Humorous Solar Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
Why haven't Aliens visited our Solar System yet? ...
They looked at the reviews...
Only 1 star.
So we landed a car-sized object on Mars...
...but we have no plans to bring it back. As a matter of fact there's at least 3 of 'em up there. Does this make us the rednecks of the Galaxy; leaving our broken down rovers all over our Solar System?
Blonde Inventions
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chair
Water proof tea bags
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Scientist released new findings proving that there are now only seven planets in our solar system
after I destroyed Uranus.
If Ursa Minor is made up of stars...
is it safe to call it a Solar Bear?
We need to start investing more in solar energy
But it's not just going to happen overnight
A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine...
The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."
Why did the tree install solar panels?
It wanted to be a power plant.
Saturn
Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!
Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?
Because he found mercury in it.
Why did Pluto miss the solar system party.
He didn't planet right
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If Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus was written today...
The solar system would need more planets for the title.
So, the God decides he needs a vacation...
He goes to meet his travel agent:
"We have a special on Andromeda, Cthulu resort." - Nah it's way too hot...
"How'bout skiing in Pillars Of Creation?" - Maybe something cheaper, this time?
"Well, You may try the Earth, Solar System new Spa, great price".
- ... Been there like 2000 years ago, mate, made one chick pregnant.
They still keep talking about this...
My boyfriend asked me how many planets are in our solar system.
And I said. "Eight"
And he said, "Nope, only 7, after I destroy Uranus tonight."
What do you think of wind and solar energy?
I am a big fan, I believe they have a bright future.
I went online and rated our Solar System
Gave it one star.
I think our solar system is highly underrated ...
... Seriously, just one star? Duh.
Babe, you can call me Solar Radiation.
Because I'm about to get caught up in your ozone.
What do you call a deaf woman during a solar eclipse.
Whatever you want to. It's not like she's going to know.
I always thought I was destined for Stardom
But then I realised my mass was below 0.08 solar masses.
If I had to rate the solar system
I'd give it one star.
Why don't we have any alien visitors in our solar system?
I googled it and found the reason...
It's rated only '1 star' out there.
I ran into a NASA scientist one day...
...and I say to him, "Your job seems so tough. I'd love to traverse the solar system, but I wouldn't even know where to begin..."
He says, "It's easy... you just planet."
So I took his advice and went on a trip around the Sun. It lasted a year and I had a pretty good time. But if I had to rate it, I'd only give it one star.
Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump.
Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.
Know your eclipses.
Earth between sun and moon: Lunar eclipse.
Moon between sun and Earth: Solar eclipse.
Sun between moon and Earth: Apoceclypse.
When does the moon cover the thun?
During a solar eclisp
A solar eclipse is like watching a woman breastfeed in public
It's beautiful, it's free, but under no circumstances should you look at it.
A boy asks his father what is the meaning of the Solar Eclipse?
The father replies "No son"
The solar eclipse is like my sex life
it will be dark, hurt your eyes and only last 2 minutes!
I'm taking my wife for skydiving.
So if you see a solar eclipse today, don't be surprised.
Eclipse is an acronym
* Eyes
* Cannot
* Look
* Into
* Partial
* Solar
* Eclipse
What did the buffalo say during the solar eclipse?
Bison...
RIP to all the vampires
who got fooled by the solar eclipse.
Thankfully, someone created an online resource for everyone who suffered retinal damage watching the solar eclipse.
It truly is a site for sore eyes.
Why is Venus named after the Roman goddess of beauty?
Because it's the hottest planet in our solar system
Elon's opening speech for the Tesla Solar Roof really got my attention...
Who knew there were thousands of hot shingles in my area?
What do you call three suns in a row?
A solar ellipses
Why don't aliens visit our solar system?
Terrible ratings. One star.
The real reason aliens won't visit our solar system
We have the worst ratings, only one star ☀️
What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system?
Rename Uranus to Ouranus
Just been reading some reviews of the solar system
Can't believe it only got 1 star.
TIL the American flag on the moon has turned into the French flag.
Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.
How does our solar system hold its pants up?
With an asteroid belt.
My review of our solar system
1 Star.
I saw God write a review about our solar system a while ago
he didn't explain why he gave it a one star tho
My Yelp review of the solar system
One star
Why don't aliens visit the solar system
They look at the reviews and see it only has 1 star
If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of Pluto was at your feet,
Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.
Did you know that the American flag on the moon was bleached due to solar radiation?
Now it looks like the French landed there first
why have aliens never visited our solar system?
because they saw the reviews only had 1 star
Interesting fact: the sun makes up 99.86% of the solar system's mass!
The rest is your mama
Did you know that Solar Radiation has turned the American Flags on the Moon White?
Great... Now people will think France has been there
Why haven't aliens come to our solar system?
They checked our reviews.
One star.
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system?
Because it only has one star.
With the far right prescribing UV and sunlight for medical cures
They have finally seen the benefits of solar power.
Son: Can you explain what is a solar eclipse? Father: No son.
No son (No sun)
Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is
No sun
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Why has our solar system never been visited by aliens?
Bad reviews; only one star.
Credit's to Sebastion Elytron; where ever you may be.
Did you know that all the planets in the solar system are named after a god,
Except earth, which is named after all that stuff on the ground.
I left a terrible Yelp review on our solar system.
One Star
Dad, "can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
No sun.
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They checked the reviews.. only 1 star
Congratulations to the obvious winner of last night's debate...
The voyager space probe hurtling away from our solar system at over 35k mph!
There's a contest going around and if you win 1st place you get a whole solar system named after you
Second place is just a constellation prize
A solar panel, a wind turbine and a hydro dam are all getting to know each other.
'What kind of music are you into?' asks the dam.
'I'm into trance', replies the solar panel.
'Ooh, too intense for me', dam says, 'I much prefer classical melodies, maybe a little 60s soul at the weekends.'
'What about you Mr Turbine? What are you into?'
'Me?' He replies, 'I'm a huge metal fan.'
Best/worst pick up line
You know there are 8 planets in the solar system but soon there'll be only 7 after I destroy Uranus
Is it a solar or lunar eclipse where the sun passes in front of the moon?
Neither. That would be the apoca-clipse.
Son: Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
Dad: No, son
I asked my dad, "could you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
He said, "no sun".
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They checked the reviews... but we only had one star
Hey dad, can you tell me what happens during a solar eclipse?
Dad: No son.
I've finally saved up enough for solar panels.
What's holding me back is that I can't afford a house.
A solar panel and a wind turbine are taking about music
Wind turbine: So what are you into?
Solar panel: Whatevers hot, but usually I prefer light stuff, how about you?
Wind turbine: I'm a huge metal fan
Why have aliens never visited our solar system?
We've only got one star!
Solar eclipse
Son: Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
Dad: No sun
Uranus is the coldest place in the solar system
So it's safe to say the sun don't shine there.
A solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding
It's beautiful, it's natural, it should be celebrated, but that still doesn't mean you should stare at it
Someone told me you can watch a solar eclipse through a colander
I tried but just ended up straining my eyes.
I planned on making a joke about the Solar System…..
But not right now, I'll planet later.
My son asked, dad, can you tell what a solar eclipse is?
I said, no son .
The reason that aliens have never visited us is because
The reason that aliens have never visited us is because our solar system has received terrible reviews.
.
.
We only have one star.
Why are solar panels always optimistic?
They always keep their sunny side up.
Why don't aliens visit us?
Because we only have 1 star in our solar system.
