Solar Jokes

151 solar jokes and hilarious solar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about solar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Explore the mysteries of the solar system while enjoying some amusing jokes about the sun, the stars, the planets, and more! From the sly to the silly and the light hearted to the more serious, this collection of solar-themed jokes is sure to bring a smile to your face.

Funniest Solar Short Jokes

Short solar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The solar humour may include short sunlight jokes also.

  1. Why haven't Aliens visited our solar system yet? ... They looked at the reviews...
    Only 1 star.
  2. I'm taking my wife for skydiving. So if you see a solar eclipse today, don't be surprised.
  3. TIL the American flag on the moon has turned into the french flag. Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.
  4. The reason that aliens have never visited us is because The reason that aliens have never visited us is because our solar system has received terrible reviews.
    We only have one star.
  5. What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system? Rename uranus to Ouranus
  6. A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine... The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
    The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."
  7. I saw God write a review about our solar system a while ago he didn't explain why he gave it a one star tho
  8. Someone told me you can watch a solar eclipse through a colander I tried but just ended up straining my eyes.
  9. Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? They checked the reviews... but we only had one star
  10. why have aliens never visited our solar system? because they saw the reviews only had 1 star

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Solar One Liners

Which solar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with solar? I can suggest the ones about sunny and nuclear.

  1. Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is No sun
  2. Why haven't alien come to our solar system? They checked our reviews.
    One star.
  3. Why don't aliens visit our solar system? Terrible ratings. One star.
  4. Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? They checked the reviews.. only 1 star
  5. I went online and rated our Solar System Gave it one star.
  6. My review of our solar system 1 Star.
  7. Why did the tree install solar panels? It wanted to be a power plant.
  8. If I had to rate the solar system I'd give it one star.
  9. Hey dad, can you tell me what happens during a solar eclipse? Dad: No son.
  10. What do you call a sun who can't stop telling jokes? A solar jester.
  11. What did one solstice say to the other at the beach? "I'm absolutely "solar" powered!"
  12. RIP to all the vampires who got fooled by the solar eclipse.
  13. I think our solar system is highly underrated ... ... Seriously, just one star? Duh.
  14. What's the sun's favorite type of music? Solar power ballads.
  15. What do you call three suns in a row? A solar ellipses

Solar System Jokes

Here is a list of funny solar system jokes and even better solar system puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of pluto was at your feet, Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.
  • Congratulations to the obvious winner of last night's debate... The voyager space probe hurtling away from our solar system at over 35k mph!
  • My boyfriend asked me how many planets are in our solar system. And I said. "Eight"
    And he said, "Nope, only 7, after I destroy Uranus tonight."
  • If Men are From Mars, Women are From venus was written today... The solar system would need more planets for the title.
  • I planned on making a joke about the Solar System….. But not right now, I'll planet later.
  • Why don't aliens visit us? Because we only have 1 star in our solar system.
  • Why don't we have any alien visitors in our solar system? I googled it and found the reason...
    It's rated only '1 star' out there.
  • Why don't aliens visit the solar system They look at the reviews and see it only has 1 star
  • Scientist released new findings proving that there are now only seven planets in our solar system after I destroyed Uranus.
  • My Yelp review of the solar system One star

Solar Eclipse Jokes

Here is a list of funny solar eclipse jokes and even better solar eclipse puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Thankfully, someone created an online resource for everyone who suffered retinal damage watching the solar eclipse. It truly is a site for sore eyes.
  • Know your eclipses. Earth between sun and moon: Lunar eclipse.
    Moon between sun and Earth: Solar eclipse.
    Sun between moon and Earth: Apoceclypse.
  • Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump. Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.
  • A boy asks his father what is the meaning of the Solar Eclipse? The father replies "No son"
  • What do you call a deaf woman during a solar eclipse. Whatever you want to. It's not like she's going to know.
  • My son asked, dad, can you tell what a solar eclipse is? I said, no son .
  • Eclipse is an acronym * Eyes
    * Cannot
    * Look
    * Into
    * Partial
    * Solar
    * Eclipse
  • A solar eclipse is like watching a woman breastfeed in public It's beautiful, it's free, but under no circumstances should you look at it.
  • A solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding It's beautiful, it's natural, it should be celebrated, but that still doesn't mean you should stare at it
  • What did the buffalo say during the solar eclipse? Bison...
Solar joke, What did the buffalo say during the solar eclipse?

Solar Powered Jokes

Here is a list of funny solar powered jokes and even better solar powered puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • With the far right prescribing UV and sunlight for medical cures They have finally seen the benefits of solar power.
  • I've invented a solar-powered still! It turns sunshine into moonshine.
  • What do you call a solar powered keyboard? A photosynthesiser
  • The solar power industry is crumbling... Rest In Piezoelectrics
  • Q: Did you hear about the new blonde-made Inventions?
    A: Solar Powered Flashlights, Helicopter Ejection Seats, and the Submarine Screen Door.
  • Tesla is designing a new solar-powered hybrid... It'll run completely clean during the day, but will produce nocturnal emissions.
  • Did you hear about the solar powered clothes dryer? It's called a clothes line.
  • What do you call a solar powered gun? An Elon Musket.
  • Did you hear about the Kentucky Coal Museum that's switching to solar power? What's next, a Holocaust Museum run by Jews?
  • The First Order from Star Wars VII were very environmentally conscious... ...because their Starkiller base was solar powered.

Solar Power Jokes

Here is a list of funny solar power jokes and even better solar power puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Solar powered watch free to collector This is not a wind up.
  • Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
    At Night.
  • Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
  • Yo momma so s**... she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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Humorous Solar Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about solar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sunshine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make solar pranks.

So we landed a car-sized object on Mars...

...but we have no plans to bring it back. As a matter of fact there's at least 3 of 'em up there. Does this make us the r**... of the Galaxy; leaving our broken down rovers all over our Solar System?

Blonde Inventions

The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chair
Water proof tea bags
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap

If Ursa Minor is made up of stars...

is it safe to call it a Solar Bear?

We need to start investing more in solar energy

But it's not just going to happen overnight

When our solar system was formed, the Sun was in charge...

So the planets started a revolution.


Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

Why did Pluto miss the solar system party.

He didn't planet right

Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white...

Now it looks like France landed there...

Tom Cruise was carrying amphetamine when he was mugged.

When the ambulance arrived the paramedic examined Tom Cruise and determined he was winded by a swift knee to the solar plexus.
The police officer wrote in his file: "The victim, Tom Cruise, got kneed for speed."

Do you know how many planets are in the solar system?

7, after I destroy Uranus.

So, the God decides he needs a vacation...

He goes to meet his travel agent:
"We have a special on Andromeda, Cthulu resort." - Nah it's way too hot...
"How'bout skiing in Pillars Of Creation?" - Maybe something cheaper, this time?
"Well, You may try the Earth, Solar System new Spa, great price".
- ... Been there like 2000 years ago, mate, made one chick pregnant.
They still keep talking about this...

Earth went around the solar system asking the other planets for a stick of gum.

They all refused, but Earth still got one; Pluto shares its Orbit.

What do you think of wind and solar energy?

I am a big fan, I believe they have a bright future.

Babe, you can call me Solar Radiation.

Because I'm about to get caught up in your ozone.

I always thought I was destined for Stardom

But then I realised my mass was below 0.08 solar masses.

I ran into a NASA scientist one day...

...and I say to him, "Your job seems so tough. I'd love to traverse the solar system, but I wouldn't even know where to begin..."
He says, "It's easy... you just planet."
So I took his advice and went on a trip around the Sun. It lasted a year and I had a pretty good time. But if I had to rate it, I'd only give it one star.

When does the moon cover the thun?

During a solar eclisp

The solar eclipse is like my s**... life

it will be dark, hurt your eyes and only last 2 minutes!

What do people who make memes and solar eclipses over the US have in common?

It takes them both 38 years to go all the way.

The next solar eclipse will be in 2024...

Three or four presidents from now.

My Dad is like the Solar Eclipse

If i make direct eye contact he'll hurt me, but when it's safe for me to look at him he already left for milk and won't be back for several years.

I am surprised Trump wanted to look at the solar eclipse today...

Because if he went blind all he would see is black

I really wish someone would have told me how long this solar eclipse was going to take.

Don't get me wrong, I had been enjoying watching it, but had I know it would still be going on for this long, I would have bought a pair of those fancy NASA glasses.

Why is Venus named after the Roman goddess of beauty?

Because it's the hottest planet in our solar system

Elon's opening speech for the Tesla Solar Roof really got my attention...

Who knew there were thousands of hot shingles in my area?

The real reason aliens won't visit our solar system

We have the worst ratings, only one star ☀️

Just been reading some reviews of the solar system

Can't believe it only got 1 star.

How does our solar system hold its pants up?

With an asteroid belt.

So I've heard the American flags on the moon are white now because of solar radiation.

Does this mean the French own it?

Did you know that the American flag on the moon was bleached due to solar radiation?

Now it looks like the French landed there first

What do you call a TV show discussing renewable energy?

The solar panel

Interesting fact: the sun makes up 99.86% of the solar system's mass!

The rest is your mama

Hollywood is really taking climate change seriously

Vin Diesel even changed his name to Vin Solar

Aliens haven't visited our solar system yet because we only have 1 star.

They'll want to visit solar systems with 4 or 5 stars

Did you know that Solar Radiation has turned the American Flags on the Moon White?

Great... Now people will think France has been there

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system?

Because it only has one star.

Son: Can you explain what is a solar eclipse? Father: No son.

No son (No sun)

Why has our solar system never been visited by aliens?

Bad reviews; only one star.
Credit's to Sebastion Elytron; where ever you may be.

Did you know that all the planets in the solar system are named after a god,

Except earth, which is named after all that stuff on the ground.

I left a terrible Yelp review on our solar system.

One Star

Dad, "can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

There's a contest going around and if you win 1st place you get a whole solar system named after you

Second place is just a constellation prize

A solar panel, a wind turbine and a hydro dam are all getting to know each other.

'What kind of music are you into?' asks the dam.
'I'm into trance', replies the solar panel.
'Ooh, too intense for me', dam says, 'I much prefer classical melodies, maybe a little 60s soul at the weekends.'
'What about you Mr Turbine? What are you into?'
'Me?' He replies, 'I'm a huge metal fan.'

Aliens refuse to visit Earth because they've looked up our solar system...

and it has a 1-star rating.

Best/worst pick up line

You know there are 8 planets in the solar system but soon there'll be only 7 after I destroy Uranus

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