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Funniest Software Development Short Jokes

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  1. How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb? none, its a hardware issue.
  2. How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ? He looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
  3. Why can't software developers distinguish between Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
    (hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!)
  4. My son finally landed a position as a software engineer. He proudly told me that his new job title will be Java Developer. I didn't have the heart to tell him that means he'll be making the coffee.
  5. How many software developers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero, thats a hardware issue.
  6. How many software developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'm sorry, that appears to be a hardware problem.
  7. If software developers made cars They would cost $500, get 200 miles per gallon, and once a year would explode. Killing everyone inside.
  8. Why do feminists hate most software developers? Because developers look at everything as objects
  9. What did the wheelchair-bound software developer say when asked to speak at an Apple Keynote? "Sorry, but I don't do stand-up comedy."
  10. A retired politician was fired from his new job as a software developer after only three days He had no comment

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Software Development One Liners

Which software development one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with software development? I can suggest the ones about software engineering and web development.

  1. Do you want to hear a joke about software I'm still developing it
  2. Why did the software developer go broke? He used up all his cache !
  3. Why do most software developers need glasses? Because they can't C#
  4. This new software developer is so socially awkward … … he failed the Turing Test.
  5. What makes a software developer feel rich? Their Cache
  6. What is the best advice for new software developers? Google it.
  7. How does a software developer call the sunrise? Sunget
  8. What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist? Front-end
  9. A mobile software developer just got fired from his job He wasn't very appy.
  10. How many software developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb About 1101
  11. What kinda ants do software developers like? A constANT.
  12. In Mexico every software developer is senior
  13. What do you call a Software Developer in Hollywood? Dev Patel
  14. As a software developer, I like my bugs how I like my women Unable to reproduce.
  15. How do you call a software developer who can blow himself? Agile

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What funny jokes about software development you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean software engineer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make software development pranks.

A Software Developer walks into a bar

A Software Developer walks into a bar
Bartender: "you having the usual?"
Software Developer thinks for a while
and then says "Yes"
Bartender: "What took you so long to answer?"
Software Developer: "Sorry, I got cache issues."

A mechanic, an electrician and a software developer were in a car.

The car stops working.
-It's the carburetor, says the mechanic. We just have to get down and clean it.
-It's the ignition, says the electrician. We have to check the spark plugs and we'll make it work.
-"Guys, I propose getting out of the car and getting back in and maybe it will start working."

A Woman sends her husband - a software developer - out for groceries.

She says to him: "We don't need a lot. Please get us a loaf of bread; and if they have free-range eggs please bring six."
The husband returns with nothing but six loaves of bread: "They had free-range eggs."

What do you call an award ceremony for the latest and greatest software developments?

The Programmys

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

What do you call a software developer on a bike, being chased by a car?

A software developer life cycle

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Software development is like s**...... mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

As indicated by my following sentence

The Software Development industry needs more chicks in management so those broads can get the respect they deserve

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