The Best 6 Softest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Softest jokes. There are some softest poorest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these softest nicest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Softest Jokes and Puns

Why do Ivan Pavlov's dogs have the shiniest and softest fur?

Repeated conditioning.

Which side is the softest side of a cat?

The outside!

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

Which Asians have the softest skin?


Did you hear about the new Drake Beats Headphones?

The softest headphones out there.

Think I made a scientific discovery

Men who have girlfriends have rough hands

Men who don't have soft hands

Yet, for some reason, men who are married have the softest hands

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the softest clit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working softest cleanest piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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