The Best 17 Soggy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Soggy jokes. There are some soggy soak jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these soggy wet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Soggy Jokes and Puns

Please don't throw cigarette butts in urinals.

It makes them soggy and hard to light.

A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti

So I put in a re-straining order.

I was at a bar last night nursing a beer

But I stopped after an hour because my nipple was getting too soggy

Soggy joke, I was at a bar last night nursing a beer

Wet Mail

A man one morning walks out to his mailbox to get his mail. He opens the door, reaches in, and he can feel that the mail is all wet. He gets very upset that his mail is soggy and ruined. He flags down the mailman who has not made it very far and asks..

"Whats the deal with the wet mail?!"

The mailman stone faced looks back at the man and says

"It's because there is Postage Dew."

My dad's best improv

We were driving one day and my dad had to stop the car because a seagull was in the middle of the wet road picking away at a soggy box.
I asked him why he stopped the car instead of driving on.
To which he replied, "He's just trying to get his cardboardhydrates"

Needless to say, everyone in the car was stunned.


Hey guys please stop putting half-smoked cigarettes in the urinal

It makes them soggy and makes them hard t light up.

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

Soggy joke, Why shouldn't white people swim?

Why shouldn't you put a toaster in the bathtub?

Because your toast will get soggy.

I was dancing with a girl in a nightclub.

"What are we going to do after this?" I asked her.

She said, "How does sex sound?"

I said, "Soggy."

Do you have the Lady Gaga Oreos?

Customer: Excuse me, do you have new Lady Gaga Oreos?

Employee: I'm sorry, we only have the Cardi B ones.

Customer: What's that like?

Employee: Soggy. It's a wet-ass cookie.

Don't cry over burnt toast

That would just make it soggy.

You can explore soggy drizzly reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean soggy cigarettes dad jokes. There are also soggy puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I hate it when people put cigarette butts in urinals.

They get soggy and hard to lite.

"Mum, mum! I came first in class today!"

"Well done!! What was it?"

"Soggy biscuit"

"Oh, what's that... and what's wrong with your brother?"

"He came last".

What goes in big and hard and comes out soft and soggy?

Bubble gum.

Why shouldn't you throw cigarette butts in urinals?

Because they get soggy and are difficult to light.

I overcooked some pasta earlier - it got all soggy and mushy. Making the best of a bad situation, I put it in a mug and tried to down it.

I soon gave up though - it was an act of *Fusilli Tea*.

Soggy joke, I overcooked some pasta earlier - it got all soggy and mushy. Making the best of a bad situation, I

The best way to cook soggy onions is...

in a pot with leeks.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the soggy dank jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working soggy muddy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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