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Turns out they were in for assault and battery
Police officer: That's a salt!
a salt with a deadly wetpen
*hides*
Me :Is it a crime to throw Sodium Chloride at a woman?
Judge: Yes, that's assault
Me: I know it's a salt but is it a crime?
ended up being charged with aggravating a salt.
That's a salt!
A salt rifle.
That's a salt.
"Is it a crime to put sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?"
"Yes, that's assault."
"I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"
Assault.
I'm taking you in for a salt
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Judge: yes, that's assault.
Me: ik that's a salt, but is it a crime??
The cops received a warrant and were able to search his car and they opened the glove box and ended up finding sodium chloride and a nine volt...
He got charged with assault and battery
He goes to approach, when suddenly it gets physical. The first man throws a packet of sodium chloride at the second, and the second responds by throwing a bunch of 9 volts at the first.
The officer arrests them for a salt and battery.
They called it a salt with a deadly weapon.
A salt
That's a salt!
He was charged with a salt.
"Yes, that's assault."
"I know its a salt but, is it a crime?
Yes, it was a salt!
He threw sodium chloride at his wife, that's a salt.
A salt with a dead Lee weapon
That's a salt!
They consider it a salt.
I took it with a Grain of Salt.
Assalt
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
Judge: Yes, it is assault.
Me: I know it is a salt, but is it a crime?
That's a salt
For 'a salt' and battery :D
Because then you'll have aggravated a salt.
They were charged with assault and battery
They were charged with a salt.
I reckoned, "Na, it's Cl", but my friends keep insisting it's a salt.
It said on the test paper
It becomes aqueous sodium chloride...
That's a solution!
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