The Best 32 Software Development Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Software Development jokes. There are some software development operating systems jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these software development microsoft puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Software Development Jokes and Puns

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Do you want to hear a joke about software

I'm still developing it

Why did the software developer go broke?

He used up all his cache !

My son finally landed a position as a software engineer. He proudly told me that his new job title will be Java Developer.

I didn't have the heart to tell him that means he'll be making the coffee.


How many software developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, thats a hardware issue.

Why do most software developers need glasses?

Because they can't C#

How many software developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, that appears to be a hardware problem.

A Software Developer walks into a bar

A Software Developer walks into a bar

Bartender: "you having the usual?"

Software Developer thinks for a while
and then says "Yes"

Bartender: "What took you so long to answer?"

Software Developer: "Sorry, I got cache issues."

A mechanic, an electrician and a software developer were in a car.

The car stops working.

-It's the carburetor, says the mechanic. We just have to get down and clean it.

-It's the ignition, says the electrician. We have to check the spark plugs and we'll make it work.

-"Guys, I propose getting out of the car and getting back in and maybe it will start working."

If software developers made cars

They would cost $500, get 200 miles per gallon, and once a year would explode. Killing everyone inside.

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This new software developer is so socially awkward …

… he failed the Turing Test.

A Woman sends her husband - a software developer - out for groceries.

She says to him: "We don't need a lot. Please get us a loaf of bread; and if they have free-range eggs please bring six."

The husband returns with nothing but six loaves of bread: "They had free-range eggs."

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

Why do feminists hate most software developers?

Because developers look at everything as objects

What did the wheelchair-bound software developer say when asked to speak at an Apple Keynote?

"Sorry, but I don't do stand-up comedy."

How does a software developer call the sunrise?

Sunget

A retired politician was fired from his new job as a software developer after only three days

He had no comment

What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

Front-end


A mobile software developer just got fired from his job

He wasn't very appy.

How many software developers does it take to screw in a lightbulb

About 1101

What kinda ants do software developers like?

A constANT.

In Mexico every software developer

is senior

What do you call an award ceremony for the latest and greatest software developments?

The Programmys

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

[SJW] As a software developer working from home, I'm offended by...

the [NSFW] tag.

What do you call a software developer on a bike, being chased by a car?

A software developer life cycle

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

What do you call a Software Developer in Hollywood?

Dev Patel

Software development is like sex...

...one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

As a software developer, I like my bugs how I like my women

Unable to reproduce.

As indicated by my following sentence

The Software Development industry needs more chicks in management so those broads can get the respect they deserve

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