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They looked at the reviews...
Only 1 star.
They checked our reviews.
One star.
Terrible ratings. One star.
So if you see a solar eclipse today, don't be surprised.
Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.
Rename Uranus to Ouranus
Gave it one star.
1 Star.
It wanted to be a power plant.
The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."
he didn't explain why he gave it a one star tho
because they saw the reviews only had 1 star
I'd give it one star.
Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.
It truly is a site for sore eyes.
Earth between sun and moon: Lunar eclipse.
Moon between sun and Earth: Solar eclipse.
Sun between moon and Earth: Apoceclypse.
who got fooled by the solar eclipse.
Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.
...and I say to him, "Your job seems so tough. I'd love to traverse the solar system, but I wouldn't even know where to begin..."
He says, "It's easy... you just planet."
So I took his advice and went on a trip around the Sun. It lasted a year and I had a pretty good time. But if I had to rate it, I'd only give it one star.
And I said. "Eight"
And he said, "Nope, only 7, after I destroy Uranus tonight."
But it's not just going to happen overnight
... Seriously, just one star? Duh.
The solar system would need more planets for the title.
But then I realised my mass was below 0.08 solar masses.
A solar ellipses
The father replies "No son"
I googled it and found the reason...
It's rated only '1 star' out there.
He goes to meet his travel agent:
"We have a special on Andromeda, Cthulu resort." - Nah it's way too hot...
"How'bout skiing in Pillars Of Creation?" - Maybe something cheaper, this time?
"Well, You may try the Earth, Solar System new Spa, great price".
- ... Been there like 2000 years ago, mate, made one chick pregnant.
They still keep talking about this...
I had to translate. You can help me fix it.
Lieutenant Colonel to Major:
There is a total solar eclipse coming tomorrow at 9am, which does not happen every day. Assemble all soldiers on exercise field, I will provide explanation. In the event of rain, since we won't be able to see it anyway, assemble everyone in the gymnasium.
Major to Captain:
Per Colonel's order, tomorrow at 9am there will be ceremonial solar eclipse. If there is a need for rain, Lieutenant Colonel will give a separate order in the gymnasium, which does not happen every day.
Captain to Lieutenant:
Per Colonel's order tomorrow at 9am there will be solar eclipse. In the event of rain the solar eclipse will occur in the gymnasium, which does not happen every day.
Lieutenant to Sergeant:
Tomorrow at 9am Colonel will perform solar eclipse in the gymnasium, which does not happen every day.
Sergeant to Corporal:
"Tomorrow at 9am there will be eclipsing of Colonel because of the sun. If it is raining in the gymnasium, which does not happen every day, assemble all soldiers on the exercise field.
Two privates talking to each other:
Seems it will rain tomorrow. The sun will eclipse Colonel in the gymnasium. I wonder why it does not happen every day.
They look at the reviews and see it only has 1 star
Whatever you want to. It's not like she's going to know.
One star
is it safe to call it a Solar Bear?
During a solar eclisp
The rest is your mama
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chair
Water proof tea bags
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
They have finally seen the benefits of solar power.
Now it looks like the French landed there first
Can't believe it only got 1 star.
...but we have no plans to bring it back. As a matter of fact there's at least 3 of 'em up there. Does this make us the rednecks of the Galaxy; leaving our broken down rovers all over our Solar System?
It's beautiful, it's free, but under no circumstances should you look at it.
* Eyes
* Cannot
* Look
* Into
* Partial
* Solar
* Eclipse
He didn't planet right
Because I'm about to get caught up in your ozone.
Bison...
Because it's the hottest planet in our solar system
With an asteroid belt.
I am a big fan, I believe they have a bright future.
it will be dark, hurt your eyes and only last 2 minutes!
after I destroyed Uranus.
Great... Now people will think France has been there
No son (No sun)
We have the worst ratings, only one star ☀️
Because he found mercury in it.
Now it looks like France landed there...
Because it only has one star.
It takes them both 38 years to go all the way.
Who knew there were thousands of hot shingles in my area?
They all refused, but Earth still got one; Pluto shares its Orbit.
7, after I destroy Uranus.
So the planets started a revolution.
If i make direct eye contact he'll hurt me, but when it's safe for me to look at him he already left for milk and won't be back for several years.
Vin Diesel even changed his name to Vin Solar
The solar panel
Does this mean the French own it?
Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!
I guess that means yo momma only accounts for about 00.12%.
Don't get me wrong, I had been enjoying watching it, but had I know it would still be going on for this long, I would have bought a pair of those fancy NASA glasses.
Because if he went blind all he would see is black
They'll want to visit solar systems with 4 or 5 stars
Due to the high temperatures it will have to operate at night.
Three or four presidents from now.
When the ambulance arrived the paramedic examined Tom Cruise and determined he was winded by a swift knee to the solar plexus.
The police officer wrote in his file: "The victim, Tom Cruise, got kneed for speed."
But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
Because I've always heard that once you go black, you never go back.
Most are rated one star and even the best only have three.
There used to be nine, then there was eight and when I'm done with Uranus there'll be seven.
Because the parents cannot find their sun.
If we knew they wouldn't be unknown.
They found it to be a shithole.
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