The Best 4 Softspoken Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Softspoken jokes. There are some softspoken samsung jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these softspoken police puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Softspoken Jokes and Puns

A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.

The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

What do you call soft-spoken security guards at the Samsung store?

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What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster?

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What do a schizophrenic and a soft-spoken pimp have in common?

They both struggle to keep their thots in check.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the softspoken soft jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working softspoken shy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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