Sodium Jokes

Funniest Sodium Short Jokes

Short sodium jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sodium humour may include short potassium jokes also.

1. Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar. The bartender says: "OH SNaP"
2. Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman. NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN!
3. Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were in jail Turns out they were in for assault and battery
4. My doctor said I need to cut back my sodium intake... ...but I tend to take everything he says with a grain of salt.
5. I asked my chemist friend if it took him 4 years to get his degree... He said "Sodium Bromate."
6. My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium intake. Ive been taking his advice with a grain of salt.
7. A merchant told another "I'll trade you a barium atom and two sodiums for that weight measuring device." "BaNaNa for scale?"
8. I heard a joke about oxygen and potassium. I'd say it was pretty OK. Yea, I also heard that sodium was under assault.
9. What is Pac-Man's favorite cooking utensil? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok
10. Chemistry Jokes Me :Is it a crime to throw Sodium Chloride at a woman?
    Judge: Yes, that's assault
    Me: I know it's a salt but is it a crime?

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Sodium One Liners

Which sodium one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sodium? I can suggest the ones about nitrogen and calcium.

1. 12 atoms of sodium walk into a bar. Followed by Batman.
2. Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar… followed by Batman.
3. What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms? 2 Na
4. What fish is made of only two sodium ions? 2 Na
   :D
5. What fish is made of 2 sodium atoms? 2Na
6. Hey girl, is your atomic number 11? Because you're sodium fine.
7. Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me! Police officer: That's a salt!
8. Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon? Because you are sodium SeXe.
9. Do you want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO
10. So my friend asked me if I wanted some Sodium Hypobromite... and I was like, NaBrO
11. Why does everyone add salt to their meals? It's sodium goooood
12. Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine :p
13. What fish is made out of two sodium atoms? 2 Na
14. Hey dude, do you have any sodium hypobromite? NaBrO
15. Hey who threw the sodium chloride at me? That's a salt!

Sodium Chloride Jokes

Here is a list of funny sodium chloride jokes and even better sodium chloride puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was making fun of some sodium chloride and ended up being charged with aggravating a salt.
• What do you call a weapon made of sodium chloride? A salt rifle.
• Don't throw sodium chloride at people. That's a salt.
• Is it a crime to put sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes? "Is it a crime to put sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?"
  "Yes, that's assault."
  "I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"
• Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested? Assault.
• what did the Copper say to the sodium chloride couple? I'm taking you in for a salt
• Me: is it a crime to throw sodium chloride at someone? Judge: yes, that's assault.
  Me: ik that's a salt, but is it a crime??
• A man walks to a woman and asks… Excuse me ma'am but could I offer you a bit of sodium chloride?
  To which the woman replies,
  Get away from me, that's a salt!
• Did you hear about the sodium chloride with a gun? They called it a salt with a deadly weapon.
• What do you get when sodium attacks chloride? A salt

Sodium Atoms Jokes

Here is a list of funny sodium atoms jokes and even better sodium atoms puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What follows 16 Sodium atoms into a bar? Batman.
  Explainer:
  The chemical symbol for sodium is "Na." The Batman television show theme is: "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Batman!"
  
• What did the chlorine atom say to the sodium atom? I've got my ion you.
• Which fish is made out of 2 atoms of sodium? Tuna
• What do you call 2 sodium atoms in the ocean? tuNa
• Fish composed of 2 sodium atoms? 2Na
• A Sodium atom walked into a Bar. Bartender: How may I serve you today?
  Sodium: Nothing special just the basic stuff
  Bartender: OH...
  Sodium: Yes.
  >!NaOH is a Basic Chemical!<
• What do you call a fish made of only two sodium atoms? 2 Na
• What do you call 2 sodium atoms? TuNa.
• A sodium atom undergoes a vigorous reaction with flourine... How do you feel?" Asks the fluoride ion.
  "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.
• The Creation Of Sodium Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honour of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

Sodium Chemistry Jokes

Here is a list of funny sodium chemistry jokes and even better sodium chemistry puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friend asked me if I liked Chemistry jokes... So I said "Sodium Hydrogen Bromine Oxygen"
• What did the Japanese chemistry teacher say when he mixed sodium and nitrogen? NaNi???
• I wanted to tell a Chemistry joke…, however thought that i wouldnt get a reaction…
  It was supposed to be a Sodium joke, but Na.
• I was in chemistry class with my lab partner... ...and asked him if he wanted some sodium bromide, but to my disappointment, he said
  NaBro
• Thought of this joke while working on my chemistry homework: What did the Bi-Sodium Carbonate have for lunch?
  A 2Na Sandwich
• Chemistry? I'd like to make a joke about sodium and chemistry in general, but all the good jokes argon, so Na
• I heard a chemistry joke the other day... I heard a chemistry joke the other day, it was sodium funny I slapped my neon that one.
• Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
  A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
• Why did the Chemistry teacher give every student Sodium Hydroxide at the beginning of every semester? So they'd have a strong base for their lessons
• Chemistry Joke This came to me while studying for an exam....
  **What did Sodium say when Hypobromite said that it wanted to bond?**
  Sodium said "NaBrO"

Sodium And Potassium Jokes

Here is a list of funny sodium and potassium jokes and even better sodium and potassium puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Silver walked up to elements in a bar that was on fire. Silver said "Get out!" Gold said "Aukay"
  Potassium said "K"
  Sodium said "Na"
  Argon didn't react.
• Potassium texted Sodium asking to go for coffee Sodium just said Na.
  Potassium replied K.
• I was told that the friendship between sodium, potassium, and oxygen was bad. I said, "Na. Pretty sure it is OK."
• Want to hear a joke about potassium? K.
  I was gonna tell a joke about sodium but then I was like, Na.
• You wanna read a joke about Sodium? Na
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  What about Nitrosoxide
  NO
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  Umm... Potassium?
  K..
• What do you call it when sodium and potassium surges the electron transport chain? A deep nap
• TIL how to combine sodium and potassium. There's a NaK to it.
• Why did sodium stay home all day? Because when helium invited sodium and potassium to the mall, potassium said *K* but all sodium could say was *Na*.
• Ruthenium oxygen potassium Sodium
• I've started making jokes about sodium and potassium. I think I've finally got the NaK of it.

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What funny jokes about sodium you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chloride jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sodium pranks.