Sodapressing Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

I had a job as a can crusher but I had to quit

That job was just soda-pressing

Yeah I got a job at Coca Cola...

It's sodapressing.

I hate going to aluminium recycling facilities

Its soda-pressing.

I just saw a video of someone crushing a 6 pack of Coke in a hydraulic press. All that wasted cola made me so sad.

It was soda-pressing

Did you hear about that guy who died from crushing a Coke in a hydraulic press?

It was soda-pressing.

Did you hear about the guy who crushes Pepsi cans with a hydraulic press?

It's sodapressing.

I worked in a can recycling factory for 10 years

It was sodapressing

Why did the man at the recycling factory quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why did the can crushes quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

I recently considered a career crushing cans for a living, but decided against it.

That would be soda-pressing.

Two guys walk past a guy working on a can crusher

One of them looked at the other and said that looks soda-pressing

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