The Best 80 Solar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Solar jokes. There are some solar gravitational jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these solar collider puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Solar Jokes and Puns

Why haven't Aliens visited our Solar System yet? ...

They looked at the reviews...
Only 1 star.

So we landed a car-sized object on Mars...

...but we have no plans to bring it back. As a matter of fact there's at least 3 of 'em up there. Does this make us the rednecks of the Galaxy; leaving our broken down rovers all over our Solar System?

Blonde Inventions

The water-proof towel

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar powered flashlight

Submarine screen door

A book on how to read

Inflatable dart board

A dictionary index

Powdered water

Pedal powered wheel chair

Water proof tea bags

Zero proof alcohol

Reusable ice cubes

Skinless bananas

Do it yourself roadmap

Solar joke, Blonde Inventions

Scientist released new findings proving that there are now only seven planets in our solar system

after I destroyed Uranus.

If Ursa Minor is made up of stars...

is it safe to call it a Solar Bear?


We need to start investing more in solar energy

But it's not just going to happen overnight

When our solar system was formed, the Sun was in charge...

So the planets started a revolution.

Solar joke, When our solar system was formed, the Sun was in charge...

A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine...

The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Saturn

Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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Why did Pluto miss the solar system party.

He didn't planet right

Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white...

Now it looks like France landed there...

Do you know how many planets are in the solar system?

7, after I destroy Uranus.

If Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus was written today...

The solar system would need more planets for the title.

So, the God decides he needs a vacation...

He goes to meet his travel agent:
"We have a special on Andromeda, Cthulu resort." - Nah it's way too hot...
"How'bout skiing in Pillars Of Creation?" - Maybe something cheaper, this time?
"Well, You may try the Earth, Solar System new Spa, great price".
- ... Been there like 2000 years ago, mate, made one chick pregnant.
They still keep talking about this...

Solar joke, So, the God decides he needs a vacation...

My boyfriend asked me how many planets are in our solar system.

And I said. "Eight"
And he said, "Nope, only 7, after I destroy Uranus tonight."

Earth went around the solar system asking the other planets for a stick of gum.

They all refused, but Earth still got one; Pluto shares its Orbit.

What do you think of wind and solar energy?

I am a big fan, I believe they have a bright future.


I went online and rated our Solar System

Gave it one star.

I think our solar system is highly underrated ...

... Seriously, just one star? Duh.

Babe, you can call me Solar Radiation.

Because I'm about to get caught up in your ozone.

What do you call a deaf woman during a solar eclipse.

Whatever you want to. It's not like she's going to know.

I always thought I was destined for Stardom

But then I realised my mass was below 0.08 solar masses.

If I had to rate the solar system

I'd give it one star.

Why don't we have any alien visitors in our solar system?

I googled it and found the reason...

It's rated only '1 star' out there.

I ran into a NASA scientist one day...

...and I say to him, "Your job seems so tough. I'd love to traverse the solar system, but I wouldn't even know where to begin..."

He says, "It's easy... you just planet."

So I took his advice and went on a trip around the Sun. It lasted a year and I had a pretty good time. But if I had to rate it, I'd only give it one star.

Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump.

Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.

Know your eclipses.

Earth between sun and moon: Lunar eclipse.
Moon between sun and Earth: Solar eclipse.
Sun between moon and Earth: Apoceclypse.

When does the moon cover the thun?

During a solar eclisp

A solar eclipse is like watching a woman breastfeed in public

It's beautiful, it's free, but under no circumstances should you look at it.

A boy asks his father what is the meaning of the Solar Eclipse?

The father replies "No son"

The solar eclipse is like my sex life

it will be dark, hurt your eyes and only last 2 minutes!

What do people who make memes and solar eclipses over the US have in common?

It takes them both 38 years to go all the way.

I'm taking my wife for skydiving.

So if you see a solar eclipse today, don't be surprised.

Eclipse is an acronym

* Eyes
* Cannot
* Look
* Into
* Partial
* Solar
* Eclipse

What did the buffalo say during the solar eclipse?

Bison...

RIP to all the vampires

who got fooled by the solar eclipse.

Thankfully, someone created an online resource for everyone who suffered retinal damage watching the solar eclipse.

It truly is a site for sore eyes.

Why is Venus named after the Roman goddess of beauty?

Because it's the hottest planet in our solar system

Elon's opening speech for the Tesla Solar Roof really got my attention...

Who knew there were thousands of hot shingles in my area?

What do you call three suns in a row?

A solar ellipses

Why don't aliens visit our solar system?

Terrible ratings. One star.

The real reason aliens won't visit our solar system

We have the worst ratings, only one star β˜€οΈ

What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system?

Rename Uranus to Ouranus

Just been reading some reviews of the solar system

Can't believe it only got 1 star.

TIL the American flag on the moon has turned into the French flag.

Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.

How does our solar system hold its pants up?

With an asteroid belt.

My review of our solar system

1 Star.

I saw God write a review about our solar system a while ago

he didn't explain why he gave it a one star tho

So I've heard the American flags on the moon are white now because of solar radiation.

Does this mean the French own it?

My Yelp review of the solar system

One star

Why don't aliens visit the solar system

They look at the reviews and see it only has 1 star

If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of Pluto was at your feet,

Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.

Did you know that the American flag on the moon was bleached due to solar radiation?

Now it looks like the French landed there first

why have aliens never visited our solar system?

because they saw the reviews only had 1 star

What do you call a TV show discussing renewable energy?

The solar panel

Interesting fact: the sun makes up 99.86% of the solar system's mass!

The rest is your mama

Hollywood is really taking climate change seriously

Vin Diesel even changed his name to Vin Solar

Did you know that Solar Radiation has turned the American Flags on the Moon White?

Great... Now people will think France has been there

Why haven't aliens come to our solar system?

They checked our reviews.

One star.

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system?

Because it only has one star.

With the far right prescribing UV and sunlight for medical cures

They have finally seen the benefits of solar power.

Son: Can you explain what is a solar eclipse? Father: No son.

No son (No sun)

Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is

No sun

What do you call a solar powered keyboard?

A photosynthesiser

Why has our solar system never been visited by aliens?

Bad reviews; only one star.

Credit's to Sebastion Elytron; where ever you may be.

Did you know that all the planets in the solar system are named after a god,

Except earth, which is named after all that stuff on the ground.

I left a terrible Yelp review on our solar system.

One Star

Dad, "can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They checked the reviews.. only 1 star

Congratulations to the obvious winner of last night's debate...

The voyager space probe hurtling away from our solar system at over 35k mph!

There's a contest going around and if you win 1st place you get a whole solar system named after you

Second place is just a constellation prize

A solar panel, a wind turbine and a hydro dam are all getting to know each other.

'What kind of music are you into?' asks the dam.
'I'm into trance', replies the solar panel.
'Ooh, too intense for me', dam says, 'I much prefer classical melodies, maybe a little 60s soul at the weekends.'
'What about you Mr Turbine? What are you into?'
'Me?' He replies, 'I'm a huge metal fan.'

Aliens refuse to visit Earth because they've looked up our solar system...

and it has a 1-star rating.

Best/worst pick up line

You know there are 8 planets in the solar system but soon there'll be only 7 after I destroy Uranus

Is it a solar or lunar eclipse where the sun passes in front of the moon?

Neither. That would be the apoca-clipse.

Son: Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No, son

I asked my dad, "could you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

He said, "no sun".

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They checked the reviews... but we only had one star

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