The Best 15 Softball Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Softball jokes. There are some softball badminton jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these softball racquetball puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Softball Jokes and Puns

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Jungle animals started a softball league...

The teams are separated by species.

A colorful long beaked bird, not sure where to go, asked an old monkey umpire, where his team was playing.

He replied, "Mongoose vs snakes are on field 1, ants vs frogs play on field 2..."

"Quit monkeying around", the bird chuckled, "I just want to know which field I'm on."

"Species puns, huh?" he replied, "Well toucan play at that game."

Company Picnic Softball Tournament

At our annual company picnic, the advertising department always played a game of softball with the editorial department. This year the ad dept. won ,9-4. But on the company bulletin board the next morning was the following notice. The Editorial Dept. is proud to announce that upon the conclusion of this year's softball tournament, we finished in second place overall, having lost only one game the entire season. We would also like to take this opportunity to offer our condolences to the Ad Dept.'s team for finishing next to last, having won only one game during the entire year.

Softball joke, Company Picnic Softball Tournament

I felt betrayed when my girlfriend joined a softball league without telling me

Of all the underhanded things...

Don't date a girl who just got hit in the eye with a softball.

She's a bad catch.

What's Tom Brady's favorite sport?


What game do impotent men play?


Softball joke, What game do impotent men play?

Did you hear about the girl's softball game that turned into an orgy?

It all started when the catcher stuck her finger in the batters box.

I used to date a girl that played softball...

She dumped me because I wouldn't go to second base.

The Softball Player

Sally used to play softball, but she could never make it home because of her chastity belt.

Softball is such a sketchy sport.

Everything is so underhanded.

You can explore softball volleyball reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean softball league dad jokes. There are also softball puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

A straight girl joins the softball team

It could happen.

What do you call a chickpea that plays softball (Warning, very funny)

A lesbean

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

What plays in a diamond and eats box?

A softball player

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the softball cluedo jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working softball underhanded piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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