Solar Wind Jokes
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Comical & Quirky Solar Wind Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What is a good solar wind joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine...
The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."
A solar panel, a wind turbine and a hydro dam are all getting to know each other.
'What kind of music are you into?' asks the dam.
'I'm into trance', replies the solar panel.
'Ooh, too intense for me', dam says, 'I much prefer classical melodies, maybe a little 60s soul at the weekends.'
'What about you Mr Turbine? What are you into?'
'Me?' He replies, 'I'm a huge metal fan.'
A solar panel and a wind turbine are taking about music
Wind turbine: So what are you into?
Solar panel: Whatevers hot, but usually I prefer light stuff, how about you?
Wind turbine: I'm a huge metal fan
What do you think of wind and solar energy?
I am a big fan, I believe they have a bright future.
Tom Cruise was carrying amphetamine when he was mugged.
When the ambulance arrived the paramedic examined Tom Cruise and determined he was winded by a swift knee to the solar plexus.
The police officer wrote in his file: "The victim, Tom Cruise, got kneed for speed."
Solar powered watch free to collector
This is not a wind up.
The Windmill, the Coal Plant, and Geothermal Station Formed a Band
The Windmill, the Coal Plant, and Geothermal Station Formed the Band "Earth, Wind, and Fire". Their songs start off slow but eventually build in Energy. They would have been Electric too if it wasn't for their Dam manager always holding them back. He was Resistant to change and couldn't see the Potential in the Current market. That's when a few atoms decided Fuse together and go Nuclear. Earth Wind and Fire couldn't compete with Watt the other band brought so they Discharged their manager and started their own Solar careers
Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?
It was experiencing magnetopause.
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