Sodium Chemistry Jokes
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- Chemistry Jokes Me :Is it a crime to throw Sodium Chloride at a woman?
Judge: Yes, that's assault
Me: I know it's a salt but is it a crime? - My friend asked me if I liked Chemistry jokes... So I said "Sodium Hydrogen Bromine Oxygen"
- I was in chemistry class with my lab partner... ...and asked him if he wanted some sodium bromide, but to my disappointment, he said
NaBro - Thought of this joke while working on my chemistry homework: What did the Bi-Sodium Carbonate have for lunch?
A 2Na Sandwich - Chemistry? I'd like to make a joke about sodium and chemistry in general, but all the good jokes argon, so Na
- I heard a chemistry joke the other day... I heard a chemistry joke the other day, it was sodium funny I slapped my neon that one.
- Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery. - Why did the Chemistry teacher give every student Sodium Hydroxide at the beginning of every semester? So they'd have a strong base for their lessons
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Sodium Chemistry One Liners
Which sodium chemistry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sodium chemistry? I can suggest the ones about sodium chloride and sodium and potassium.
- What did the Japanese chemistry teacher say when he mixed sodium and nitrogen? NaNi???
Sodium Chemistry Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sodium chemistry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sodium hydroxide jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sodium chemistry pranks.
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Chemistry Joke
This came to me while studying for an exam....
**What did Sodium say when Hypobromite said that it wanted to bond?**
Sodium said "NaBrO"
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So there's this hot NA chick in my chemistry class
Her attitude is always salty, but hey, her b**... is sodium fine.
My chemistry teacher gave me some Sodium Hypobromite...
My chemistry teacher gave me some Sodium Hypobromite, but I was like "NaBrO". He asked if that was supposed to be funny. I said, "That's my only chemistry joke, the other ones are boron, all the good ones argon".
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We had an e**... in one of our chemistry labs last week.
Nobody got hurt, but the chemist responsible is the laughing stock of his group.
We use a lot of helium in the military, that's why when there's a shortage you can't get it for balloons - it's being stockpiled by the DOD. We use it to stabilize a variety of substances for storage.
One of the substances we cannot use it for is sodium. Even though it does not react with the helium, sodium in an environment with something it can't react with actually causes it to destabilize. In the correct stoichiometric ratio (8:3), it can actually explode. The chemists have a phrase they use to remind themselves of this:
Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, He He He, goodbye.
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Chemistry Puns
What do you do with a dying chemist? If you can't helium, you might as well barium. That joke was quite the knee-s**..., wasn't it. I certainly slapped my neon that one. It was just so-dium funny. Why do chemists like high altitudes? The views arsenic. If you're not laughing yet, don't worry. I'm only through with hafnium. Come on, I think ironed some laughter for that one. Where do chemists wash their dishes? In the zinc. I'm sorry if you didn't like that one. I'm no einsteinium. I would tell you another one, but I think they all argon.
Because of my cake here are a few physics jokes...
1.) Two kittens are on a roof which one falls off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
2.) what happens to electrons and they lose all the energy?
They become Bohred
3.) People call me lazy but I am just overflowing with potential energy.
4.) Did you hear about the man that was cooled absolute zero?
He is 0k now.
5.) I hear Chemistry jokes periodically, but Physics jokes have more potential.
6.) My Chemistry teacher threw Sodium Chlorite at me, is that considered a salt?
7.) √−1 2³ Σ π
It was very delicious.
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