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(OC) I was at an outdoor showing of and old movie last week...

(On the Waterfront(1954)) when a clearly disturbed and hyperactive boy sitting near me began to behave strangely. He was fondling his penis, groping at adult men and finally trying to sodomize himself with various items. He needed to be forcibly restrained by his parents, all the while the boy continued groping and moaning and humping like a dog. His mother, visibly shaken, cried out to the gaping crowd. "Is anyone here a Doctor? Please, my boy needs help!" I, being qualified to assist under the circumstances, responded.
"That boy doesn't need a doctor, He needs a Priest"

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Lurker for a while, encouraged by another first time post involving a gorilla...

Two gorillas are sitting in their habitat after hours. Bored as hell, one gorilla looks at the other and says, "Hey, I bet you a week's worth of bananas that I can go into the lion's cage, sodomize him, and then get away unharmed." The other gorilla says, "You're on! Even if you get caught, it's going to be well worth the watch." The first gorilla rips open the door, climbs into the lion's den, and gives him the business. The lion wakes up and chases the gorilla as fast as he can for an animal that had just been raped. The gorilla and lion tear through the zoo, the lion slowly gaining on the tiring gorilla. The gorilla ducks behind the guard's shack, climbs in a window, puts on a hat and pretends to read the newspaper. The lion busts in the door and asks, "Hey Security Guy, have you seen a gorilla come through here?" The gorilla stifles a laugh and replies, "You mean the one that fucked the lion in the ass?" The lion, mortified, replied, "Shit. It's in the papers already?"

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On the topic of tailpipe-fucking a car, how does one sodomize their ride?

Stick it in the gashole

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So the Roman's used to Sodomize their victims on the battlefield, dead included.

So does was this the first case of cracking open a cold one with the boys?

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Why did the grapes gang rape and sodomize the orange with a chain saw?

They found him aPEELing.

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