The Best 5 Socratic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Socratic jokes. There are some socratic lumberjacks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these socratic biotics puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Socratic Jokes and Puns

Some people have platonic relationships. Me and my wife have a Socratic one

We argue all the time

What do you call a tweaker who keeps asking questions?

The Socratic methhead.

Just call me the Socratic method.

Because you'll be saying yes all night

The Socratic method of deductive reasoning walks into a bar

and the bartender says "So. What don't you want?"

I'm Starting a Debate Club for Stimulant Addicts.

I'm calling it the Socratic Meth-Head


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the socratic sows jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working socratic martinus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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