Solar Jokes
157 solar jokes and hilarious solar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about solar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Explore the mysteries of the solar system while enjoying some amusing jokes about the sun, the stars, the planets, and more! From the sly to the silly and the light hearted to the more serious, this collection of solar-themed jokes is sure to bring a smile to your face.
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Funniest Solar Short Jokes
Short solar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The solar humour may include short sunlight jokes also.
- Why haven't Aliens visited our solar system yet? ... They looked at the reviews...
Only 1 star. - I'm taking my wife for skydiving. So if you see a solar eclipse today, don't be surprised.
- What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system? Rename uranus to Ouranus
- A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine... The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan." - I saw God write a review about our solar system a while ago he didn't explain why he gave it a one star tho
- Someone told me you can watch a solar eclipse through a colander I tried but just ended up straining my eyes.
- If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of pluto was at your feet, Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.
- Thankfully, someone created an online resource for everyone who suffered retinal damage watching the solar eclipse. It truly is a site for sore eyes.
- Know your eclipses. Earth between sun and moon: Lunar eclipse.
Moon between sun and Earth: Solar eclipse.
Sun between moon and Earth: Apoceclypse. - Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump. Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.
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Solar One Liners
Which solar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with solar? I can suggest the ones about sunny and nuclear.
- Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is No sun
- I went online and rated our Solar System Gave it one star.
- My review of our solar system 1 Star.
- Why did the tree install solar panels? It wanted to be a power plant.
- What do you call a sun who can't stop telling jokes? A solar jester.
- What did one solstice say to the other at the beach? "I'm absolutely "solar" powered!"
- RIP to all the vampires who got fooled by the solar eclipse.
- I think our solar system is highly underrated ... ... Seriously, just one star? Duh.
- What's the sun's favorite type of music? Solar power ballads.
- What do you call three suns in a row? A solar ellipses
- Why don't aliens visit us? Because we only have 1 star in our solar system.
- If Ursa Minor is made up of stars... is it safe to call it a Solar Bear?
- When does the moon cover the thun? During a solar eclisp
- Just been reading some reviews of the solar system Can't believe it only got 1 star.
- Eclipse is an acronym * Eyes
* Cannot
* Look
* Into
* Partial
* Solar
* Eclipse
Solar System Jokes
Here is a list of funny solar system jokes and even better solar system puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If Men are From Mars, Women are From venus was written today... The solar system would need more planets for the title.
- I planned on making a joke about the Solar System….. But not right now, I'll planet later.
- Why don't we have any alien visitors in our solar system? I googled it and found the reason...
It's rated only '1 star' out there. - Scientist released new findings proving that there are now only seven planets in our solar system after I destroyed Uranus.
- Interesting fact: the sun makes up 99.86% of the solar system's mass! The rest is your mama
- There's a contest going around and if you win 1st place you get a whole solar system named after you Second place is just a constellation prize
- Why is Venus named after the Roman goddess of beauty? Because it's the hottest planet in our solar system
- Why did Pluto miss the solar system party. He didn't planet right
- The real reason aliens won't visit our solar system We have the worst ratings, only one star ☀️
- Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system? Because he found mercury in it.
Solar Eclipse Jokes
Here is a list of funny solar eclipse jokes and even better solar eclipse puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the buffalo say during the solar eclipse? Bison...
- My Dad is like the Solar Eclipse If i make direct eye contact he'll hurt me, but when it's safe for me to look at him he already left for milk and won't be back for several years.
- What do people who make memes and solar eclipses over the US have in common? It takes them both 38 years to go all the way.
- I am surprised Trump wanted to look at the solar eclipse today... Because if he went blind all he would see is black
- The next solar eclipse will be in 2024... Three or four presidents from now.
- You can use a cereal box to see the solar eclipse, But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
- I'm really worried about the upcoming solar eclipse. Because I've always heard that once you go black, you never go back.
- Every solar eclipse, children are often reported missing... Because the parents cannot find their sun.
- Why is Annie the Orphan crying? There was a solar eclipse.
- I'll never forget this solar eclipse, it'll forever be seared into my mind... ...and retinas. I really should've worn some glasses.
Solar Powered Jokes
Here is a list of funny solar powered jokes and even better solar powered puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- With the far right prescribing UV and sunlight for medical cures They have finally seen the benefits of solar power.
- I've invented a solar-powered still! It turns sunshine into moonshine.
Cr - What do you call a solar powered keyboard? A photosynthesiser
- The solar power industry is crumbling... Rest In Piezoelectrics
- Q: Did you hear about the new blonde-made Inventions?
A: Solar Powered Flashlights, Helicopter Ejection Seats, and the Submarine Screen Door. - Tesla is designing a new solar-powered hybrid... It'll run completely clean during the day, but will produce nocturnal emissions.
- Did you hear about the solar powered clothes dryer? It's called a clothes line.
- What do you call a solar powered gun? An Elon Musket.
- The First Order from Star Wars VII were very environmentally conscious... ...because their Starkiller base was solar powered.
- Solar powered watch free to collector This is not a wind up.
Solar Panel Jokes
Here is a list of funny solar panel jokes and even better solar panel puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I've finally saved up enough for solar panels. What's holding me back is that I can't afford a house.
- Why are solar panels always optimistic? They always keep their sunny side up.
- What do you call a TV show discussing renewable energy? The solar panel
- What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town? A solar panel.
- The Solar Panel goes home one night, rejecting his wife's advances. He says, I'm sorry honey. I've just got no energy at night.
- Why did Justin Timberlake install solar panels in his pants? Cuz he's got. that. sunshine in his pocket.
- Got a Google Opinion Rewards survey asking what solar panel companies I have heard of *Solyndra*
- Windmills are better that solar panels. No fans follow the solar panels .
- What did the solar panel say to the setting sun? Until we meet again, flarewell
- Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
Humorous Solar Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about solar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sunshine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make solar pranks.
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So we landed a car-sized object on Mars...
...but we have no plans to bring it back. As a matter of fact there's at least 3 of 'em up there. Does this make us the r**... of the Galaxy; leaving our broken down rovers all over our Solar System?
Blonde Inventions
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chair
Water proof tea bags
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
We need to start investing more in solar energy
But it's not just going to happen overnight
When our solar system was formed, the Sun was in charge...
So the planets started a revolution.
If I could be in any planet of our solar system...
I would Uranus.
Saturn
Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!
What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse?
A solar ellipses...
Tom Cruise was carrying amphetamine when he was mugged.
When the ambulance arrived the paramedic examined Tom Cruise and determined he was winded by a swift knee to the solar plexus.
The police officer wrote in his file: "The victim, Tom Cruise, got kneed for speed."
How many planets are there in the solar system?
There used to be nine, then there was eight and when I'm done with Uranus there'll be seven.
Humanity is children of the Sun, but according to Nemesis Theory there is a Second Sun in Our Solar System.
whose name is ''Kim Ir Sen''.
So, the God decides he needs a vacation...
He goes to meet his travel agent:
"We have a special on Andromeda, Cthulu resort." - Nah it's way too hot...
"How'bout skiing in Pillars Of Creation?" - Maybe something cheaper, this time?
"Well, You may try the Earth, Solar System new Spa, great price".
- ... Been there like 2000 years ago, mate, made one chick pregnant.
They still keep talking about this...
How many unknown solar systems are there?
If we knew they wouldn't be unknown.
Why is solar energy abusive on the seaside?
Because it's the sun of a beach
Earth went around the solar system asking the other planets for a stick of gum.
They all refused, but Earth still got one; Pluto shares its Orbit.
What do you think of wind and solar energy?
I am a big fan, I believe they have a bright future.
Babe, you can call me Solar Radiation.
Because I'm about to get caught up in your ozone.
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What do you call a deaf woman during a solar eclipse.
Whatever you want to. It's not like she's going to know.
I always thought I was destined for Stardom
But then I realised my mass was below 0.08 solar masses.
I ran into a NASA scientist one day...
...and I say to him, "Your job seems so tough. I'd love to traverse the solar system, but I wouldn't even know where to begin..."
He says, "It's easy... you just planet."
So I took his advice and went on a trip around the Sun. It lasted a year and I had a pretty good time. But if I had to rate it, I'd only give it one star.
The government will be giving out special glasses for the solar eclipse
It's called the no child left blind
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This monday there will be a solar eclipse at 10am...
Followed shortly after by f**... proceedings for the Flat Earth Society.
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A solar eclipse is like watching a woman breastfeed in public
It's beautiful, it's free, but under no circumstances should you look at it.
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The solar eclipse is like my s**... life
it will be dark, hurt your eyes and only last 2 minutes!
LPT: Scientists are warning against using a colander to view the solar eclipse
It'll strain your eyes
My Grandfather told me "I once looked at a solar eclipse for two seconds without going blind"
He also thought that today America's future looked bright
The solar eclipse was cool to look at and all...
But when does this darkness go away?
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The solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding...
You're not supposed to look, but you know you are going to take a peek.
LPT: When the next solar eclipse rolls around, you can use a colander to view the eclipse.
Just be sure you don't strain your eyes.
I really wish someone would have told me how long this solar eclipse was going to take.
Don't get me wrong, I had been enjoying watching it, but had I know it would still be going on for this long, I would have bought a pair of those fancy NASA glasses.
The solar eclipse was like a one night stand
I spent a whole lot of effort for two minutes of pleasure.
Have you heard the Russian president has just taken over a planet in the outer solar system?
He's called it Putin-Uranus.
Elon's opening speech for the Tesla Solar Roof really got my attention...
Who knew there were thousands of hot shingles in my area?
I named my memorabilia store "the solar system" hoping it will attract space fans
But they gave it one star
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NASA sent a probe to all of the planets in our solar system, but quit after Uranus
They found it to be a s**....
What's Rabbi Peter's favourite planet within our solar system?
Jew-Peter of course!
The Nasa Parker Solar probe will be 4 million miles away from the sun
Due to the high temperatures it will have to operate at night.
The FBI closed the National Solar Observatory monitoring the sun in New Mexico.
It has been repositioned to monitor Uranus.
What do you call a piece of mint that's been lying under the sun for an hour?
A solar Eclipse
Forget flat Earth; every single planet in the solar system is flat!
Get over it--they're all visually disk-shaped!
Hollywood is really taking climate change seriously
Vin Diesel even changed his name to Vin Solar
