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none, its a hardware issue.
He looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
I'm still developing it
He used up all his cache !
I didn't have the heart to tell him that means he'll be making the coffee.
Zero, thats a hardware issue.
Because they can't C#
I'm sorry, that appears to be a hardware problem.
A Software Developer walks into a bar
Bartender: "you having the usual?"
Software Developer thinks for a while
and then says "Yes"
Bartender: "What took you so long to answer?"
Software Developer: "Sorry, I got cache issues."
The car stops working.
-It's the carburetor, says the mechanic. We just have to get down and clean it.
-It's the ignition, says the electrician. We have to check the spark plugs and we'll make it work.
-"Guys, I propose getting out of the car and getting back in and maybe it will start working."
They would cost $500, get 200 miles per gallon, and once a year would explode. Killing everyone inside.
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… he failed the Turing Test.
She says to him: "We don't need a lot. Please get us a loaf of bread; and if they have free-range eggs please bring six."
The husband returns with nothing but six loaves of bread: "They had free-range eggs."
Their Cache
Because developers look at everything as objects
"Sorry, but I don't do stand-up comedy."
Sunget
He had no comment
Front-end
He wasn't very appy.
About 1101
A constANT.
is senior
The Programmys
because they're not afraid of committing.
the [NSFW] tag.
A software developer life cycle
He isn't very App-y
Dev Patel
...one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Unable to reproduce.
The Software Development industry needs more chicks in management so those broads can get the respect they deserve
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