Soggy Jokes
26 soggy jokes and hilarious soggy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about soggy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a laugh on a drizzly day? Check out our collection of soggy jokes, many of which will have you wishing you had a biscuit to dip into your tea! You won't be able to keep a straight face with the best soggy bottom and rainy day puns.
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Funniest Soggy Short Jokes
Short soggy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The soggy humour may include short foggy jokes also.
- "Mum, mum! I came first in class today!" "Well done!! What was it?"
"Soggy biscuit"
"Oh, what's that... and what's wrong with your brother?"
"He came last". - Why shouldn't you throw cigarette butts in urinals? Because they get soggy and are difficult to light.
- I overcooked some pasta earlier - it got all soggy and mushy. Making the best of a bad situation, I put it in a mug and tried to down it. I soon gave up though - it was an act of *Fusilli Tea*.
- I was at a bar last night nursing a beer But I stopped after an hour because my n**... was getting too soggy
- Hey guys please stop putting half-smoked cigarettes in the u**... It makes them soggy and makes them hard t light up.
- I was dancing with a girl in a nightclub. "What are we going to do after this?" I asked her.
She said, "How does s**... sound?"
I said, "Soggy."
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Soggy One Liners
Which soggy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with soggy? I can suggest the ones about sloppy and soaked.
- Please don't throw cigarette butts in urinals. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
- A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti So I put in a re-straining order.
- Why shouldn't white people swim? Crackers get soggy when wet.
- Why shouldn't you put a toaster in the bathtub? Because your toast will get soggy.
- How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!
- Don't cry over burnt toast That would just make it soggy.
- I hate it when people put cigarette butts in urinals. They get soggy and hard to lite.
- What goes in big and hard and comes out soft and soggy? Bubble gum.
- What happens to America when it rains? It becomes full of mi-soggy-nists
- Why do people boil pasta in water? It is way too soggy.
- The best way to cook soggy onions is... in a p**... with leeks.
- Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Nobody likes a soggy c**...!
Humorous Soggy Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about soggy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean moist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make soggy pranks.
Wet Mail
A man one morning walks out to his mailbox to get his mail. He opens the door, reaches in, and he can feel that the mail is all wet. He gets very upset that his mail is soggy and ruined. He flags down the mailman who has not made it very far and asks..
"Whats the deal with the wet mail?!"
The mailman stone faced looks back at the man and says
"It's because there is Postage Dew."
My dad's best improv
We were driving one day and my dad had to stop the car because a seagull was in the middle of the wet road picking away at a soggy box.
I asked him why he stopped the car instead of driving on.
To which he replied, "He's just trying to get his cardboardhydrates"
Needless to say, everyone in the car was stunned.
Do you have the Lady Gaga Oreos?
Customer: Excuse me, do you have new Lady Gaga Oreos?
Employee: I'm sorry, we only have the Cardi B ones.
Customer: What's that like?
Employee: Soggy. It's a wet-a**... cookie.
