I had a job as a can crusher but I had to quit
That job was just soda-pressing
Yeah I got a job at Coca Cola...
It's sodapressing.
I hate going to aluminium recycling facilities
Its soda-pressing.
I just saw a video of someone crushing a 6 pack of Coke in a hydraulic press. All that wasted cola made me so sad.
It was soda-pressing
Did you hear about that guy who died from crushing a Coke in a hydraulic press?
It was soda-pressing.
Did you hear about the guy who crushes Pepsi cans with a hydraulic press?
It's sodapressing.
I worked in a can recycling factory for 10 years
It was sodapressing
Why did the man at the recycling factory quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing
Why did the can crushes quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing.
Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?
Because he was soda-pressing
I recently considered a career crushing cans for a living, but decided against it.
That would be soda-pressing.
Two guys walk past a guy working on a can crusher
One of them looked at the other and said that looks soda-pressing
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