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Funniest Sofa King Short Jokes

Short sofa king jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sofa king humour may include short sofa jokes also.

  1. One day I'm going to open a furniture store named Sofa King. That way I can make late night tv commercials and shout our prices are Sofa King low!
  2. My sister and I decided that we want to start our own businesses. She's going to open a furniture store called 'Sofa King' and I'm going to open a soup restaurant next door called 'Stew Pit'.
  3. Did you know George III never even bothered to leave his couch during the American Revolution? He was sofa king comfortable.
  4. What do you have when lounge chairs multiply? - Baby Sitters.
    Two chaise...
    - that's Sofa King Funny!!
  5. There used to be a superhero that could turn into furniture and wore a crown... He was sofa king cool.
  6. Come on down to Sofa King, we are having a blow out sale, today only! Our prices are Sofa King low!
    Our selection is Sofa King huge!

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Sofa King One Liners

Which sofa king one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sofa king? I can suggest the ones about new sofa and couch.

  1. There's furniture items that allow SFW swearing. That's sofa king nice.
  2. If King Awesome sat on a couch He'd be Sofa King Awesome.
  3. repeat the following to become more than you are now: I am sofa king we Todd Ed
  4. Alpha Cure mom, sofa king hard
  5. Sofa King I am Sofa King
    We Todd Did
    *repeat faster and faster*
  6. No one wants to be the sofa king But they all think they're sofa king funny.
  7. Read this out loud Mike hunt is sofa king wet
  8. Did you hear about the comedian that calls himself "The Sofa King"? He's sofa king funny.
  9. Repeat after me.... I Pam sofa king read card Ted.
    Complements of my 6th grader.
  10. I own a furniture store. My job is sofa king cool.
  11. Today I had s**... with the couch It felt sofa king good.

Humorous Sofa King Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about sofa king you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean king jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sofa king pranks.

I took a look at my wife one day and said ...

... "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a small sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but at least I got to sleep with a hot 25-year-old blonde every night.
Now, we have a nice house, nice cars, big king size bed and plasma screen TV, but now I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and she would buy me a 10-inch black & white TV.