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23 softball jokes and hilarious softball puns to laugh out loud. Read sport jokes about softball that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for some good softball jokes to break the ice at your next game? Look no further! We have compiled a collection of dumb, stupid, and outright hilarious softball jokes, covering topics like slow pitch, hitters, pitchers, and more.

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Funniest Softball Short Jokes

Short softball jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The softball humour may include short baseball jokes also.

  1. I felt betrayed when my girlfriend joined a softball league without telling me Of all the underhanded things...
  2. The Softball Player Sally used to play softball, but she could never make it home because of her chastity belt.
  3. I used to date a girl that played softball... She dumped me because I wouldn't go to second base.
  4. Why are softball games so hard to follow? Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.
  5. I broke up with my girlfriend after she joined a softball league. She started pitching all the time.
  6. Did you hear about the girl's softball game that turned into an o**...? It all started when the catcher stuck her finger in the batters box.

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Softball One Liners

Which softball one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with softball? I can suggest the ones about kids baseball and volleyball.

  1. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team? Because she ran away from the ball!
  2. Don't date a girl who just got hit in the eye with a softball. She's a bad catch.
  3. What's Tom Brady's favorite sport? Softball.
  4. What game do impotent men play? Softball.
  5. Softball is such a sketchy sport. Everything is so underhanded.
  6. A straight girl joins the softball team It could happen.
  7. What do you call a chickpea that plays softball (Warning, very funny) A lesbean
  8. What plays in a diamond and eats box? A softball player
  9. Why did the lawyers' softball team always win? Because they were in a legal of their own.

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Cheeky Softball Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about softball you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baseball hitting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make softball pranks.

Jungle animals started a softball league...

The teams are separated by species.
A colorful long beaked bird, not sure where to go, asked an old monkey umpire, where his team was playing.
He replied, "Mongoose vs snakes are on field 1, ants vs frogs play on field 2..."
"Quit monkeying around", the bird chuckled, "I just want to know which field I'm on."
"Species puns, huh?" he replied, "Well toucan play at that game."

Company Picnic Softball Tournament

At our annual company picnic, the advertising department always played a game of softball with the editorial department. This year the ad dept. won ,9-4. But on the company bulletin board the next morning was the following notice. The Editorial Dept. is proud to announce that upon the conclusion of this year's softball tournament, we finished in second place overall, having lost only one game the entire season. We would also like to take this opportunity to offer our condolences to the Ad Dept.'s team for finishing next to last, having won only one game during the entire year.

Softball joke, Why are softball games so hard to follow?

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