The Best 35 Soft Drinks Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Soft Drinks jokes. There are some soft drinks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these soft drinks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Soft Drinks Jokes and Puns

I got hit on the head with a can of soda yesterday.

Lucky it was a soft drink

What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

My friend threw a can of coke at my head today...

Luckily it was a soft drink.

I got hit in the head with a can of Dr. Pepper today

Luckily I'm not hurt, it was a soft drink

Boy, I just got hit in the head with a can of soda.

I was lucky it was a soft drink.


So someone threw a can of soda at me today.

I'm alright though it was a soft drink.

Which part of America can't sell full-sized soft drinks?

Minne-soda.

What is the only sized soft drink you can order in North Korea?

Supreme Liter.

Three women decide to compare their husbands to soft drinks.

Three women are out to brunch, and they're talking about who has the best husband. One of them decides they should compare their respective husbands to soft drinks (sodas).

First woman: "My husband is like 7UP, because he's 7 inches and he's always up."

Second woman: "Well my husband is like Mountain Dew, because when he's mountin' me, he knows what to do."

Third woman: "Well my husband is like Jack Daniels."

First woman: "That's not a soft drink!"

Third woman: "I know, but he's a hard licker."

What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink?

Sprite.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

You can explore soft drinks reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean soft drinks dad jokes. There are also soft drinks puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


A vending machine fell on me today

Luckily it only had soft drinks

Hit with a can

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

Christmas cracker joke

A bottle of lemonade fell on a barmans head. Why wasn't he hurt? It was a soft drink.

I just got hit in the head with a can of Pepsi

Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

What state has the best small sized soft drink?

Minisoda

I asked a group of women to describe their husbands using a soft drink [possibly NSFW]

The first said, "Mtn Dew, because he's always ready to mount 'n' do me"

The second said, "7up, because it may only be seven inches but it's always up"

The third said, "Jack Daniels"
I said, "But that's a hard liquor"
She relied, "Yes, and so is he"

I ordered a soft drink in Minneapolis and couldn't believe how small it was

Guess that's why it's in mini-soda.

I got hit in the head with a soda can yesterday...

I'm just glad it was a soft drink.


A man is hit by a can of coke

But he was alright because it was a soft drink

Can of coke fell on a mans head from a high building

Fortunately he survived because it was just a soft drink!!!

Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

The store I worked at fired me for not putting enough variety on their soft drinks display.

Apparently I had too many lines of coke.

I work at a restaurant and had someone throw a soda at me....

Thank goodness it was a soft drink

Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks?

Minnesota!

Which US sate has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnisoda

What are the dirtiest jokes you know?

Mine are a series of yo mama jokes which get progressively dirtier.

Yo mama so ugly her vibrator went soft.
Yo mama so nasty she got fired from a sperm bank for drinking on the job.
Yo mama so nasty, I asked her what's for dinner so she spread her legs and said "crabs."

Best I got, what are yours?

A man was hit in the head with a can of Sprite.

He's okay, it was a soft drink.

I was hit with a can of soda yesterday.

I'm alright now, luckily it was only a soft drink.

I hit someone with a can of soda.

Don't worry, it was a soft drink.

My brother threw a can of Pepsi at me from the roof...

I'm just glad it was a soft drink otherwise that may have caused some serious damage.

Which U.S state has the smallest soft drink

Minisoda

This kid threw a can of Coke into the trash and hit me...

Dont worry, it didnt hurt.
It was a soft drink.

I got hit by a can of coke...

Good thing it was a soft drink.

Fun Fact: if you drop a can of Coca-Cola on your foot it will hurt.

A little ironic considering it's a soft drink.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the soft drinks jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working soft drinks piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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