The Best 35 Solar Eclipses Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Solar Eclipses jokes. There are some solar eclipses jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these solar eclipses puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Solar Eclipses Jokes and Puns

Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is

No sun

I'm taking my wife for skydiving.

So if you see a solar eclipse today, don't be surprised.

Someone told me you can watch a solar eclipse through a colander

I tried but just ended up straining my eyes.

Thankfully, someone created an online resource for everyone who suffered retinal damage watching the solar eclipse.

It truly is a site for sore eyes.

Know your eclipses.

Earth between sun and moon: Lunar eclipse.
Moon between sun and Earth: Solar eclipse.
Sun between moon and Earth: Apoceclypse.


Hey dad, can you tell me what happens during a solar eclipse?

Dad: No son.

RIP to all the vampires

who got fooled by the solar eclipse.

Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump.

Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.

A boy asks his father what is the meaning of the Solar Eclipse?

The father replies "No son"

What do you call a deaf woman during a solar eclipse.

Whatever you want to. It's not like she's going to know.

My son asked, dad, can you tell what a solar eclipse is?

I said, no son .

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Eclipse is an acronym

* Eyes
* Cannot
* Look
* Into
* Partial
* Solar
* Eclipse

A solar eclipse is like watching a woman breastfeed in public

It's beautiful, it's free, but under no circumstances should you look at it.

A solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding

It's beautiful, it's natural, it should be celebrated, but that still doesn't mean you should stare at it

What did the buffalo say during the solar eclipse?

Bison...

I asked my dad, "could you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

He said, "no sun".

Dad, "can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

The solar eclipse is like my sex life

it will be dark, hurt your eyes and only last 2 minutes!

Solar eclipse

Son: Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No sun


Son: Can you explain what is a solar eclipse? Father: No son.

No son (No sun)

My Dad is like the Solar Eclipse

If i make direct eye contact he'll hurt me, but when it's safe for me to look at him he already left for milk and won't be back for several years.

What do people who make memes and solar eclipses over the US have in common?

It takes them both 38 years to go all the way.

I really wish someone would have told me how long this solar eclipse was going to take.

Don't get me wrong, I had been enjoying watching it, but had I know it would still be going on for this long, I would have bought a pair of those fancy NASA glasses.

I am surprised Trump wanted to look at the solar eclipse today...

Because if he went blind all he would see is black

The next solar eclipse will be in 2024...

Three or four presidents from now.

You can use a cereal box to see the solar eclipse,

But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

I'm really worried about the upcoming solar eclipse.

Because I've always heard that once you go black, you never go back.

Every solar eclipse, children are often reported missing...

Because the parents cannot find their sun.

Why is Annie the Orphan crying?

There was a solar eclipse.

I'll never forget this solar eclipse, it'll forever be seared into my mind...

...and retinas. I really should've worn some glasses.

The solar eclipse was like a one night stand

I spent a whole lot of effort for two minutes of pleasure.

LPT: When the next solar eclipse rolls around, you can use a colander to view the eclipse.

Just be sure you don't strain your eyes.

The solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding...

You're not supposed to look, but you know you are going to take a peek.

The solar eclipse was cool to look at and all...

But when does this darkness go away?

This monday there will be a solar eclipse at 10am...

Followed shortly after by funeral proceedings for the Flat Earth Society.

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