have soles.

Shoe Sole Jokes

Here is a list of funny shoe sole jokes and even better shoe sole puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My brother and I are partners in a shoe business but we decided to split the business Now I am the sole proprietor.
• I once burnt down a shoe factory I feel awful when I think of the soles lost
• Which two fish you need to make a shoe? Sole and eel.
• What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes? Your sole is mine!
• Beware of Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes. The devil might steal your sole.
• The old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner. There still were strings attached.
• Firefighters recovered just the bottom of one shoe after the shoe factory burned down It was the sole survivor.
• I just quit my job working in a shoe factory It was sole destroying
• I bought a pair of shoes from a ginger. I have no idea why he sold them to me, they have no soles.
• Why do shoes come in pairs? Because they're sole mates

Sole Survivor Jokes

Here is a list of funny sole survivor jokes and even better sole survivor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Breaking News! Ursula the Sea Witch has taken over and destroyed the local shoe factory. There were no survivors. Those poor unfortunate soles.
• The shoe factory burned down today. Sadly, there were no survivors. Rest In Peace all those poor soles.
• Juliane Koepcke was the sole survivor, when her plane crashed in the amazon Guess they should have made the whole plane out of her
• Edit on the shoe factory fire. One person is still alive. They were the sole survivor
• Yo mama is so fat That when Thanos snapped even he disappeared and she was the sole survivor
• What's less fair than being the sole survivor of a nuclear attack? Losing your glasses.

Samoan Sole Jokes

Here is a list of funny samoan sole jokes and even better samoan sole puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a Samoan that's never on time? Sole...T

Hilarious Fun Sole Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about sole you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean elope jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sole pranks.