The Best 16 Sodas Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sodas jokes. There are some sodas sprite jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sodas liter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sodas Jokes and Puns

Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars.

The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles.

New machine at the gym

There is a new machine at the gym. It's truly awesome! I almost puked after an hour, it really has it all.

Cookies, chocolate bars, chips, sodas.

My sister came home today and said "they have this great new machine at the gym.."

"it's got Malteasers, Twix, sodas, you name it!!"

Sodas joke, My sister came home today and said "they have this great new machine at the gym.."

Three women decide to compare their husbands to soft drinks.

Three women are out to brunch, and they're talking about who has the best husband. One of them decides they should compare their respective husbands to soft drinks (sodas).

First woman: "My husband is like 7UP, because he's 7 inches and he's always up."

Second woman: "Well my husband is like Mountain Dew, because when he's mountin' me, he knows what to do."

Third woman: "Well my husband is like Jack Daniels."

First woman: "That's not a soft drink!"

Third woman: "I know, but he's a hard licker."

What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda


My local movie theater was robbed of $200 last night.

They stole a tub of popcorn, two sodas and a box of Milk Duds.

I asked my wife for one of those lemon-lime sodas...

When she brought back a Coke I said "you only did this out of Sprite."

Sodas joke, I asked my wife for one of those lemon-lime sodas...

What are the Vikings favorite drink?

Mini Sodas

I go to the store and buy ten hotdogs, nine burgers, three bags of chips, and six sodas. If I eat nine hot dogs, seven burgers, three bags of chips, and drink five sodas, what do I have?

No self control

Back in the days a dollar could get me...

A pack of gum, some candy, 2 sodas, 4 pack of chips. Today..well the got cameras everywhere.

Did you hear about the guy who robbed the airport for food worth about $200?

He got away with a baguette and two sodas.

You can explore sodas minisoda reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sodas liquorice dad jokes. There are also sodas puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


It's so great people are protesting ICE

It's highway robbery how much they put in sodas.

Why were the sodas jealous of the success of the water bottle?

because it was uncanny

Which state has the smallest sodas?

Minesoda

My wife and I have been budgeting, saving, selling ends and odds. Now we can live our dream.

We are going to a movie, buying candy, popcorn and sodas there!

I don't want my future kids drinking sweetened fruit juices, they're basically sodas without the fizz.

Where's the fun in that?

Sodas joke, I don't want my future kids drinking sweetened fruit juices, they're basically sodas without the fiz

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sodas beverage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sodas refreshments piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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