The Best 76 Sodium Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Sodium Jokes and Puns

So my friend asked me if I wanted some Sodium Hypobromite...

and I was like, NaBrO

Do you have 11 protons?

Because you are sodium fine :p

Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested?

Assault.

Sodium joke, Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested?

Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me!

Police officer: That's a salt!

Hydrogen asks his parents, Sodium and Potassium if he can go to a party.

First, he asks his mom, Sodium. He knows that she is very strict and she will probably say no.

"Na," she says, exactly what he expects

He decides to ask his dad. He is much less strict, and was in a good mood. Maybe he can let Hydrogen go to the party.

"k," he says


So Hydrogen finally admitted to Sodium that she had been bonding with Oxygen

Sodium reacted violently.

Hey dude, do you have any sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO

Sodium joke, Hey dude, do you have any sodium hypobromite?

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This came to me while studying for an exam....

**What did Sodium say when Hypobromite said that it wanted to bond?**

Sodium said "NaBrO"

What did the pepper shaker say to the salt shaker?

You're sodium cute

My doctor said I need to cut back my sodium intake...

...but I tend to take everything he says with a grain of salt.

I could tell you that sodium hydroxide is a liquid out of solution.

But then that would be a lye.

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My friend asked me if I liked Chemistry jokes...

So I said "Sodium Hydrogen Bromine Oxygen"

I was making fun of some sodium chloride and

ended up being charged with aggravating a salt.

I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography.

It was base on a true story.

A chemist walks into a bar...

He says to the bartender, "Tonight all drinks are on me!"

The bartender says to him, "you must've had a good day today, what happened?"

"I finally found a way to make a stable molecule from a barium atom, two sodium atoms, and a sulfur atom!" the chemist proudly replies.

"Wow," says the bartender, "that's BaNaNaS!"

I asked my chemist friend if it took him 4 years to get his degree...

He said "Sodium Bromate."

Sodium joke, I asked my chemist friend if it took him 4 years to get his degree...

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar…

followed by Batman.

A chemist walks into a bar...

Chemist: Do you have any Sodium Hypobromite?

Bartender: NaBrO

Once, a bucket of Sodium Hydroxide slipped out of Skrillex's hands.

He dropped the base.


Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon?

Because you are sodium SeXe.

So there's this hot NA chick in my chemistry class

Her attitude is always salty, but hey, her booty is sodium fine.

what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea

a salt with a deadly wetpen

*hides*

Girl, are you Sodium Hydroxide?

cause you basic.

Did you hear about the guy who got pulled over?

The cops received a warrant and were able to search his car and they opened the glove box and ended up finding sodium chloride and a nine volt...

He got charged with assault and battery

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

:D

Do you eat to much sodium?

Na.

Want to hear a joke about potassium?

K.

I was gonna tell a joke about sodium but then I was like, Na.

Potassium texted Sodium asking to go for coffee

Sodium just said Na.

Potassium replied K.

I was told that the friendship between sodium, potassium, and oxygen was bad.

I said, "Na. Pretty sure it is OK."

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO

what did the Copper say to the sodium chloride couple?

I'm taking you in for a salt

Oxygen and potassium went on a date...

...it went ok.

Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

The other chemicals were like 'omg'!

Two noble gases went on a date.

There was no reaction.

Two protons went on a date.

There was no attraction.

Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.

They felt a little sour after it.

Hydrogen and nitrogen went on a date.

They had a basic night out.

Sodium and chlorine went on a date.

There was assault.

Potassium and water went on a date.

It was lit.

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

What fish is made of 2 sodium atoms?

2Na

Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were in jail

Turns out they were in for assault and battery

Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walk into a bar.

The bartender says: "OH SNaP"

What's a banana made of?

One part barium, two parts sodium.

Oxygen, helium, sulphur, sodium and phosphorus walk in to a bar...

OH SNaP

What do you call a weapon made of sodium chloride?

A salt rifle.

Why does everyone add salt to their meals?

It's sodium goooood

What did the salt say to his girlfriend?

Wow, you're so-dium beautiful

Hey girl, is your atomic number 11?

Because you're sodium fine.

My doctor told me to cut down on sodium.

I took his advice with a pinch of salt.

My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium intake.

Ive been taking his advice with a grain of salt.

Silver walked up to elements in a bar that was on fire. Silver said "Get out!"

Gold said "Aukay"

Potassium said "K"

Sodium said "Na"

Argon didn't react.

I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun

But NaH

I asked my dealer if he had any sodium hypobromite

He replied 'NaBrO'

I was gonna tell a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but...

Nah.

A fish made from two sodium molecules

Two-Na

If I hold sodium in my hand...

Do I have Napalm?

I wanted to post a joke about sodium, but I was like...

Na, people won't like it.

I was going to post a joke about Sodium, but...

...I was like Na, nobody would understand.

Me: is it a crime to throw sodium chloride at someone?

Judge: yes, that's assault.

Me: ik that's a salt, but is it a crime??

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Me :Is it a crime to throw Sodium Chloride at a woman?
Judge: Yes, that's assault
Me: I know it's a salt but is it a crime?

I wanted to make a joke about sodium hydride.

But then I was like NaH, they won't get it either.

Hey who threw the sodium chloride at me?

That's a salt!

Is it a crime to put sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?

"Is it a crime to put sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?"

"Yes, that's assault."

"I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"

11 sodium molecules walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey Jude!"

"Hey, man. You know any good sodium jokes?"

"Na."

So a sodium molecule hits a chlorine molecule

It was a salt

I wanted to get a reaction by make a joke about sodium.

But then I thought: Na.

Don't throw sodium chloride at people.

That's a salt.

When life gives you...

...High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...

...Make lemonade.

What fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

2 Na

I was gonna tell a joke about sodium,

but Na

What did the chlorine atom say to the sodium atom?

I've got my ion you.

Free Organic Pathologist Test

Go upto a tree and take a leak:


* If pee attracts ants, you've got diabetes.
* If it dries fast, your sodium is high.
* If it smells like meat, your cholesterol is high.
* If you forgot to unzip, it's Alzheimer's.
* If you missed the tree, Parkinson's.
* If you peed on your shoes, enlarged prostate.
* If you can't smell it, COVID 19.

I heard a joke about oxygen and potassium. I'd say it was pretty OK.

Yea, I also heard that sodium was under assault.

Want to hear a joke about sodium?

Na.

Fine then. Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO

What follows 16 Sodium atoms into a bar?

Batman.

Explainer:
The chemical symbol for sodium is "Na." The Batman television show theme is: "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Batman!"

I asked the sodium if it was a popular element

It said Na

Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?

Na, I don't wanna tell y'all.

What do you call a molecule of sodium carrying a gun?

A salt with a deadly weapon

The frog population in the Okeefenokee Swamp was declining...

Biologists determined it was due to the frogs inability to stay coupled while mating. They contacted an organic chemist at MIT who came up with a solution. He mixed some plasticizers with some adhesive and most importantly one part sodium. The concoction worked perfectly and the swamp was soon re-populated with frogs. The biologists wondered why the sodium was so important. The chemist replied: The frogs needed monosodium glutamate

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman.

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN!

Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar.

OH SNaP! exclaims the bartender.

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